Nadala na sa mga sila-sila hahahaha!

NA-TRAUMA na raw sa kinahinatnan ng kanyang marriage with a closet queen, this aging singer/actress would rather have her old relationship renewed than commit the same nauseating blunder all over again. Hahahahahahaha!

Kaya naman daw pala hindi sila magkaanak ng husband niya for many a good year ay dahil sa mas gusto raw nitong  (the husband..Hahahahahaha!) siya ang chinu-churva and not the other way around. Hahahahahaha!

Kaya naman pala matagal naghintay ang singer/actress na magkaanak but to no avail. Hakhakhak!

Indeed, the travails of being married to a closet queen who’s silently hankering for the love of a man but is tragically married to a woman. Hahahahahaha!

Anyway, hindi na partikular sa kagwapuhan ng isang lalaki ang aging but still fairly attractive singer/actress.

She’d rather get married to a poor man who is devoid of the kind of sophistication that her former husband possesses than to suffer the same tragic fate all over again.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

At least ang bago niya na luma actually, (gets n’yo ba ang eksena? Hahahahahaha!) ay virile and a big hunk of a man. If you know the salient point I’m hinting at. Hahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

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Matatag na si Andi

AFTER what she’s gone through, aminado si Andi Eigenmann na ‘di na siya masyadong naapektuhan kahit na ano pang unos ang dumating.

“Hindi naman nawawala ang mga unos at bagyo,” she good-naturedly answers at the presscon of the horror movie “Pridyider” last Tuesday.

“Kailangan lang laging handa tayo. That we go through life and its challenges with a  smile on our faces.”

Asked to comment on her movie, she said that it was her own decision to do a movie of this genre.

“Actually,” she asseverates, “nu’ng mag-meting kami ni Mother (Lily), ako ang nag-suggest na I want to be a part of the collection that she’s made.”

Suffice to say, the mystery that shrouded the possessed refrigerator left an indelible mark in the minds of the moviegoers that it earned nothing but rave reviews for its uniqueness.

In effect, Mother Lily and daughter Roselle Monteverde have come to the decision of giving Pridyider the ghoulish make-over that it needs and make it a full-length horror movie.

“I play the role of Tina in this movie,” avers Andi, “who is sent abroad by her father, unaware that her parents’ marriage was already foundering.”

Anyway, Andi’s character comes home when she’s all grown up and stays in her parents’ old abode. How she’s been able to discover that the old refrigerator happens to be the root cause of the mysterious disappearance of the people she loves and cares for is the main gist of this horror movie that’s being directed by Rico Ilarde and is slated to get shown on September 19 in cinemas near you.

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Amusing pa rin si Ms. Regine V.

WE’VE never been intimate or close with each other but I’ve always been fond of Ms. Regine Velasquez.

Fair and square siyang tao.

‘Yun bang tipong kahit na nakakanti mo paminsan-minsan sa ‘yong column pero never niyang sineryoso ‘yun or tineyk against you.

Para sa kanya, it’s only a job at walang personalan.

Anyway, sa latest tandem nila ng isa sa mga paborito niyang leading men na si Aga Muhlach, she delineates the role of a fixer. “Sa story,” she animatedly states, “pareho kaming loser.

“‘Yun nga lang,” she further eleborates, “sa case ko, ‘di ko alam na loser ako.

“In Aga’s case, he doesn’t want to do anything about it.

“Me naman, kahit ganon ang character ko, ang self-esteem ko ang taas,” she says with a banter. “Papunta na sa heaven!

Hahahahaha!”

According to Regine, ang cute ng movie dahil binagay talaga sa kanilang stature at edad.

“The story’s very real,” she avers. “But unlike before, I’ve got my limitations already dahil may anak na ako.

“But just the same, may kissing scene pa rin kami ni Aga pero ‘di na siyempre tulad ng dati.

“Unlike before na sige-sige lang,” she points out methodically, “sinasabi ko na ngayon kung hanggang saan ang kaya ko.

“No more bed scenes,” she asseverates. ”

Inasmuch as she’s a competent actress, she is supposedly averse to the idea of doing a real dramatic movie.

“‘Di ko talaga kaya ang drama,” she opens up. “Don’t like the working atmosphere.

“‘Yung sa amin ni Piolo (Pascual), ‘yon ang pinaka-drama kong nagawa.

“But as much as possible, mas gusto ko ‘yung bumabalik sa light moments.”

One thing amusing about Regine is the fact that she wants to slap other actors but she doesn’t want the idea of being slapped.

Hahahahahahaha!

Anyway, going back to their movie Of All The Things under Viva and GMA films, bongga ang treatment ni Bb. Joyce Bernal. Oo nga’t meron namang dramatic moments pero karamihan ay light, amusing moments lang.

Litaw na litaw ang pagiging kikay ni Ms. Regine na perfect foil naman sa pagkaseryoso ng character ni Aga.

Palabas na ito sa September 26 kaya go nang bigla in cinemas near you.

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Silaham na international actor pantasyang makita nang personal ang global pugilist

NAKATATAWA (hayan, Bubonika ha? salitang ugat ang inuulit, tonta! Hahahahahaha!) ang balitang nabasa namin kung saan nasulat doon na feel na feel raw ng isang gwaping at sikat na Hollywood young actor ang isang global pugilist. Hahahahahaha!

Dahil dito, biglang umarko raw ang kakilayan ng mga vaklung na malapit sa sikat na boksingero.

Kasi po, knowsline sa US of A na parang si Papa Abe na talu-talo ang drama (talu-talo raw ang drama, o! Hahahahaha!) nitong young actor na to na naghubo’t hubad talaga sa isa niyang stage play na ginawa supposedly not because he did it for art’s sake but primarily to show to his bisexual following that he’s got the endowments that they thought he’s wanting of and make them fantasize about him in the process. Hahahahahahahaha!

Could it really be true? Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Ang tanong, how would the global pugilist react in the event that the famed international personality would show his true color?

Hakhakhak!

His (the boxer) machismo is something that the bisexual actor supposedly hankers for and he doesn’t give a damn if Filipinos are not famous for their endowments.

He just would like to ‘feel’ him and smell that inexplicable machismo that is the stock in trade of this global Pinoy. Hahahahahahahaha!

Come to think of it, mas maganda pa raw ‘yung international actor sa misis nu’ng pugilist. Hahahahahaha!

Joke! Hakhakhakhakhak!

Supsupan, anyone? Harharharharhar!

‘Yun na!

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Ibang magmahal ang mga Vilmanian!

HANGA rin naman ako kung magmahal ang mga avid fans ni Governor Vilma Santos.

Come hell or high water, their idol happens to be the focal point of their existence.

Tingnan n’yo na lang itong dating entertainment writer na si Willie Fernandez na nakabase na sa kanilang lugar sa General Santos City.

Hayan at bedridden na siya’t lahat, naka-dextrose and all, at tumaas ng 200/100 ang blood pressure pero wala pa ring tigil sa kati-text in his hospital bed para itanong ang latest development sa career ng kanyang beloved idol.

Ang tindi!

His whole life seems to revolve frantically around Ate Vi and he seems not to care about anything else anymore except his beloved actress/politician. Hahahahahahaha!

Ganyan ka-loyal magmahal ang mga fans ng ating Lady Governor dahil totoo naman kasi kung magpakita ito ng concern at pagmamahal.

Kumbaga, in this world, you only get what you deserve.

Sow love and you’re bound to reap admiration and loyalty.

Nagtataka pa ba ang iba riyan kung bakit ang tindi ng longevity at staying power ni Ate Vi?

Tingnan n’yo na lang ang kanyang mukha and you’re bound to get the answer.

Period!

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Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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