Paum-um pa rin ang actor-turned politician (Hahahahahahaha!)

Shakira naman ang tsikang nagsa-sideline pa rin sa pagpapa-BJ ang isang gwaping at sikat na actor-turned politician. Hahahaha!

Material boy talaga si papa. Dahil sa may trip daw sa kanya ang isang personalidad na  umaapaw  ang kadatungan, very much willing siyang magpa-um-um rito to the max.
Hahahahahahaha!

Any time that his new paramour would want to lick and fellate his sizable dick, papa is more than willing to oblige.

More than willing to oblige raw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Buong akala nang nakararami ay graduate (graduate na raw, o! Hahahahaha!) na si paparu sa pagpapa-fellate ng kanyang sooo taba but not soo habang nota. Hakhakhak!

But the guy is tremendously levelheaded and practical. If it would mean additional income for him, his dick is willing, able and ready.

Willing, able and ready raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Que sabrosong talaga ang ratbulites ni papa mereseng in his early forties na siya ever.
Hakhakhak!

Mahirap talagang talikuran ang nakasanayan mo nang gawin. When the opportunity arises, chances are you are go- ing to succumb to temptations.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Generous raw kasi sa kanyang katilam-tilam pa ring ratbu si papa lalo na’t may andalung at stake. Hakhakhak!

May andalung at stake raw, o! Hakhakhak!

His lofty station in life proves not to be a hindrance to give way to his remunerative sideline. Harharharharhar!

Dati nga naman, pina-um-um niya to the max ang isang macho gay na singer in exchange of some hand-outs that he was badly in need then.

And prior to that, pahada rin daw siya sa lugar nila and was most generous in sharing his endowments (generous

in sharing his endowments raw, o! Hakhakhak!) to the dick-fellating fags who were naturally enthralled with his ‘generosity’. Hakhakhak!

‘Yun na!

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GOOD-NATURED MS. CLAIRE

Marami ng unos ang dumating sa kanyang buhay and yet Ms. Claire dela Fuente is still very much around and doing well in the kind of profession that she chose to be a part of – that of talent management and as a restaurateur.

To date, her Claire dela Fuente restos in Macapagal Avenue, Pasay city are the haven of tourists (both Filipi- nos and foreigners alike) primarily because of the sumptuous foods that they offer at a very practical price everyone can basically afford.

As talent manager, her protegees Sam Pinto and Bela Padilla are doing well.

Sam has just been chosen as FHM’s Sexiest for two consecutive years (the year 2011 and 2012 respectively) and her other talents are doing equally good as well.

Meg Imperial for one has been offered a multi-million contract by Mr. Jessie Ejercito and is slated to do a re -make of the 70s blockbuster Menor de Edad.

Suffice to say, good things are indeed coming her way unabatingly and all indications point to the fact that it’s going to remain that way for a long, long time.

Dapat lang!

FERMINATA, SYOKOT NANG MA-BUTATA NA NAMAN ANG BAGO NILANG SHOWBIZ-ORIENTED PROGRAM SA TV5! (HAHAHAHAHA!)

Afraid na raw si Ferminata, da ogrilyang lola, sa maaaring maging negang feedbacks sa bago nilang showbiz-o- riented program na kapalit ng flopzing nilang Parazzi.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Pati yata dentures ng syorak na ngangaera ay umaalug-alog na dahil sa tindi ng anticipation nito.

Syorak na ngangaera raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Kung bakit naman kasi aware na siyang ang panahon pa ni Mahomang hosting style niya ang dahilan kung bakit natigbak ang Juicy, kanyang ipinagpipilitan pa rin ito.

Hahahahahahahaha!

When is Ferminata going to learn that her hackneyed hosting style is no longer in vogue and the main reason of their shows’ premature demise?

Kung bakit kasi ang tigas ng ulo at kahit alam na niyang pinandidirihan na ang baduy niyang diskarte, she still adamantly insists and persists to do things her way.

Hakhakhak!

Admit it, lola, your cheap hosting style is no longer adaptable to the present times, it’s high time that you choose a more innovatitve hosting style that is suited to the dynamic changes of late.

Tigilan na ang pagpapakamakata dahil diring-diri na sa ‘yo ang mga otaw, the new breed of teevee addicts in particular.

If you want your show to rate, be more innovative and change your hosting style into something that your viewers can possibly relate to and identify with.

Also, go on a diet because with your lomodic body, you’re a big turn-off and anathema to the eyes. Hahahahaha!

Why don’t you avail of a good nosejob so you’d look a lot better on cam?
Hahahahahahahahahaha!

As things stand, tent-like dresses are what you could wear at the most because of your obese body. Hahahaha!

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