Rosanna Roces ganoon na lang kung paglaruan at okrayin ni Ferminata

NU’NG kasikatan ni Rosanna Roces during the early 90s, super sipsep talaga ang bungalyang si Ferminata sa ra- ting bold actress.

Classic talaga at unrivalled ang episode noon ng Seiko actress sa isang out-of-town show kung saan ang usapan ay guest performer lang kuno siya pero ang commitment pala ni Bubogski ay pang main event dahil concert pala ito ni Osang. Hahahahaahahaa!

Kabaliwed! Hahahahaha!

Indeed, halos maaning ang noo’y Startalk host sa pagkangarag kung papano papapelan ang pagiging star of the show lalo na’t she was caught red handed. Hahaahahahahahaha!

Si Bubonika talaga, oo! Iba kung umeksena at gumawa ng anda. Hakhakhakhak!

Anyway, noon ‘yun.

Ngayong taghirap na si Rosanna at wala ng bonggang show tulad ng Startalk at ang bahay sa isang posh subdivision ay nailit na ng bangko, parang nameless starlet na lang kung ituring siya ng urung na urong ang dentures na gurangga. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Ang cheap!

Over sa pagka-cheeeaaappppppp! Hakhakhakhakhak!

Imagine, sinusulat pa ng lolang sooo laki ang tiyanetch, (sooo laki raw ang tiyanetch, o! Hahahaha!) na ‘di raw naman daw pala kay Osang ang farm na madalas ma-feature noon sa kanyang mga write-ups kundi sa isang friend lang na ngayo’y nasa States.

Bago?

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Ever since naman talaga ay user ang mukhang lomod na matronang ito.

Kapag sikat ka at maraming anda, para siyang asong humahalipoypoy at kulang na lang ay himurin ang tumbong mo.

Harharhar!

Pero once na mawalan ka na ng anda at konek sa industriya, para siyang amnesiac na lagpas-lagpasan na lang ang tingin sa ‘yo.

User talaga, di ba naman?

Tingnan mo na lang ang ginagawa ng tsakistang matronang ito. Day in, day out, laman ng cheaply written columns niya ang mga cheap blind items on Rosanna.

Kesyo bankrupt na raw talaga ito at kung kani-kanino na lang nakititira, among other flagrant paninira.

Is that what a friend should do?

Pero iba nga itong tupperware at numero unong plastikadang si Bubonica.

Kapag may pakinabang, super sweet siya sa ‘yo at tanggol to te max. Pero kwidaw, once na wala ka nang gamit, wala na siyang keber at pakialam.

Grabeeeeee! Kapalmuks talaga ang ubanggetch na ‘to!

Nakaririmarim! (Hayan, lola Fermi, huh? salitang ugat ang inuulit! Hahahahahaha!)

Imagine, pati si Shalala na noo’y sanggang dikit niya ay nilalait na rin sa kanyang AC/DC columns for wanting of better things to do or write about. Hahahahaha!

Insecure kasi dahil si Shalala ay may career pa sa telebisyon samantalang siya’y malapit nang matigok. Hahaha!

Que pobrecita!

‘Yun na lang muna.

‘Yun na lang daw muna, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

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Mikael Daez at Andrea Torres masuwerteng baguhan!

OBVIOUS na ecstatic sina Mikael Daez at Andrea Torres sa break na ibinigay sa kanila ng GMA para gawing muli ang soap noon nina Dingdong Dantes at Tanya Garcia more than a decade ago na Sana Ay Ikaw Na Nga.

My first time to meet Andrea and I could tell that she’s looking every inch a moviestar.

Tall, svelte and beautiful in the tradition of Rhian Ramos who, for me, happens to be chic and lovely, she’s really star material.

Si Mikael naman, ang tindi ng kanyang sex appeal at superfab ang katawan.

Typical na leading man material talaga na lilingunin mo kapag nakasalubong mo sa mga malls.

Anyway, they have such impressive support in Ms. Rita Avila who’s reunited with her fave leading man at Seiko more than two decades ago, Jestoni Alarcon.

In fairness, she and Gestoni still look fit and superglam in spite of the passing of years.

Naaliw rin kami sa presence ng anak ni Nadia Montenegro na si Ynna Asistio na tahimik lang pero kwela ang role sa soap with all the amusing burloloys na kanyang pinaglalagay sa buhok niya at katawan.

Of course I’m so very happy to see Ms. Alicia Alonzo looking fit and very much engrossed with her showbiz career after many decades spent in the business.

Bigla tuloy nag-flashback sa akin ang introductory role niya sa Kwatang ni Ms. Divina Valencia when the world was young and people were intrinsically good-natured and not materialistic and obsessed with personal acquisitions.

Nakatutuwang in her middle age ay active pa rin si Ms. Alonzo sa kanyang trabaho at mukhang simple looking pa rin at di showbiz.

As a whole, na-enjoy ko ang presscon ng Sana Ay Ikaw Na Nga lalo na’t napaka-warm ng employees ng GMA.

Honestly, I’m beginning to realize how nice they are treating me and I simply love it.

Under the direction of the very papable Roderick ‘Dick’ Lindayag and written by RJ Nuevas, it will replace Kasalanan Bang Ibigin Ka? starting September 3 on GMA Afternoon Prime.

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Tunay na Buhay ni Rhea Santos patok talaga!

LABIS kong ikinatutuwang unti-unti nang kinikilala ang nakaaaliw na Saturday late evening show on real people ni Ms. Rhea Santos na Tunay na Buhay sa GMA.

Ngayong gabing ito, featured si Ms. Ara Mina at isa kami sa mga entertainment writers na na-interview para magbigay ng enlightenment tungkol sa kanyang makulay na lovelife at remarkable showbiz career.

Bata pa nga naman kasi Ms. Ara (she must be around 14 or 15 years of age when I first met her) ay kilala na namin kaya aming nasubaybayan talaga ang kanyang metamorphosis from the chubby teener to the remarkable sexpot that she has developed into.

Tunay na Buhay, incidentally, gets aired every Saturday night at exactly 11:15 in the evening.

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Batangas ang priority at hindi ang intriga

NATATAWA lang ang mga avid fans ng mabait na Batangas lady governor na si Ms. Vilma Santos dahil alam naman nilang blockbuster ang The Healing ng kanilang idolo, why pay scant attention nga naman to hecklers and sour-graping lunatics? Hahahahahahahaha!

Sa contemporaries nga naman ni Ate Vi, wala na talagang makagagaya ng kanyang lofty achievements not only in the movies but also in the field of politics.

‘Yung karibal nga niya for many a good year now ay kumandidato rin sa lugar nito sa Kabikulan pero dahil sa kawalan ng drive at foresight, hayan at nangamote tuloy. Hahahahahahaha!

Poor woman.

Dapat kasi ay may drive at foresight tulad ni Ate Vi para mag-succeed at ‘di ba inuuna ang pag-i-ilusyon.

Inuuna raw ang pag-iilusyon talaga, o! Hahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

Anyway, nag-iisa na sa kanyang liga at trono sa ngayon ang Queenstar.

And that is the unquestioned truth! Hahahahahahaha!

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Hunk actor tiyak na nagsisisi na!

HAHAHAHAHA! This aging hunk actor must be pretty depressed lately with the way his showbiz career has inordinately plummeted when he has made the somewhat hasty decision to move out of the network that he used to be a part of and transferred to his new home. Hahahahahahaha!

Ni mga pusa at aso yata’y nakalimutan na siya at wala na ring endorsements na kumakatok sa kanyang pinto since he moved out of the top-rating network and has made this fabulously rich network his new home.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Que miserable!

In a way, kahit ang kanyang fabled machismo ay nawalan na rin ng arrive dahil napababalitang he’s predominantly not that well-endowed and his machismo would supposedly pale in comparison with the good actor’s equipment who’s now the resident papa in his former girlfriend’s existence. Hahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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