Young actress makahipat ng andalu ang priority!

DATI-rati, lovesick rin siya tulad ng ibang young actress na kanyang katropa.

Cry me a river rin siya sa mga lalakeng nakarelasyon na for some reasons ay hindi nag-work-out ang kanilang intimacy.

But these days, she seems to have indubitably changed a lot.

Hindi na love ang kanyang priority and she seems to favor men who are loaded and rich.

‘Yung huli niyang karelasyon, oks lang sa kanya kung nahipat man ito ng iba. After all, she was able to acquire a brand new imported car through him. Hahahahahahahaha!

Dati, luhaan talaga siya dahil ang nakarelasyon niya ay isang aktor na wala ng anda, questionable pa ang gender. Hahahahaha!

Inasmuch as he was trying to hide the other side of his personality, he was not quite a success at it.

Kaya ang ending, dusa talaga ang girlalu dahil mas enthusiastic siya sa kanilang dates at tipong cool lang si papa na mas feel pa raw kasa-kasama ang isang bisexual na actor/director at mereseng break lang ng taping nila ay churvahan to-the-max na sila sa van nito. Hahahahahahaha!

Carry n’yo yun? Hahahahahahahahaha!

Kaya kasabay ng kanyang nosejob (kasabay raw ng nosejob, o! Hakhakhak!) ay nagbago na rin ang kanyang attitude sa mga ombres.

Kung dati-rati’y priority niya ang good-looking young men, the papable variety, so to speak, this time she is more particular with the bank account of her suitor, along with the beneficial things that she could possibly get from him.
Hahahahahahahaha!

Indeed, this is a material world and the young actress has come to realize that she’s bound to profit more out of having relationships with older men who are moneyed and with business to boot, rather than to get attached to good-looking young men who have nothing to give but their tired (tired raw talaga, o! Hahahaha!) dicks.
‘Yun na!

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Julian Naderer, succulent at macho!

IT feels like all of the underwear brands have been busier with photo shoots and videos than ever before right now. Today, we’ve got one hot behind the scenes photo shoot by N2N Bodywear for their 2012 campaign.

The sexy model you’ll see is Julian Naderer. Not only is he a great stimulation for your eyes and your….(ahem), but also for your wild fantasy and imagination. Hahahahahaha!

As always, bawal magtikol! Hakhakhak!

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Hahataw na naman si Paula Bianca!

SLOWLY but surely, Paula Bianca is realizing her goal of becoming a popular pop-rock artist in Tinsel town.

Pagkatapos na mag-guest artist kamakailan sa Zirkoh show ng mga reigning faves sa Tinpan alley, she’ll be having her own show this coming Saturday at the Lucky China Town Mall in Binondo, Manila just beside 168 mall.

As always, full support na naman sa kanya ang Haplos foundation people na sina Madam Malou Formalejo (presi-
dent) at Maam Mayette Charvet (vice-president) at ang dad niyang super bait na si Papa Dhan C.

Knowing pretty well how good a singer Paula Bianca is, I’m positive that the crowd will be enthralled with her
soulful rendition of her signature song Napakasakit Naman that’s culled from her debut album at Vicor Music Corporation, along with other songs that are incorporated in it.

Anyhow, in case you happen to be within the vicinity, do drop by and watch a terrific singer in action.

It’s a decision you’re not bound to regret.
Kita-kits!

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Si DILG Sec. Jesse Robredo at Ate Vi

VERY much affected daw si Governor Vilma Santos sa nangyari sa ngayon kay DILG Sec. Jesse Robredo na missing pa rin pati ang eroplanong sinakyan last Saturday at around 4:20 pm.

“Vi is really very much affected with what happened to Sec. Robredo because sometime last year when she was invited officially in Bicol, it was Sec. Robredo who welcomed and saw her off,” Ate Aida, Ms. Vilma’s official secretary, ventures sadly.
Sobrang alaga raw talaga ang ginawa nito sa Batangas governor at sobrang nakatutok sa lahat ng kanyang pangangailangan.

“When she was about to leave,” ate Aida reminisces, “he even handed her a bagful of Bicol delicacies  like pili nuts, etc.
“Vi’s on a 24/7 sa breaking news. Quietly praying for miracles.”
Palagi raw nitong sinasabing,”Sana Sec. Robredo survives! He’s such a good man!”

Oo nga naman.

I should know. Magkababata kami wayback in Mabulo, Naga city when Sec. Robredo was still very young and very handsome.

Sa tuwing magdaraan nga siya sa tapat ng bahay namin, kinikilig sa kanya ang mga pinsan naming babae dahil ang gwapu-gwapo naman talaga niya during his youth and highly reticent as well.

Nagulat nga ako dahil biglang nag-venture siya into politics gayung napakatahimik niyang tao.
Sana nga’y nakaligtas naman siya.

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Pagbaha sa Gitnang Luzon gustong bigyan ng lunas

IT’S more than about time. Bulacan Gov. Wilhelmino M. Sy-Alvarado, chairman of the Sectoral Committee on In- frastructure Development (SCID) of Regional Development Council (RDC) 3, together with Department of Public Works and Highways Secretary Rogelio Singson (seated at the right side of Alvarado) and other RDC 3 officials, discuss the ways to mitigate the flooding in Central Luzon during the RDC meeting held at the City of San Fer- nando, Pampanga the other day.

Tinalakay nina Gob. Wilhelmino M. Sy-Alvarado, tagapangulo ng Sectoral Committee on Infrastructure Development (SCID) of Regional Development Council (RDC) 3, kasama sina Department of Public Works and Highways Secretary Rogelio Singson (pangalawa mula sa kanan) at iba pang opisyales ng RDC 3, ang mga plano upang maiwasan na ang pagbaha sa Gitnang Luzon sa ginanap na pulong ng RDC sa Lungsod ng San Fernando, Pampanga kamakalawa.

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Mas feel ang mature men kaysa mga bagets!

AFTER having seen the deplorable attitude (Narcissistic and too pre-occupied with themselves most of the time) of young men in the business, Sam Pinto appears to favor mature men nowadays.

‘Yung episode nga naman niya sa isang bagets na nakasama niya sa isang reality show sa isang network ay hindi naman nagtagal and prior to that, her intimacy with this handsome basketeer did not last long either.

Inasmuch as she’s not vocal about her new suitor, he appears to have become a regular fixture at the taping of her gag show at GMA, Bubble Gang.

“I can’t say na sila na nga,” avers Ms. Claire dela Fuente, “but I can see that they are close and I don’t see anything wrong with it.

“Mahirap naman kayang work to death ka tapos wala ka man lang inspirasyon, ano?”

Oo nga naman.

Anyway, malapit nang maging abala si Sam sa kanyang filmfest entry kung saan kasama siya sa movie nina Senator Bong Revilla at Ms. Judy Ann Santos.

“It’s nice to be a working actress again,” she enthuses in an interview, “though I know that I still have lots of things to learn.”

Kay Sam pa rin, napuna naming particular na siya ngayon sa kanyang hitsura unlike before when she was just starting in the business when she would go out unmade-up, wearing some very casual outfits like maong pants and t-shirts.

At least ngayon, kahit simpleng blouse lang ang suot niya, may accent naman siyang maong jacket na hip at very
much in ang dating.
Dapat lang!

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Pinagkukumpara, di kaya ang ending ay maging magdyowa? (HARHARHARHAR!)

NAKATUTUWA naman ang scenario na ‘to kung saan these two good-looking young men appear to be being pitted against each other by the entertainment press. Hahahahahahaha!

Kung kagwapuhan ang pag-uusapan, close fight talaga silang dalawa, albeit their good looks are not of the same genre.

The first one happens to be more on the Spanish breed, while the other one happens to be leaning on his Chinese ancestors.

But basically, both are good actors. Intuitive ones at that, and appetizing to look at as well. Hahahahahaha!

Endowments-wise, the one with Spanish ancestry is reportedly better endowed but the chinky-eyed one is much preferred by the working press primarily because he is a real man. Not the type who’s got feminine leanings. With feminine leanings raw, o! Hakhakhak!

Ang standing joke nga ng mga intrigerong reporters, di raw kaya in the end ay silang dalawa ang magka-churvahan? Hakhakhak!

Tutal, sanay naman sa ganitong set-up ‘yung katilam-tilam na Chinese-looking young actor. Hahahahahahaha!

I’m sure you guys are going to be delighted to see them both totally nude doing some very intimate things to
each other in bed. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Supsupan ba mga tol? Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Pwede?

Pwedeng-pwede! Hakhakhakhakhak!

‘Yun na!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my
love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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