Ang layo ng pabolosang PR ni Gov Vi sa mga ilang starlets na tulad nina Bea Binene & company!

SA MGA presscons ng iba’t ibang pelikula at TV soaps, lagi-lagi naming nakatatabi ang isang respetadong entertainment columnist na feisty at fearless na maituturing in giving his points of view on any topic under the sun.

Siyempre, inevitably ay napupunta kay Governor Vilma Santos ang aming usapan lalo na’t lagi niya akong tinutukso sa aking affiliation sa enduring actress/politician.

“Kung pa’no mo raw pinupuri si Ate Vi, ganon naman katindi kung lait-laitin mo si Nora Aunor,” he says humoring us. “Galit talaga sa ‘yo ang mga Noranians.

“Mag-ingat ka,” he goes on with his good-natured ribbings. “Kapag narinig ka ng nasa tabi mo (an intelligent broadsheet entertainment ed…Hahahaha! ), patay ka!

“Ayaw niyang nilalait mo si Guy while praising Vi to high heavens.”

Keber! Inasmuch as the broadsheet entertainment ed in question happens to be an avid Noranian, it has never stood in the way of our friendship. Kanya-kanyang respetohan lang ‘yan. Di ba naman?

Magpahanggang ngayon naman ay respetado pa rin namin ang formidable acting virtuousity ni La Aunor pero hanggang doon na lang ‘yun.

Now that I’m already mature, I tend to put more weight on an actor’s character more than anything else.

“Oo nga,” the veteran writer finally agrees. “Iba nga si Vi compared sa mga young actors of this generation.

“Si Vilma parang wala lang,” he asseverates. “Never na nagmalaki dahil star for all seasons siya.”

Trulilash!

Iba talaga ang ilusyon ng mga new breed of actors of this generation.

Ang titindi considering na ni hindi pa nila nararating kahit na one eight ng na-accomplish ni Ate Vi. Hahahahaha!

Perfect example itong si Bea Binene at ang kanyang handler na si Tunggol Kuneho.

Honestly, I was impressed with her amiability the first few times that I would meet her (Bea) at the presscons tendered by GMA.

Compared roon sa arch-rival niyang mukhang laging nakasimangot at mukhang laging inuutangan, mas feel namin si Bea kaya naman every time na sinusulat siya ng kanyang drumbeater na si Noel Asinas, we always make it a point that her photo is strategically placed.

Pero lately, nang mapunta kami sa kanyang mall tour at mini presscons, roon namin na-realize na magaling lang pala siyang mangkiyeme at di naman talaga sincere tulad ng una naming impression.

Ang matindi pa, feeling sikat din ang tesbun niyang handler na si Tunggol Kuneho. Hahahaha!

The nerve of these cheap starlets to act as if they are veritable big stars when the word cheap is legibly written on their faces!

Yuck!

Ang baduy at ang lalaki ng mga pata, akala mo’y fashion plate na ang kanyang drama. Hahahahahahahaha!

Naku, ining, turuan mo ng urbanidad ang handler mong si Tunggol Kuneho para di naiirita sa kanya ang mga press people. Hahahahahahaha!

Superstarlet ka pang naturingan, kung makaarte ang buntiserang chipipay na ‘to, kala mo ba’y handler siya ni Queenstar Vilma Santos. Hahahaha!

Ma’nong bawas-bawasan nga ninyo ang inyong kaplastikan at bornok na ilusyon para di naiirita sa inyo ang working press.

Ito na lang si Tunggol Kuneho na di ko alam kung saan nagmula, di talaga sumasagot kapag tini-text mo o tinatawawagan kaya. Hahahahahahahahaha!

The nerve!

Who does she think she is, superstar Nora Aunor? Hakhakhak!

Ang layu-layo n’yo pa sa status ng mga lehitimong star sa industriya at ni wala pa nga kayong napatutunayan pero kung makaporma kayo ay para bang nasa apex na kayo ng inyong popularidad. Hahahahahaha!

Super duper cheap!

Pagamitin mo ng gluthatione ang inyong alaga para kuminis ang balat, ano?

Also, teach her how to be discreet when it comes to her affairs of the heart so that she is not being gossipped upon in a highly ruinous and despicable light.

antakin mong pinatulan raw ang deejay sa kanyang mall tours kaya nairita kuno ang kanyang benefactor?

How so yucky and gross! Harharharharhar!

Matuto kayong rumespeto. ha? At hindi ganyang halatang-halata ang nakaririmarim n’yong kaplastikan.

Mag-gluta muna bago maging isnabera at masahehin ang nagdanggel na mga patang ‘yan para lumiit kahit papano. Hakhakhakhakhakhak!

‘Yan muna!

‘Yan muna raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!
CHEAP!

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Rida Robes asset ng kanyang asawang politiko

IT was an interesting meeting with Ms. Rida Robes, wife of the incumbent Congressman Arthur Robes of the lone district of San Jose del Monte. Upon the invitation of colleague Lito Maniago, we were able to meet the young lady who’s greatly responsible for the vast improvements in her husband’s bailiwick.

Busy siya ngayon sa Fun Run ng mga beki that will be staged on September 8 at the Brgy. Muzon, San Jose del Monte, Bulacan.

Anyway, since Imelda Papin is purportedly running in the forthcoming election, we did ask Madam Rida about her reaction. “Okay naman dahil lahat naman may karapatang tumakbo,” she good-naturedly states. “Kaya lang, maii- sip siguro ng mga tao kung tagaroon ba talaga siya o kung may magagawa ba siya para sa mga tao.”

‘Yun na!

Anyway, graduate siya ng Hotel & Restaurant Management sa St. Paul University although she would have wanted to finish the course BS Psycho.

When she was 18 and was already in College, she appeared in some commercials and there were already some enti- cing offers for her to be a part of show business.

Ang kaso, mahigpit nga raw ang school nila kaya aborted kaagad ang dream niyang magkaroon ng showbiz career while in college.

At any rate, nakatulong naman ang pagiging straitlaced ng kanilang eskwelahan dahil naka-graduate siya nang ma -ayos at nagkaroon ng edukado at responsableng asawa.

Dapat lang!

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May sex appeal pala si Michael V.!

I’M sure na labis na ikatutuwa ng huge following nina Manilyn Reynes at Michael V ang muling pagbabalik ng sit com nilang Pepito Manaloto na hahataw na namang muli this coming September 16 pagkatapos ng Imbestigador sa GMA Sunday Grande.

Sa presscon na ginanap sa 17th floor ng GMA Network, maliban sa napuna naming super malusog sa ngayon si Mane (Hahahahahahaha! bonggacious sigurong mag-alaga si Aljon Jimenez!), na-realize naming may sex appeal pala at matalino itong si Michael V.

Imagine, kahit na ano pang paikot ang gawin sa kanya ng kulturada at English speaking na si Isah Red, poised at buong ningning niya itong nasasagot at never na na-intimidate sa mga intimate at probing question ng mataray na entertainment ed. Hahahahahahahaha!

Iba talaga kung matalino ka rin at well-read na maituturing.

For Michael V.’s intelligence is innate in him and is not merely a put-on thing like most actors have.

Anyway, lalong kaabang-abang ang sitcom nilang ito ni Manilyn dahil join na rin rito sina Jake Vargas (bilang Chito Manaloto), Angel Satsumi (in the role of Clarissa Manaloto), Patrick Henares, Mosang, Janna Dominguez, the appetizingly handsome Arthur Solinap (so yummy! Hahahahaha!), Jessa Zaragoza and Ms. Nova Villa.

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Anorexic na young actress, walang PR at nuknukan ng yabang!

MATAGAL na naming napupuna ito pero lately lang namin napatunayang feeling Ms. Big Star na pala ang chinky-eyed teen-age actress na ‘to na akala mo’y kung sino at di talaga namamansin. Hahahahahahaha!

As if naman we are that interested to meet with her.

Puhleeezzzeeee! wala akong weather sa mga bobita bumblebee!
Period. Walang comma! Harharhar!

Ako, I’m honestly in this business to earn an honest dough for my family and not to meet with these delusional actors who only look good with their thickly foundationed countenance. Hahahahahahaha!

Anyhow, nairita sigurong lalo ang tisikang (tisika raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!) intsika dahil na-blind item namin ang supposedly questionable gender ng, in fairness, ay dakota (dakota raw, o! Hahahahaha!) niyang paparu, along with their veretably amusing relationship. Hahahahahahaha!

Wala raw namang problema dahil uso naman ang woman to woman relationship sa ngayon. Hakhakhak!

Anyway, matuto kang mag-pr, hija, dahil di ka naman big star talaga as evidenced by the strings of flop movies that you’ve dished out in the past.

Pasalamat ka nga’t mahal na mahal ka ng godfather mo sa network na ‘yun kaya bongga ka pa rin mereseng harbinger of flop movies ka. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Period. Ayoko ng flopzina! Hahahahahahahaha!

Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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