Delikado si Bea Binene ngayong nagsasalita na si Atty. Ferdie Topacio

IT’S all over the papers.

Wala naman daw anything objectionable or incriminaing evidences na hawak ang deejay ‘friend’ ni Bea Binene na supposedly, sang-ayon na rin sa mga ongoing rumor, ay nakatira raw sa bahay ng batang aktres.

I’m not puritanical because, I, myself, am not perfect nor do I claim to have an unblemished character.

But the mere fact that at fourteen the Kapuso actress is reportedly having a tumultuous relationship with this Papa Dhan is something baffling and eyebrow-raising indeed.

Ang nakalulungkot lang, Atty. Ferdie Topacio, who used to be on her side and definitely one of his most staunch supporters is now talking about some eyebrow-raising aspect of her personality, along with her supposed intimacy with this controversial deejay from DWLS FM station.

Oh, well, Bea’s too young to get involved with damaging controversies such as this. Dapat siguro’y i-tone down nila ang kanilang releases putting Atty. Topacio down so that the guy would not react and divulge some controversial issues that are better laid to rest and in effect, ruinous to the otherwise cutesie-patootsie image of Bea.

‘Yun lang!

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Masculados, hanep ang machismo!

DI kami masyadong familiar sa mga alaga ni Direk Maryo J. delos Reyes na Masculados although we’ve been hearing about them through the years when Zoltan Amore was one of their hot members.

Nevertheless, na-meet namin silang lahat sa kanilang intimate presscon sa Dulcinea yesterday at laking gulat namin na kapag naka-sleelvess polo na pala sila at inalis ang kanilang otherwise stuffy and formal coat ay hataw na pala ang kanilang sex appeal at machismo.

The group (composed of original members Enrico Mofar, Lexter Lazaro, and Robin Robel and new recruits Ozu Ong, Nico Cordova and Orlando Sol) are indeed mesmerizing and competent both as singers and entertainers.

Nabaliw ang gay bar queen (gay bar queen raw, o! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!) na si Ms. B. nang magsimula na silang kumanta’t gumiling with matching libidinous choreo. Hakhakhak!

Napalulunok talaga ang mga vaklushing press dahil full of implied seduction nga naman kasi ang kanilang mga sayaw (Hahahahahahahaha!) lalo na’t kumakayug-kayog pa sila ever with matching erotic hip-swaying. Harharharhar!

Napaka-naughty rin ng kanilang manager na si Direk Maryo J. na buong ningning na nagpralaling na tiyak na masi-shock raw ang press people sa costume ng kanyang mga alaga sa isa nilang song and dance number kung saan prac -tically ay wala nang matitira sa kanilang imagination and everything is practically exposed for all the fags to see and appreciate. Hahahahahaha!

Pati nga si Papa Abs ay naintriga.

Naintriga raw talaga, o! Hakhakhakhakhak! Ayaw ni Hazel nang ganyan! Hakhakhakhakhak!
Anyhow, best remember for their naughty song Jumbo Hotdog, the Masculados will be staging a Grand Concert on October 15, 2012, 10 pm at Zirkoh, Tomas Morato aptly titled Masculados: Dekada.

The concert will launch their 4th album featuring the hit song Di Ko Mapigil by ace composer Lito Camo, Cam2- Cam by Edwin Morallo, Hawakan Mo Na by RJ Jimenez, Super Papa by DJ Coki and Jeffrey Palompo and Masculados Mashup as arranged by DJ Coki.

Guesting on the show are Sonny Parson who’s still devastatingly appealing at 55 (carry n’yo ba ‘yan? Hahaha!), Kylie Padilla, Bella Padilla, Osang of X Factor, Kim Idol, Bombshells and the reunion of the original Masculados with the present members.

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Balls ni Luis tumatama kung saan-saan sa lovescne nilani Vice Ganda!

PALIBHASA’Y matagal ng magkakaibigan, kumportable nang talaga sa isa’t isa sina Vice Ganda, Luis Manzano at Toni Gonzaga.

Kaya naman sa lovescene nina Vice at Luis, nagulat raw ang directed by nitong si Wenn de Ramas sa suot nitong revealing brief. Harharhar!

Lalong nagtawanan ang press in attendance nang magsalita si Vice na kung saan-saan raw talaga tumatapon ang balls ni Luis. “Minsan nga nasa dibdib ko na,” he says with a banter.

Ibig sabihin ay hindi niya naramdaman ang machismo ni Papa Luis?

“Balls lang talaga,” Vice says in jest. “Wala nang iba pa!” Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Dios mio! Iisa lang ang ibig sabihin noon, pang-chick lang talaga si Papa Luis dahil wala siyang erotic response kay Vice.

Joke! Hahahahahahaha!

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Balik laitan alley si Lola Fermi

SO what’s new?

Dati-rati, ang press release ng kampo ni Bubonica, as much as possible, she’d like to refrain supposedly from making biting diatribe against some personalities in the business. Etchos! Hahahahahahahaha!

Hayan ka at nang muling magbalik sa kanyang pagsusulat, nothing has palpably changed. Barubal pa rin ang nga-ngaerang tanderaketch at wala pa ring habas kung mambira sa kanyang Tagalistic columns. Harharhar!
Bago?

Press release lang ‘yung nagbago na siya kunetch-kunetch dahil bago pa ang kanyang ailment. But now that she’s back to normal, it’s laitan city once again. Hahahahahahahaha!

Chheeeeeaaaaaappppp!

Kahit na ano pa ang gawin mo, you can’t possibly teach old dogs new tricks! Period. Ayoko ng tsaka! Harharhar!

Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.coam and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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