Depressed dahil sa lackluster outcome ng dating bonggacious na showbiz career!
DATI-RATI, much sought after and very promising ang career ng not-so-young actor na ‘to na kahit naman ngayon ay boyish pa ang arrive.
‘Yun nga lang, delusions had set in and he became hard to deal with and was making some shocking demands to his manager.
Offers were pouring in then but he ignored them all and had opted to push through with his studies in one of the universities at the metropolis.
Today, he’s already very much married and with kids to boot but the magnetic lure of show business continues to entice him and has occupied practically his waking moments and moments of slumber as well.
The last time I bumped into him at the NPC night, he was ostensibly in tip-top shape and erotically handsome but the fire had gone out of his once feisty persona.
He tried to start a conversation but you could sense that his heart, along with his mind, was not into it.
His eyes were feverishly scanning the room looking for someone he knew and quite intimate with but his efforts proved to be futile.
Wala na ang kanyang intensity at parang so, so na lang ang reception sa kanya ng mga tao.
What an ungrateful profession indeed show business is.
Kaya sa ngayon, apir na lang siya sa mga indie movies kung saan hubo-tabo ang kanyang drama but not naman to the point of exposing his hugeness.
Exposing his hugeness raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Pwede pa naman talaga sana siya pero ang problema, nag-retire na sa show business ang kanyang lady manager (na na-trauma sa kanilang sudden separation many years back) at mga bagets na sa Dos at Siyete ang namamayani sa industriya.
How so very sad!
Willing na sanang maghubad si Papa at may K naman talaga ang kanyang nota (may K raw talaga ang nota, o! Hahahahaha!), pero napaglipasan na nga siya nang panahon.
And for us, that’s a most unfortunate occurrence.
Paula Bianca’s breath-taking performance
PAULA BIANCA has indeed gone a long, long way as an entertainer.
Aba’y show-stopper ang performance niya last night sa Music Box as she sang a Lady Gaga number replete with meticulously executed choreo and vocal expertise.
Bagama’t magagaling namang lahat talaga ang line up ng performers ng birtday girl na si Ms. Mildred Bacud, outstanding talaga ang numbers ng anak ni Papa Dhan C. who, himself had captured the audience’s finicky taste prior to Paulas’s sizzling numbers, with his renditions of some ballads courtesy of Tinsel town’s finest vocals.
Iba na talaga ang aura ng anak-anakan namin nina Peter L. at Papa Abe P. alias Umang (Papa Umang raw talaga, o! Hahaha!). Her face photographs well in any angle and her skin’s luminous glow will positively haunt you.
Sabi nga ng host for the night, dead ringer raw siya ni Snooky Serna during her younger years at Regal.
Oo nga naman.
Ang pagka-flawless ng kanyang balat na natural at walang gluta injections (walang gluta injections raw talaga, o! Hakhakhak!) ay talaga namang umiilaw.
Basing from her audience reception last night, we really have this gut feeling that our anak would positively carve a niche at the local showbiz firmament.
Out in the market pa rin ang kanyang self-titled album under Vicor Music Corporation kung saan ang Napakasakit Naman ni Vehnee Saturno ang carrier single.
Presidential Lingkod Bayan Award from the CSC for Ate Vi!
WALA na yatang katapusan ang awards and recognitions na tinatanggap ni Governor Vilma Santos Recto these days.
Hayan at ginawaran na naman siya ng Presidential Lingkod Bayan award sa Rizal Hall ng Malacanang ni Pangulong Noynoy Aquino yesterday at in attendance siyempre ang kanyang proud and loving husband na si Senator Ralph Recto (who was handsome beyond description in his Barong Tagalog), Luis Manzano at Ryan Recto.
Stunning and ageless in her white immaculate Filipiniana gown, Ate Vi’s indeed every inch regal and queenly.
Pretty soon, another award is forthcoming but this time, it would be coming from the DepEd.
Siyam nga pala silang awardees pero lone female awardee si Ate Vi.
Anyhow, Ate Vi would have wanted to attend veteran comedian Dolphy’s Alay Tawa that evening but she was bone tired already and was badly in need of rest.
Apart from the medal and trophy, Ate Vi was also given a 200K check.
They proceeded to Manila Hotel right after the awarding ceremony where Governor Vi treated her department heads and intimate friends to a late sumptuous lunch.
Boy Pick-up charms Asia’s songbird Regine Velasquez in Bubble Gang
THIS Friday (September 21), fall in love and laugh out loud with the spoofs and gags in GMA’s all-time favo-‘ rite gag show, Bubble Gang.
Adding excitement are the special celebrity guests Paolo Contis, Solenn Heusaff, Keempee “Kimpoy” de Leon, Jac’ky Woo and Of All The Things leading lady, Asia’s Songbird Regine Velasquez.
Longing for enlightenment in your life? Find out the answers on problems from an old wise man from the woods, Tata Lino, as he gives words of wisdom. Want to get rid of pests? Know how through the tips in Pest Control spoof.
Be ready to be captivated with the undisputed Boy Pick-up. If he can capture the heart of Neneng B, can he do the same with her real life sweetheart, Regine Velasquez? Watch out for their romantic moments in Bopol Da’tings.
Hang around with the hilarious siblings Cheche and Bureche. What crazy thing is Bureche planning to do? Join in the crazy segment Pinoy Jenyo, which is derived from Eat Bulaga’s very own Pinoy Henyo.
Bubble Gang airs every Friday, September 21, right after Inside Protégé on GMA7.
CERTIFIED man eater talaga ang pa-demure ang arrive na young actress na ‘to na kamuntik nang kalbuhin ng isang malditang insecure na aktres (Hahahahahahahahaha! how so very amusing!).
Hayan at may ka-um-uman ng super daks na actor-rapper but she seems not to be that interested anymore and would want to taste another dick, este dish pala. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Ang kapal! Over sa kapalllllll!
Imagine, parang asong hahabol-habol sa kanya ang papang daks at tangkadero pero ang keps niya, ay mali! her eyes pala (Hakhakhakhak!) are now focused on this younger guy who has just separated from his wife.
Grabe talaga ang kaelyahan ng pa-demure kunong chick na ‘to.
Dati nga, hurting talaga ang paparu niya that time na young and good-looking actor na regular lang (regular lang daw, o! Hahahahahahaha!) dahil caught in the act niyang nilalandi ng libogeric na girlaletch na itecth ang isang tall and manly Brapanese guy. Hahahahahaha!
Ano ba ‘yan, girl! Mahiya-hiya ka naman sa balat mo.
Dati, yung hunky young actor ang kinakalantare mo. Ngayon naman, ang Fil-Am hunk na tipong kay dali mo ring pinagsawaan.
Tindi ng libido mo, ning!
Kaya pala nagkasakit ka na before sang-ayon sa first hand narrative ng dati mong kachurvahang regular ring ombre.
Kaya siguro wah sa pagka-feel mo ang bago mong paparu ay dahil sa hurting ka sa kadakilaan niya (Hahahahaha!).
No wonder, hinahabul-habol mo na naman ang separadong (separado raw, o! Hahahahaha!) comedic actor na ‘to dahil regular lang ang kanyang tarugito ever. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Ka-amuse ka, ning! ‘Yun pala talaga ang fellanggetch metch! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Binatilyo, patok kahit two theaters lang muna!
GOOD karma talaga ang mabait naming kaibigang si Papa Boy Pilapil.
Imagine, two theaters (Remar in Cubao and Star Mall in Alabang) lang muna ang nakuha ng kanilang Binatilyo featuring the very young and succulent Norris John pero all-out naman ang ginawang pagsuporta ng kanyang mga tagasubaybay na, months ago, ginawang hit talaga ang kanyang launching movie na Batang Ifugao.
Do watch it, di kayo mabibitin dahil hataw rin ang love scenes nina Jao Mapa at Angela Ruiz, Lorraine Lopez, Bongjon Jose, Winston de Dios, Ralph Louie at Lili Montelibano.
Kung mga notes payable ang hanap n’yo at mga flawless na boobsies and you know what (you know what raw, o! Ha- hahahahaha!), go and watch for this movie of Jigz Rector under NJ films.
For more info, please call Papa Boy Pilapil at #09204026233.
Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at firstname.lastname@example.org
and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.
And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!