Malakas ang loob dahil suportado raw ng isang malaking tao sa network!

THE raging controversies about this scalding triumvirate continues.

At say mo, may bagong personalidad na kasama this time sa kaguluhang ito.

Kaya raw pala tipong invincible at malakas ang loob ng radio personality na ‘to na mang-harass sa isang personalidad na baliw ring nagpa-exploit sa kanya ay dahil sa may kinakapitan ito sa network.

Dahil sa well-endowed nga raw, (well-endowed raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahaha!) kachupingan rin pala ng papable kunong radio personality ang isang sikat at well-connected personality sa nasabing network. Hahahahaha!

This man is purportedly making used of his succulent dick to ensnare the bisexual executive to side with him in this raging controversy that he’s presently got entangled into. Hahahahahahaha!

Ang saya, di ba naman?

Dahil walang anda si kuya, nota na lang ang pinang-aakit sa mga tagong baklitang nagagamit niya sa mga ganitong pagkakataon (my gosh! how diabolically shrewd! Hakhakhak!). Hahahaha!

Anyhow, ang kontrobersyal na video (obviously it has got to do with sex for why are the camp of this seemingly innocent young girl desperate to get it back?) ang pinangba-blackmail raw ng papang parang may ‘tama’, sa young actress na at so young an age ay sandamakmak na raw pala ang mga nakaririnding eksenang pinagdaanan.

Shocking asia! Hahahahahahahaha!

Come to think of it, kung wala talagang hold ang dakotang ombre sa youngstar, why are they so scared to offend him or piss him off? Hahahaha!

‘Yun na!

Kung bakit naman kasi kabata-bata pa ay nai-involve na sa mga ganitong karumal-dumal na eksena ang young actress na ‘to?

Akala ko ba’y mayaman kuno sila? Then why is it that the people behind her are using her to amass some kind of influence and money as well?

Akala ko pa naman, she genuinely cares.

‘Yun pala, using galore lang siya sa foundation eklaboom na ‘yan para makapang-harbat ng anda.

Bad ‘yan, girl!

Baguhin mo na ang bornok mong eksena bago pa maging huli ang lahat.

‘Yun lang!

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Nasupalpal ang mga detractors ni Bela P.!

IN the not-so distant past, masyadong bini-belittle ang acting capabilities ni Bela Padilla, along with her natural beauty that is never augmented with glutathione or anything that most women of today are most addicted to and can’t live without. Hahahahahaha!

Anyway, her time has come by way of the comics material Kukulayan Ko Ang Langit that is now Magdalena at the high-rating Afternoon Prime Block.

Under the competent direction of Ms. Gina Alajar who’s best remembered for her erotic portrayal of the character Salome that was directed by Laurice Guillen wayback during the late 80s, Magdalena premieres October 8 weekdays after Sana Ay Ikaw Na Nga.

Come to think of it, Bela’s the quintessential sex kitten with her natural beauty and endowments.

Nakasisiguro kaming she’s found the right matrial this time that would catapult her to stardom.

Kasama nga pala rito ni Bela sina Ryan Eigenmann, Dion Ignacio and Pancho Magno who’s being introduced in this afternoon soap.

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One Kapamilya Go ng TFC, dinagsa!

2008 palang, di makalilimutang saya na ang hatid ng nangungunang The Filipino Channel (TFC) sa Amerika by way of their annual One Kapamilya Go festivity na much-awaited talaga at well-followed kahit saan man ito dalhin  ng nasabing network.

For this year, pinakaabangan talaga ng mga Pinoy sa Merika ang One Kapamilya Go! sa California’s Great America theme park sa Santa Clara dahil ilang araw pa bago ang said event, sold out na ang tickets dahil alam naman nilang the best ang TFC when it comes to live entertainment such as this.

This year, more than eleven thousand Pinoys ang dumagsa sa theme park para panoorin ang kanilang mga paboritong artista in the flesh.

Ang celebrity line up ay pinamunuan ng cast ng primetime bida na Walang Hanggan, isa sa pinakasikat na komedyante sa Pinas at 2012 Famas best actress nominee for TFC Films’ A Mother Story, si Pokwang, multi-awarded si- nger and definitely one of the finest vocals in the country today Jed Madela at ang Pinoy Big Brother Season 4 champ na si Slater Young.

Sa One Kapamiya Go! rin ginanap ang finals ng kauna-unahang talent competion para sa mga Pinoy sa buong mundo – ang TFCKat kung saan nanalo si Daryl Ogalino ng North Hills.

Dito rin ginanap ang auditions para sa The Voice Philipines na pinangunahan ni Direk Laurenti Dyogi that will be aired at Myx TV.

Ayon kay ABS CBN North America Managing Director Olivia de Jesus, “Ang One Kapamilya Go ay isang pamilya sa pamumuno ng Global COO Raffy Lopez ng North America team sa ilalim ng aking pamumuno, ng mga Kapamilya employee sa Pilipinas sa pamumuno ni ABS CBN Corporation Channel Head Cory Vidanes, aming mga ka-partners, sponsors, media, subscribers, fans at ng buong Filipino Community sa US.

“Ito ay taunang Filipino event na ikinasisiya naming ipagdiwang ngayo at sa darating pang mga henerasyon!”

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Pag nagkita tayo, tutuliin kita, matanda ka!

WALANG tigil ang kababuyan ni Joanna Guranggang Supotelya.

Apart from the fact that this aborigine has been maligning us to the point of nausea at the net, he’s also texting us non-stop with some heinous concoctions that are untakably repugnant and unfit for human consumption. Yuck!

Karumal-dumal talaga ang hinayupak na guranggetch na ito. Hakhakhak!

Imagine, when he was staying with us and was acting like a veritable prima donna considering that he was a non-entity, I tried not to look at his emaciated body that was peppered with triangular shaped scars. Hahahahaha!

Out of sheer pity, I also repeatedly ignored the nauseating stench emanating from his filthy, dick-fellating mouth.

Yuck!yuck! yuck! Ang bahoooooo!

Pero classic at unmatched para sa amin ang ginawa niyang pagpa-annal sa quadrangle ng isang eskwelahan sa Cembo Fort Bonifacio, Makati city maraming taon na ang nakararaan. Hahahahahaha!

Kaya lang naman nagkaroon ng lakas ng loob magpaoros ang tulis-vavang baboy na ‘to ay dahil sa gabi kaya may kadiliman, hence, di nakikita ang kutis niyang Patsy Cline ang consistency. Hakhakhak!

Kadiri!

Nakasusukaaaaaah! Hakhakhak! (O, Bubonika, huwag magpakatanga, huh? tanda-tanda mo na di mo alam na salitang ugat ang inuulit! Idiota! Hahahahahahaha!)

Anyway, ngayon lang ako nakakita ng taong (?) itim, di lang ang Patsy Cline na wetpaks, kundi lalo’t higit ang kaluluwa.

Saan ka naman nakakita ng isang taong, you practically saved from the wrath of some people who’d want to crucify him or eat him alive but who’s veritably an ingrate and would say the meanest things to you and post some concocted or purely imagined obscenity at the net?

Grabeee! di ba naman? I went out of my way to give this old hag of a fag shelter when he needed one and even cooked the finest foods for him but look at what I got in return?

Anyhow, this pig will surely get what he deserves.

That, I strongly believe in!

Fuck off dolt! Hahahahahahahaha!

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RR Enriquez, survivor talaga!

IBA ang arrive ni RR Enriquez nitong huling makausap namin sa grand opening ng kanilang Rejuva Skin care ng papa niyang basketeer na si Jayjay Helterbrand.

Apart from her svelte figure, glowing talaga ang kanyang personalidad and it’s palpably evident that she’s having the grandest time of her life.

Anyhow, nag-decide raw silang mag-put-up ng negosyo dahil pahirap nang pahirap na nga naman ang buhay sa ngayon. Buti na lang, very supportive ang kanyang papa kaya wala talagang naging anumang hassle right from the very start.

Suffice to say, bongga ang location ng kanilang skin care (#75 Timog Avenue, 1500 Quezon city) dahil napaka-accessible. Bababa ka lang sa car mo, andun na agad. Puede ring mag-take ka lang ng cab o mag-jeep kaya.

Ang nakatutuwa, di na nila kinakailangang mag-avail ng named endorser dahil may name naman sila sa kani-kanilang larangan.

One of the much sough-after basketeers si papa at hot sexy actress naman si RR.

Non-invasive rin ang fat-dissolving technique na ginagamit sa kanilang skin care. It introduces electrode doses to the body that hasten the fat dissolving properties of the body and help tightens the skin too so it won’t sag.

Sa mga papa naman, andyan ang muscle toning para ma-stimulate ang body’s reshaping impulse at ma-rejuvenate ang facial muscle as well.

For inquiries, feel free to dial 2394375 and 7093788.

Nakasisiguro kaming makatutulong sila sa inyo.

Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.coam
and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my
love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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