Mga balitang panis at walang kwenta!

MUKHANG wala na talagang patutunguhan ang showbiz oriented talkshow ni Lola Bungalya.

Hayan at dinagdag na sa show ang sosyal na si Ms. Lucy Torres at si Ms. Amy Perez but to no avail.

Okay na siguro sina Tiyang Amy at Ms. Lucy kung ang kasama nila ay wacky and zany people that would be perfect foils to their prim and proper presence.

Ang kaso, walang gaanong humor at osla ng gurang ang main anchor na pinaglumaan na ng panahon, Papa Omar. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Magpalipo man si Lola Fermi, to no avail pa rin dahil di kaaya-aya ang kanyang itzu. Hahahahahahaha!

Jesus H. Christ! Who is going to be enticed to watch a showbiz oriented talk show wherein the main anchor happens to be a relic of an almost forgotten past and who is talking in a highly archaic manner? Hahahahahahahaha!

Pilit nilang ibinabalik ang guranggetch na lola when it’s palpably obvious that her career has long seen better days and is no longer adaptable to the present times. Harharharharhar!

Kung dati-rati’y hagalpakan galore sa triumvirate namin nina Morly Alinio at Rey Pumaloy ang mga otaw, the men in particular, these days they are palpably nauseated and inordinately repulsed with Lola Fermi’s makatang tumutula-tula style, feel na  feel siyang itulak, kundi man isubsob sa kanal. Hahahahahahaha!

Kung bakit kasi pilit pang binubuhay ang bangkay, Papa Omar.

Aware ka namang mas click ang triumvirate namin noon at kung wala lang mga kontrabida’t insecure, hataw pa sana tayo sa ere.

Admit it, papa, di na uso ang mga pagtula-tula sa ere ng mukhang chabokang (mukhang chabokan daw, o! Hahahaa!) orocanic chaka na ‘yan at repulsed to the max ang karamihan sa kanyang umuuga-ugang dentures habang nagsasalita in a highly hackneyed manner. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Honestly, a host should be dynamic.

Hindi uubra ‘yung di ka bilingual. You need to be like Kuya Boy Abunda who is confident to talk to anyone be- cause he is loaded and articulate.

Kita n’yo naman, super rating ang The Buzz dahil naniniwala sa kanya ang mga tao. E, si Ngangasta, kumusta? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Panis na ang kanyang pa-nanay-nanay effect na kaplastikan na ‘yan.

Kumbaga, pinagkakitaan niya na ‘yan nang napakatagal na panahon.

Buti sana kung totoong motherly siya at malinis ang pusong tulad ni Kuya Boy na magkatampuhan man kayo at magbati, wala na sa kanya ‘yun. He has a most forgiving heart that’s why he is tremendously blessed.

Kumbaga, hindi siya palatanim ng sama nang loob na tao kaya naman out and out good karma. Di ba tulad ni Orocanic bungalyang Tita Crispy kuno na iba ang sinasabi sa totoong saloobin. Hakhakhak!

Kunwa-kunwari’y anak-anak siya sa ‘yo pero sa loob-loob niya pala’y isinusumpa ka’t tinatalakan. Hahahaha!

How insidious to the point of becoming out and out diabolical. Hakhakhakhak!

Kaya hayan, kung gaano ka-top rating ang The Buzz nina Kuya Boy Abunda, Charlene Gonzales at Toni Gonzaga, siya namang pagka-butata ng kanyang Mga Lumang Balita sa Cinco! Hakhakhak!

Yosi-kadiri! Harharhar!

Honestly, para siyang may kaakibat (may I borrow your patented terminology, lola Nganga…Hahahahahahaha!) na sumpa.
A blight!
A pestilence!

She is a curse that any program she becomes a part of is doomed right from the start.

Mag-resign ka na, lola. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Tutal naman, la ka ng wenta!

Maawa ka sa mga taong naaapektohan ng iyong sumpa. Hahahahahahahaha!

Kawawa naman si Mr. Manny Pangilinan na siyang nagdurusa sa iyong nakaririmarim na pagkatao.

Have a heart and resign in the name of love and christianity.

Love and christianity raw, o! Hakhakhakhakhak!

Takot akooooooh! Hahahahahahaha!

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Si Kim Chiu ang special guest sa Alay Lakad ng Batangas!

LABIS na ikinatuwa ni Governor Vilma Santos ang participation nina Kim Chiu at Cong. Cynthia Villar sa 40th Alay Lakad ng Batangas city the other day, September 7.

As early as 5 am ay nasa headquarters na ng PNP na sina Governor Vilma Santos with her trusted friend and official secretary Ate Aida Fandialan.

Doon nag-umpisa ang Walk for a Cause and winded up sa Batangas Capitol. The affair was well-attended as compared to last year.

More than double allegedly ang dami ng tao at 100% ang attendance ng mga mayors and board members.

Eye-catching rin ang outfit ni Kim who came all dolled up in white and tangerine sneakers, black pants and topped with tangerine sleeveless t-shirt.

Ate Vi was wearing a pair of black wedged shoes and sports suit.

Suffice to say, the success of Queen Vi’s The Healing where she co-starred with Kim Chiu has proved to be a big factor in the event’s roaring success.

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Ibang klaseng magmahal si Kuya!

KAYA raw lalong napamamahal (hayan, lola Fermi, salitang ugat ang inuulit, tonta! Hahahaha!) sa kanyang mga Mama Cita ang paparung ito na di nga kagwapuhan pero may asset naman (Hakhakhak! may asset raw talaga, o!) ay dahil sa all mine to give siya kapag inlababetch pa siya sa ‘yo. Hakhakhak!

Meaning, he’s not only loving and solicitous but most giving as well. Hahahahahaha!

Mind-boggling raw, so to speak, ang kanyang inireregalong mga kaalahasan and he’s the kind who’d never holdback in giving you the most expensive gifts (diamonds by Cartier, imported signature bags etc.) ever!

Kaya nga for quite sometime ay di talaga siya makalimutan ng isang woman of the world type na actress/host dahil nga sa kanyang boundless magnanimity and endowments.
Endowments raw talaga, o! Hakhakhak!

Tilam-tilam bigla ang plastikadang si Bubogski na hangapera sa nota pero kiyemeng indifferent kuning-kuning. Hakhakhak!

Sa ngayon, nasa cloud nine ang bago niyang mama dahil eskalera talaga ang mga regalong kanyang natatanggap, apart from the fact na busugera siya sa nota, I mean, sa pagmamahal pala ni kuya. Hahahahahahahaha!
Tsalap, tsalap ever! Hahahahahahaha!

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Album launch ni Bea tiyak dudumugin!

MS. Bea Binene is finally launching her album Hey, It’s Me, Bea today at SM Skydome at exactly 4 pm.

For you to avail of free tickets, buy her CD in selected Astroplus outlets and get some freebies as well.

Maraming salamat nga pala sa lawak ng pang-unawa ng mabait na ermats ni Ms. Bea na si Madam Carina Binene.

Typical of moms, nag-effort talaga siyang tumawag dahil at a loss raw siya kung bakit kami nag-react in a bi-
ting manner.

Well, that’s water under the bridge now, madam.

Make love, not war na lang, Ms. Carina. Hahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

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GMA Network joins Vigan’s solidarity cultural festival

IN celebration of the World Heritage Cities Solidarity Cultural Festival, leading broadcast station GMA Net- work Inc. mounts a star-studded Kapuso Day at Plaza Burgos, Vigan City on Saturday, September 8.

Kapuso stars Mike Tan, Michelle Madrigal, Isabel Oli, Vaness del Moral, and Will Devaughn (Faithfully), Manilyn Reynes, John Feir, and Angel Satsumi (Pepito Manaloto), Bianca King (Luna Blanca) and sexy actress Ehra Madrigal are all set to provide exciting live performances for their Kapusong Ilocanos.

This Saturday’s event starts at 9AM with a performance number from Protégé Season 1’s Nomer Limatog and Jensen Tenoso. It will be followed by a number of pocket activities such as Palarong Pinoy and Kapuso Videoke Challenge.

GMA stars will also banner the Kapuso kalesa at the Repazzo de Vigan Parade at 3PM and the Kapuso Night at 6:30PM. The event will be hosted by the Asia ‘s songbird impersonator Ate Redg, Youtube senstation Moymoy Pa- laboy and Kapuso talent Bettina Carlos.

The World Heritage Cities Solidarity Cultural Festival, which aims to strengthen Filipino pride, is a week-long festivity celebrated by Vigan along with other cities all over the world that has been inscribed on the World Heritage List.

Oliver Amoroso, AVP for GMA Regional TV says, “GMA is very happy to partner with the City Government of Vigan for the World Heritage Cities Solidarity Cultural Festival through a Kapuso Day. The Kapuso Network continues to play an important role in promoting our country’s rich and diverse cultural heritage on the world stage. May our participation in this year’s festival raise more awareness in protecting the rich cultural heritage of Vigan which is considered as one of the best-preserved example of a planned Spanish colonial town in Asia .”

The highlights of the Network’s participation in Vigan’s Solidarity Cultural Festival will be featured in the Let’s Fiesta TV special airing on October 21 via the Network’s regional stations in Cebu, CDO, Davao, Iloilo, Dagupan, Ilocos, GenSan, Bacolod, and Bicol.

To know more about the latest updates on the Kapuso station’s regional events, follow GMA Regional TV on Twitter via www.twitter.com/GMARegionalTV.

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Miss na namin si Kuya Daniel Razon!

DAHIL tao lang, dumarating talaga ang mga pagkakataong nagkakaroon ng konting hidwaan o hindi pagkakaunawaan.

But through it all, namamayani rin ang magandang pinagsamahan at friendship.

On our part, we just woke up one day feeling light and devoid of any bitterness.

Honestly speaking, na-miss namin ni Peter L. ang show namin sa UNTV37 kung saan matagal na panahon rin kaming nagtrabaho sa Good Morning, Kuya at Chica Mo, Chica Ko.

Bagama’t nagkaroon rin kami ng daily show sa TV5 (Juicy), ikinagulat namin ang confession ng EP roon at aming gwaping na floor director na lahat pala sila’y avid follower ng CMCK at Good Morning, Kuya.
Touching!

Kaya kuya, miss ka na namin ni Peter L. I’m looking forward to the day when we would be together again like we used to as one big happy family.

Nga pala, naka-chicahan namin ang anak-anakan naming si Natasha Ledesma last night sa affair ng NPC at aminado siyang super miss na rin niya ang CMCK sa UNTV.

Say mo, kuya? Nakalagay ang pic mo sa sala ng apartment ni Nata kung saan you were photograph talking over your cell while your minions look on.

Sana nga’y magkatrabaho tayong muli. We sincerely miss you and the good times that we shared.

Nakausap na rin namin si direk Lito de Guzman at aminado siyang miss na rin niya ang show natin.

Hope to see you soon, Kuya?

We still love and miss you!

Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com
and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my
love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!
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