Na-miss ang chupingan kaya feel magpahada sa pa-demure na bading!

HOW so very funny naman.

Imagine, ang nagbibigay na raw ng motibo para magkaroon sila ng ‘eksena’ sa kama ng pa-demure na vaklushi ay ang young and papable na ombre mismo. Hakhakhak!

Haba ng hair mo, girl! Hahahahahahaha!

Pa’no naman, matagal na nakipagrelasyon sa matinong bading ang young hunk kaya ngayong off-line na sila ng mama niya ay na-miss niya ang umaatikabong deep throat scenes nilang dalawa lalo na’t ang husay-husay raw mag-bj ng kanyang ex. Harharhar!

Truth to tell, matagal raw bago naka-move on ang gwaping na hunk actor dahil taon rin ang binilang ng relasyon nila ng kanyang ex.

Ang totoo nga niyan, up to now, nami-miss pa rin daw ng katilam-tilam na hunk actor ang moments of blissful ecstacy nilang dalawa ng mama niyang bading. Hahaha!

Laban ka, Peter L? Hakhakhak!

Kunsabagay, marami naman ang mga real guys na nagkakaroon talaga ng matinding rapport sa mga beki lalo na’t sa kanila sila nakatikim ng tender, loving care.

Sa kaso ng gwaping na hunk actor, mabait talaga at most giving ang dati niyang benefactor kaya di namin siya masisisi kung napamahal na rin ito sa kanya.

But then, mukhang iba naman ang trip ng bago niyang pinupuntiryang bading.

Parang di nakatapak sa lupa ang mentalidad nito at maraming pantasya at iniilusyon. Hahahahahahaha!

Another thing, baka mas daku pa ito sa kanya.

Mas daku pa raw talaga, o! Hakhakhak!

Ahahahay! Hahahahahahahaha!

***

Generic na kuya, di uso kay Ate Vi!

MEDYO naging emotional na naman tayo for the past few days.

Kumbaga, our intellict has been upstaged by our emotions once again which is not good.

Anyhow, inasmuch as I’m now in Queenstar Vilma Santos camp, it leaves a veritably bad taste in the mouth for me to keep on hitting Ate Guy for things she’s done in the past.

Kumbaga, past is past na and I should not be harping too much on my kababayan’s direction since in their long drawnout race for stardom, it’s now Queen Vi who’s the undisputed winner.

But to say that Ms. Aunor happens to be a veritable has been would also be most unfair to her and to her adoring fans all over the globe.

Kaya from now on, I would just focus on Ate Vi’s achievements and would stop comparing her with anyone.

Sana man lang, ayusin na ni Mama Guy ang kanyang buhay habang may panahon pa.

We are not going to remain young forever no matter how lofty our station in life might be.

Period!

Anyhow, mali naman ang allegation ng kampo ni Mama Guy na aktres raw talaga si Ate Vi kaya magaling mag-memorize ng name pero wala sa puso.

In my case, (heto na naman tayo, o! Hahahahahahahaha!) I’d very much prefer that the celebrities I write for calls me by my first name.

Kesehong kaplastikan man ‘yun o kung ano pa ang tawag run, masarap pakinggang tinatawag ka sa pangalan mo at di ba ‘yung generic lang na kuya. Hahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun lang!

***

Ms. Claire, deadma sa mga isyu’t intriga!

“I JUST would like to focus on my work and read the contents of the contracts that are being presented for my alagas Sam, Bela, and Meg to sign for,” asseverates controversial singer/turned talent manager Ms. Claire dela Fuente in a recent encounter.

“Ayoko na munang pag-usapan ang mga intriga dahil suffocating na at nakauumay.

“Let’s just talk about pleasant things and disregard some bad news that tend to come our way,” she adds with insouciance.

Oo nga naman.

Ang mahalaga, humahataw ang career ng kanyang mga alaga at siya man ay in demand pa rin sa mga out of town shows at maging sa mga special events man within the metropolis.

Flangakngak! Hahahahahahahaha!

***

Vavalinang halimaw, KSP!

HAHAHA! Kawawa naman ang halimaw na supot (supot daw, o! Yuck! Hakhakhak!) na si Joanna Vavalina de Cash-true.

Imagine, skin and bones na ang almost 70 years old nang vaklung and yet he still can’t accept the ostensible fact that it’s veritably too late for him to re-establish a career as an entertainment journalist.

Pa’no naman, ESP writing ang forte ng half moon ang itzung matandang nanggigitatang bakla. Hakhakhak!

Sa Orig magazine na lang nung dekada otsenta, nairita talaga ang editor namin dahil natuklasan niyang lifted sa isang international mag ang article tungkol kay Queenstar Vilma Santos na sinulat kuno ng plagiarist na bakla.Hahahahahahahaha!

Anyhow, ngayon naman, kung anu-anong kapraningan ang ipinu-post ng duldolic na gurang sa internet na pawang figment lang naman ng kanyang bornok na ilusyon.

Kesyo prostitute raw ang younger sister ko, (my God, how evil of this emaciated and ugly beyond belief fag!) na fast decaying na ang old house namin sa Bicol (Hahahahahaha! almost twenty years nang nabenta ‘yun baklang halimaw! Hahahahahahaha!), among other cheap concoctions. Hakhakhak!

Like I said many times before, why don’t you post your halimawic (hakimawic raw, o! how so very apt a description! Harharhar!) picture at the net so people would know who’s ugly and old between the two of us?

Me, I never did hide my face from anyone. Lagi nga akong napanonood sa Tunay Na Buhay series ni Ms. Rea Santos sa GMA so the multitudes are basically updated on how I look. Hahahahahahaha!

Ikaw, baklang uncircumcized, why don’t you show your heavily lined half-moon face (half-moon inspired face raw, o! Hahahahahaha!) so people would have an idea how gross-looking you are. Hakhakhak!

Cheap!

Mamamatay ka na lang, ingrata at utak-halimaw ka pa rin.

Isuka mo kaya lahat ng nilamon mo sa bahay for the past two decades para matauhan ka, baliw na nanggigitatang halimaw! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Go to hell! Taning has been waiting for you for so long!

***

Mr. & Miss citizen of the world

OUR friend Ms. Marissa del Mar’s Millicent Productions is now spearheading the global search for Miss Citizen of the World.

It will have an impressive launching on October 15 and 16 at the Glorieta Activity center and coronation night will be on March 22, 2013 at the Quezon City Circle, with mass media coverage and fabulous prizes at stake.

The Miss Citizen of the World has been conceptualized with the aim of strengthening and preserving the core va -lues of a happy family of Overseas Family Workers, their relatives and friends, against the backdrop of an environment of love and care, talent, dedication, family cohesion and the feeling of security, highlighting the outstanding aacomplishments of young Filipinas worldwide.

Still on Ms. Marissa, last September 2011, she has ventured into another milestone in her career as the line producer/host of Buhay OFW Show to be of help to the needs of the OFWs thru the segment Hero’s Helpline that assists to their specific problems and extending legal assistance as well in coordination with the OWWA, POEA, DFA, and DOLE.

***

Na-karma nga ba sa ginawa sa dating papa?

OFF-LINE na sa ngayon ang matagal-tagal din namang pagsasama ng isang gwaping pero medyo malusog ng comedian at ang kanyang eskalera ang gandang misis na dating isang celebrated dancer on national television.

Ang sabi, individual differences raw ang dahilan.

At any rate, both camps just wouldn’t want to expound on their separation and would just want to focus on their respective showbiz careers.

Well, not for anything but a fellow writer believes, that is plain and simple karma on the part of the woman who made life miserable for her former boyfriend who showered her with so much love and material gifts but she junked him in favor of the good-looking actor.

Ang sabi nga niyan, what you do will come back to haunt you a thousand fold.

‘Yun lang naman!

Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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