Nagtitilam-tilam ang mga DOMS!

MUKHANG may bagong pantasya ang mga DOMs sa ngayon.

Right after na mapabalita ang sensational ‘episode’ ng isang teen-age actress sa paparu nitong di na kabataan, tipong biglang nagtilam-tilam at nagka-interes sa kanya ang mga mature men who are literally dripping with opulence.

Hayan ka at pati pala ang isang politician na mahilig makipagrelasyon sa mga bagets na artista ay tipong nai-intriga na rin sa kanya sa ngayon. Hakhakhak!

Marami talaga ang pedophiles sa mundo and this guy I’m about to talk to you about is not naman that old.

He looks yummmy pa nga and verile. Yummy and verile raw, o! Hakhakhak!

Anyhow, nang mag-meet raw sa isang sosyalan ang young actress at ang controversial politician, talaga namang the latter went out of his way to get near the young controversial actress and told her in a whisper that she supposedly smells divine.

Ganuned? Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Tipong nagkaroon yata ng huge hard on ang bata pa rin namang politician dahil sa succulent freshness ng batang aktres na rumored na may karelasyong DOM kuno. Hakhakhak!

Ganon pala ‘yun, once na kumalat ang chikang may ka-on kang DOM, tipong nagkaka-interes na rin sa ‘yo ang iba pa. Hakhakhakhakhak!

How intriguing! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Kunsabagay, pretty naman talaga ang young actress in question and succulently young. Harharhar!

Kumbaga, she smells of Lily of the Valley, among other wild flowers in the forest. Hahahahahahaha!

Abangan ang susunod na kabanata!

Ma-insecure kaya si Papa?

Maintriga naman kaya ang young actress at patulan ang offer na harmless dating kuno ng sariwa pa ring paparu? Hahahahahahahahaha!

Abangan! Abangan raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

***

Thundercats, mapanonood na sa GMA weekend Kiddie Power!

SIMULA ngayong Linggo, Setyembre 16, mas astig na pakikipagsapalaran ang hatid ng pagbabalik ng classic animated series na ThunderCats sa GMA Weekend Kiddie Power.

Sa loob ng maraming henerasyon, tahimik at maunlad na namumuhay ang mga Thunderians sa kaharian ng Thundera. Ngunit isang gabi, binulabog ang kaharian sa pagsugod ng Lizard Army sa pangunguna ng evil sorcerer na si Mumm-Ra at Grune the Destroyer. Sa pagkasira ng buong kaharian, mabuting nakaligtas ang isang maliit na grupo ng mga Thunderians sa pangunguna ng batang tagapagmana na si Lion-O na siya ring may hawak sa makapangyarihang Sword of Omens.

Naglakbay si Lion-O upang hanapin ang Book of Omens dahil sa paniniwalang nasa librong ito ang kasagutan kung paano matatalo si Mumm-Ra. At kailangan nila itong mahanap bago pa ito magamit sa mga maiitim na plano ni Mumm-Ra.

Sa pagpapatuloy ng pakikipagsapalaran ng ThunderCats, nadiskubre nila na kailangan din nilang mahanap ang tatlong bato na may taglay na kapangyarihan bago mapunta ang mga ito kay Mumm-Ra. Mabubunyag rin sa Book of Omens na ang ika-apat na batong tulad nito ay ang Eye of Thundera na matatagpuan mismo sa Sword of Omens.

Tuluyan na nga kayang matalo ng ThunderCats ang puwersa ni Mumm-Ra?

Tunghayan ang ThunderCats simula Setyembre 16, tuwing Sabado at Linggo, 7:30am sa
GMA Weekend Kiddie Power.

***

Labs ko si Ate Vi…period!

SUPER sad si Willie Fernandez at almost speechless nang mag-text sa amin para itanong kung totoong nagkabati na raw ba kami ni Ms. Nora Aunor.

When I said yes, he was almost dumbfounded and could not say anything anymore.

Maraming concerned Vilmanians pa rin ang nagtext expressing the same gut feeling.

Honestly, ang nasabi ko ay nasabi ko na.

Mahal (pagmamahal na totoo at di plastic!) ko si Governor Vilma Santos Recto, from a distance, and it’s going to be that way inasfar as my feeling is concerned.

Hindi porket’t okay na kami ni Mama Guy, na hindi pa naman talaga dahil hindi pa naman kami nagkakausap pero okay na ako, kalilimutan na namin ang kabaitan at kagandahan ng pag-uugali ng queenstar for all Seasons.

No way!

Sapat na sa akin ‘yung nag-effort naman si Mama Guy para tumawag sa DWIZ kung saan nagraradyo kami from Monday thru Friday, 2 to 3pm nina Peter L. at Papa Abe talu-talo (Hahahahahaha! how intriguing raw Abe’s name happens to be! a lot of gays and bisexuals are asking me if he’s huge…huge raw, o! Ma! Hahahahaha!) para magpaliwanag at sino ba naman kami para di siya maunawaan?

For a superstar, who’s the idol of millions all over the archipelago, to do such a humbling act to someone pretty obscure like me, it only means that she’s a lot more mature now and would want to make amends in the way she deems proper and suitable.

And for me, it takes a lot of humility to do that.

Whatever, come what may, I will always look back at the goodness that Ate Vi has palpably showered me with in the past, more so now!

Wala namang mababago save for the fact that I’ve gained another friend this time in the person of Mama Guy.

Ganon lang po kasimple ‘yun. Let’s not complicate things anymore.

Also, please don’t compare me with other entertainment writers because we are not in any way the same.

They have their own reasons for doing the things that they want to do and I have mine.
Period!

***

Deadma sa mga intriga!

NAKATUTUWA naman itong si Ms. Claire dela Fuente, one of the few personalities in the business that I’m pretty quite intimate with.

Imagine, marami kaming gustong itanong sa kanya the last time we met and yet all we got was a no comment ans- wer. Hahahahahahaha!

“Darling, less talk, less mistakes!” she trills.

Oo nga naman. Kung papatulan niya ang mga nasusulat sa kanya sa ngayon, chances are she’ll end up at the mental assylum. Hahahahahahahaha!

“Basta I’m at peace with the world and I believe in the Supreme Being Up There who knows everything that we are doing on earth,” she asseverates.

“It’s Him who’s the real judge of our character,” she musingly states. “Ganon na lang siguro.

“Like I said, the more you talk, the more they tend to crucify you.

“No comment na lang, darling!” she says meaningfully.

Well, ang mahalaga kay Ms. Claire, eskalera ang showbiz careers ng mga alaga niyang sina Bela Padilla at Sam Pinto at humahataw rin ang dalawa pa niyang mga protegees na sina Meg Imperial, who’ll get launched by way of the remake of the movie Menor de Edad, and Yam Concepcion na Rigodon naman ang launching movie.

Oo nga naman!

***

Sa machismo raw bumabaw!

LAGI na’y iniintriga ang size ng ‘machismo’ ng sosyal na personalidad na ‘to na galing talaga sa buena familia.

Honestly, ang tindi talaga ng kanyang sex appeal, apart from the fact that he’s a fastidious dresser and veritably classy, too, specially when he begins to open his mouth and talk wholly in English with matching Brittish accent to boot. Hahahahahahahaha!

Iba talaga ang arrive ng young man na ‘to na walang inhibition ni katiting kapag rumarampa in the briefest of briefs and the skimpiest of string bikinis. Hakhakhak!

Pa’no kasi’y flawless naman at bakuna lang daw ang scar sa buong katawan. Hahahahahaha!

Ang problema lang, Mountain Dew raw si kuya and that seems to be the consensus among the dick-fellating fags and man-eating bisexuals. Hahahahahahahaha!

But in fairness naman to the young hunk, baka raw naman ang ratbulites niya ang tipong small in stature (small in stature raw, o! Hakhakak!) when at rest but it becomes herculean (herculean raw, o! Hahahahaha!) when provoke to a fight. Hahahahahahaha!

Could it be true?

Whatever, marami pa rin talaga ang nagpapantasya sa kanya lalo na’t tinititigan sila ng kanyang deeply penetrating pair of eyes. Hakhakhak!

Sa mga mata palang daw bawi na, who needs a big dick anyway? Hahahahahahaha!

“Honey, his manly smell more than compensates for whatever he wants of,” so says a vaklung who’s visibly enamored with his classy bearings and palpable machismo. Hahahahahahaha!

Oo nga naman.

I agree one hundred point 50%! Hahahahahahahaha!

At least you’d feel safe in his company dahil sanay sa ombagan ang ombre na ‘to at never na umurong sa laban. Hahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun lang!

Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com
and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

loading...

About accounting

You must be logged in to post a comment Login

Leave a Reply