Tilam-tilam si Lola!

AMUSING naman ang drama ng rica-ricang girlalung ito na sa ngayo’y nagtitilam-tilam na naman sa kamachuhan ng  isang que sabroso ang itzung politician.

Mukhang nakalimutan na niya ang dati-rati’y smoldering fascination niya sa isang personalidad na kulang talaga ng machismo kung ikukumpara sa sex appreal ng bago niyang tinatarget na ombre. Hahahahahaha!

Payatola naman kasi ang dati niyang paparu at mama’s boy pang maituturing kaya mas feel nitong kasama ang kanyang madir as compared sa personalidad na ito. Hahahahahahahaha!

How insulting can you get!

Imagine, nu’ng magkasakit at ma-ospital, mas pinili pa nitong ang kanyang personal driver (personal driver? Hahahahahahahaha!) na mag-alaga sa kanya at gumawa ng intimate ministrations (intimate ministrations raw, o! Hakhakhak!) like pagpupunas ng kanyang buong katawan including his sizngits and all.

Sizngits and all raw talaga, o! Hakhakhakhakhak!

Well, mukhang mahihirapan nga sigurong makahanap ng lalakeng magmamahal sa kanya ang matronix na itetch dahil sa kanyang lips galore na parang keps ang arrive.

Keps ang arrive raw, o! Hakhakhak!

Okay naman sana ang kanyang kakutisan dahil makinis naman pero ang super turn-off talaga ay ang kanyang namumusargang mga kalabian (namumusargang kalabian raw talaga, o! Hakhakhak!)

Kapag iki-kiss na kasi siya ng mga ombaw, parang keps ang dating nito kaya umuurong ang yagbadoodles ng mga pa-pas niya ever. Hakhakhakhakhak!

Sana ay hindi na lang nagpa-inject ng collagen sa kanyang lips galore ang matronang ito para naman hindi naririmarim ang kanyang mga paparus. Harharharharhar!

Anyhow, di talaga namin makalimutan ang deplorable actuations sa kanyang paparu na mas feel pang magpapunas sa kanyang intimate parts tulad ng kanyang zingits na near na sa yagbols at tarugs (near na raw sa yagbols at ta- rugs, o! Hahahahaha!) sa kanyang drib (di kaya supsupan galore sila nito ever? Hakhakhak!).

‘Yun na!

Honestly, mas maswerte pa sa girlaletch na ‘to ang mga baklang parlorista dahil gabi-gabi ay pinipilahan ng mga yummy na bagets at a price everyone can afford.

At a price everyone can afford raw, o! Hakhakhak!

‘Yun na1

Ang tanong, bumigay naman kaya ang macho at papable na actor/politician?

Itanong mo sa bulaklak. Itanong raw sa bulaklak, o! Hakhakhak!

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Eskalera ang birthday party ni Papa Bong!

SPEECHLESS kami sa kabonggahan ng birthday celebration ni Senator Bong Revilla sa newly refurbished Diamond hotel the other night.

Imagine, the Grand Ballroon of the said hotel overflowed with gourmet food and the finest desserts imaginable.

It was also teeming with illustrious guests that was a meelee of people from the world of politics and show
business as well.

Nakatatawang tingnang mas nakaporma pa kay Papa Bong ang ilang guests niya na outfitted and encased in the fi- nest coat and tie ever. Hahahahahahaha!

Anyhow, Papa Bong doesn’t have to prove anything.

When you are a self-made man, intrinsically opulent and a prominent politician to boot, not to mention the fact that you’re a fairly established actor on the side, you need not prove anything.

Suffice to say, I can honestly say that it was the party of the decade where the cultured and educated people from the political world, along with the somewhat abrasive but interesting showbiz people, converged.

Happy, happy birthday Senator Bong, I’m so thrilled to know that in the many years that I’ve known you, you’re still the same humble man that I’ve known way back during the mid-80s.

Tumanda na rin silang lahat but you have remained papable and good-looking in a pubescent sort of way. Hahaha!

‘Yan kasi ang maganda kung mabait talagang likas ang isang tao.

Kahit na ano pang intriga ang kasangkutan, di nagbabago ang likas na pleasant aura.

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Si Paula Bianca sa Farmers entertaiment center

MAY special show pala ang protegee namin nina Peter L. at Papa Abe Talu-talo na si Paula Bianca sa Farmers Plaza entertainment center this coming September 28.

Mukhang hindi na talaga mapipigil pa ang patuloy na pagbango ng kanyang pangalan.

Hayan at katatapos lang niyang mag-guest sa Music Box show na produced ni Ms. Mildred Bacud, heto ka at may follow-up na naman agad siya.

Of course Paula is focusing on her forthcoming November 9 concert at the Airport Casino.

This one’s sponsored by Haplos foundation that supports hemophiliac children who are afflicted with that rare  kind of disease.

Anyway, going back to her mall tour at the farmer’s Plaza, nakasisiguro kaming masisiyahan ang mga taong manonood roon dahil sa kanyang naiibang husay bilang isang rock singer.

Bagama’t hindi na nakapagtatakang mahusay siyang performer dahil galing naman siya sa pamilyang music-inclined talaga, still we can’t help but admire’s Paula’s vocal virtuousity.

Try to watch her sing live and be convinced that she’s indeed one singer worth watching for.

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Sayang ang burgeoning career ng batang aktres

MAHIRAP mag-comment sa intrigang kinasasangkutan lately ng isang very young actress at ng isang kontrobersyal na personalidad.

Imagine, for someone so very young, ang dami na raw palang pinagdaanan ng batang aktres to the point that she’s now being accused of having some very intimate sexual (yes, darling, sexual! Hahahahahahaha!) episodes with some older men and is now purportedly shacking it up with this fairly good-looking deejay.

Ang nakababaliw pa, may sex video raw ang young actress wherein she was giving the man she’s presently involved with a ‘head’. Whaaaaat? A head? Hahahahahahaha!

Shocking! Tatalbugan pa raw nito ang expertise ni Linda Lovelace who rose to ignominious prominence wayback during the 70s by way of her erotic movie Deep Throat. Hahahahahaha!
Ano ba ‘yan?

Naturingang wholesome pa naman ang image ng young actress at isa siya sa mga hot young actresses ng network na kanyang pinagtatrabahuhan pero supsupera raw pala?

Imagine that? Hahahahaha!

Well, I haven’t seen any of these sexual videous so I’m going to give this young actress the benefit of the doubt.

Pero sana naman ay mag-ingat-ingat siya sa kanyang mga pinaggagagawa dahil in the event na kumalat ang mga ganitong deleterious sex videos, kiss of death ito sa kanyang burgeoning showbiz carrer.

Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.coam

and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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