Young actress, grabe kung mangdekwat ng datung sa mabait na benefactor!

QUE barbaridad! This young actress looks demure and sweet but after we’ve unearthed some sizzling facts about her, we just can’t believe that at so young an age, she’s already capable of hustling people who are a lot older than she is.

Ang chica sa amin ng aming deep penetrating agent, trese anyos palang daw ay very much into the hustling game na diumano ang very young actress na ‘to.

Kaya sa ngayon, at the age of fourteen, she has already perfected the art of hustling men for cash and other benefits.

Cash and other benefits raw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Imagine, first meeting palang daw ng pa-tweetums na girlalu sa mabait na lawyer-businessman ay nakadekwat na kaagad ng 180 grand (carry n’yo ‘yan? Harharhar! ang lupit!) ito in a highly effortless manner. Over!

May foundation tienes raw kasi ang bagets kaya ‘yun ang ginagamit niya para makahipat ng andalu sa mga papas. Hahahahahahahaha!

Could it be true?

Ayaw sana naming maniwala but after hearing the stories behind this foundation eklaboom, the truth has finally dawned into us.

Parang may ganong senaryo nga ngayong unti-unti na naming nakilala ang totoong pagkatao ng seemingly innocent but a woman of the world na palang young actress.

Imagine, nakahipat na pala ito ng mga lupain, among other benefits sa generous na lawyer-friend.

Pati pala album nito ay ang lawyer rin ang nag-produce kaya hurting raw ito sa mga pinalalabas ng madiraketch ng young actress na lumalabas na stalker siya ng kanyang anak.
Shakira naman ever! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Ang nakasi-shock ay ang chikang may relasyon raw pala ang innocent-looking young actress sa isang disc jockey na meron namang well-connected macho gay benefactor (Hahahahahaha! it’s an endless merry-go-round indeed!) kaya hindi masibak sa radio network na kanyang pinagtatrabahuhan.

Hay, naku! kung iimbestagahan pa, mas maraming nakalolokang lihim pa pala ang ating mabubukalkal ever! Grabeeeeeeee!

‘Nga pala, bawas-bawasan naman ang kapal ng make-up ni young actress, ano?

Parang kaedad na ni Anne Curtis kung kulapulan siya ng emyas.  Hahahahahahahahahahaha!


Dingdong Dantes, Bela Padilla & other Kapuso stars in Cebu this weekend!

THE  man who defies the aswangs and the woman who refuses to conform will team up to make themselves known in the Queen City of the South as the Kapuso Network brings multi-awarded Kapuso actor and host Dingdong Dantes and rising sultry actress Bela Padilla to offer numerous surprises via the star-studded Kapuso Mall Show and Promo Tour this weekend.

Dingdong leads Kapuso stars on Saturday, September 29, as he promotes his second film as producer – the horror -adventure-comedy film Tiktik: The Aswang Chronicles – which will premiere on October 17.

In cooperation with GMA Films, Tiktik: The Aswang Chronicles is produced by Reality Entertainment and Agosto- dos Pictures, and stars Lovi Poe, Joey Marquez, Ramon Bautista and Janice de Belen.

Joining Dingdong on Saturday for the much-anticipated Kapuso Mall Show at SM City Consolacion (4PM) are Faith- fully’s Michelle Madrigal and Cebuano Protégés Bryan Benedict and Zandra Summer.

Michelle is looking forward to personally thank their avid viewers who supported their show since it initially aired on TV last June 18, and now that it is nearing its finale on October 5.

On the other hand, Zandra and Bryan invite their fellow Cebuanos to be with them in their Protégé journey as the competition gets tougher and tougher in the coming weeks.

On Sunday, September 30, the cast of the newest compelling Afternoon Prime drama Magdalena – Dion Ignacio, Pan cho Magno, Chariz Solomon, Bodie Cruz, Prince Stefan, Vivo Ouano, and Magdalena herself, Bela – cheer up local residents from Barangay Poblacion Pardo (1PM) and Barangay Sambag Uno (3PM) for a Promo Tour activity.

Based on the Filipino comics “Kukulayan Ko Ang Langit” written by RJ Nuevas and under the direction and super- vision of seasoned actress and TV director Gina Alajar, Magdalena premiers on October 8 weekdays after Sana Ay Ikaw Na Nga.

GMA TV Cebu Station Manager Ann Marie Tan says, “I am thrilled with the showcase of Kapuso talent that is set to happen in the heart of the Visayas region this weekend. It is really heart-warming to know that I am again about to see my fellow Cebuanos having a good time with their favorite Kapuso stars.”

To know more about the latest updates on the Kapuso station’s regional events, follow GMA Regional TV on Twit- ter via


Sarap Diva is Ms. Regine V.!

KAKAIBA ang press launch ng bagong show ni Ms. Regine Velasquez, fitingly billed as Sarap Diva, the other night at GMA 7.

Talaga namang cook galore siya ng putanesca (is that how her concoction is being spelled?) right before the amused and receptive press.

Naipakita that evening ang galing niya bilang isang talk show host.

Bagama’t walang idiot board sa kanyang harapan at busy siya sa kanyang pagluluto, she’s been able to carry it through at wala talagang dead air na maituturing.

Sarap Diva premieres on October 6 where Ms. Regine will show off her culinary expertise as she whips off delightful dishes right before your very eyes.

She also is going to allow her guests to engage in entertaining discussions as they share stories about their lives, careers, families, among many others.

Sarap Diva airs every Saturday at 10:45 am before Eat Bulaga.


Vavalinang supot, halimaw ng mga bagets!

TINDI-tindi ng libido nang gurang na halimaw na si Joanna ‘Galis’ de Cashtrue.

Jesus H. Christ! for someone so ancient, (ancient raw talaga, o! yuck! Hakhakhak!) this duldulic gurang (duldolic gurang raw, o! Hahahahahaha!) appears to be obsessed with two things – fellating bagets and sending in cavalier text messages the whole day up to the wee hours in the morning to us. Hahahahahahahaha!

Imagine, he’s not sleeping at all and would send in those deplorably obnoxious text messages unabatingly. Hahahahahahahaha!

Pathetic pig!

What’s funny though is the fact that he tends to use our veritably honest tirade against him, to us. Hahahahahaha!

Ulol! Ikaw ang supot, matandang tamulmol.

Gurangis ka na nga, ngetpalites ka pa, (yuck!yuck!yuck! Hahahahahaha!) pa’no na ang keps mo?

Pano na raw ang kepying na dyuts, o! Harharhar!

Magkakalyo man ang kaplogistic mong mga daliri sa katitipa-tipa ng mga pantasyang paninira sa amin sa mga cheap internet shops that you frequent with such regularity, it’s not going to change the fact that you’re dirt poor, kabalangic in appearance and has the foulest breath this side of Hollywood. Hakhakhak!

Sino naman kaya ang magkakagusto sa gurang na’t nanggigitata, deplorable pa ang physical hygiene and a pathetic mental case as well?

Hindi na normal ang pinaggagagawa ng gurang na ‘Chuckie doll’ na ‘to, ano?

Sa halip na magpa-circumcise para di naman nasi-shock sa foul smell emanating from her clits (foul smell emana -ting from her clits raw, o! Harharhar!) ang mga bagets na nagogoyo niya at ginigibsongan ng 50 pesos (gibsona galore raw ng fifty pesos, o! Hahahahahaha! kasuka ang baklang baliw na ‘to! Hahahahahahaha!), ibinubuhos ng tikbalangic (Hahahaha!) na halimaw lahat ng oras niya sa pagmi-miss call at pagti-text sa amin practically the whole day, up to the wee hours in the morning. Hahahahahahaha!
Stalker ko ba ang panget na ‘to? Hahahahahaha!

Mag-post ka man ng mga nakaririmarim (hayan, gurangis, huh? salitang ugat ang inuulit, idiota! Hahahaha!) na pantasya sa internet, why should I get affected?

Mainstream writer ako, noh?

Ikaw, saan ka nagsusulat? Di kaya sa mga CR ng mga rundown and ramshackled third run cinemas that you love to frequent where you’d endlessly fellate the dick of those smelly pathetic young boys who’re after the fifty bucks that you could miserably dish out? Hahahahahahaha!

Que miserableng tikbalangic na mabahongang gurang! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Mag-finger ka man the whole day, it’s not going to change the fact that you’re abominably ugly and a penniless old hag of a fag as well! Hahahahahahahahahahahaaha!

Panget! Paaannnnggggeeeeeetttttt!


Gerald Santos: Prince of Ballad

SEEING Gerald Santos in peson tends to give us a good feeling.

For here is a good guy who knows what gratitude is all about.

Sa totoo lang, marami siyang pinabilib when he staunchly stood by his manager’s side at the most turbulent and chaotic point of the latter’s existence.

Marunong talaga siyang tumanaw ng utang na loob kaya naman tunay siyang pinagpapala.

Anyhow, he’s coming out with a new album (Gerald Santos: The Prince of Ballad) under his Prinstar Music Philippines label and is being distributed by Ivory Music & Video.

Currently rehearsing for his first English musical play San Pedro Calungsod, the Musical that will be staged  at PETA Theater on October 21 and 27 (where he was handpicked for the title role after rave reviews of his portrayal as Dr. Jose Rizal in Sino Ka Ba Jose Rizal? came out), he’s also busy on the side with the rehearsals of his November 25 back-to-back concert with Diamond Diva Nina that will be staged at the Metro Bar.

Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.coam

and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.
And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!


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