Aljur at Kris at home sa isa’t isa!

MAGANDA ang rapport nina Aljur Abrenica at Kris Bernal.

Sa presscon ng bago nilang soap sa GMA, ang Coffee Prince, sweet si Aljur kay Kris pero obvious na medyo holding back ang drama ng chick dahil siguro nadala na ito sa mga nasulat sa kanila in the past na tipong siya raw ang naghahabol sa gwaping na aktor and not the other way around. Hahahaha!

At any rate, observing them from a distance, it was palpably discernible that they really have this thing called chemistry on cam.

Bagay na bagay o complimentary ang height at build ni Abrenica sa fragile stance ni Bernal.

Ang napupuna ko lang, kapag nilalambing ni Aljur si Kris, parang spontaneous na to the point of becoming catatonic (catatonic raw talaga, o! Hahahahahaha!) ang reaction nito ever. Hahahahahahaha!

But it’s an unassailable fact that they do have chemistry and it’s one of the reasons why their tandem is well-followed and successful.

Napuna ko lang din na mas gwaping sa personal si Papa Aljur as compared sa registration niya on cam.

Fortunately, mas effect ang arrive ni Kris sa harap ng camera dahil properly highlighted ang kanyang pleasant facial features, her angelic face in particular. Hahahahahaha!

Mapanonood na nga pala ang Coffee Prince beginning October 8 kapalit ng One True Love sa Telebabad block ng GMA.

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Imbentor talaga si Lola Fermi!

PINAGTATAWAN talaga ang ESP style of writing ni Lola Fermi, da bungalyang manunulat at host kuno ng mga bangaw lang ang nanonood na showbiz oriented programs niya sa TV5. Hakhakhak!

Imagine, hindi pa man nagsisimula ang tapings ng bagong soap ni Maricel Soriano sa Dos, pinalalabas na ng walang kredibilidad na manunulat na palagi raw nagkukulong sa kanyang dressing room si Taray. Hahahahahaha!

Flagrantly insinuating that she was doing something eyebrow-raising inside the room. Is that sooo? Hahahahahahahaha!

Cheap ESP writer talaga ang bungalyang ito na puro mga butiki at ipis sa kisame ang kadalasang ini-interview just like her infamous Jingle Sensation days kung saan nagkaroon ng gap sina Rey Abellana at Leni Santos dahil sa mga pinagsusulat niyang interviews kuno courtesy of the butiki and ipis of Jingle Publications. Hahahahahaha!

Say mo? Buong ningning pang pinagmamalaki that time ng babaeng ito, na Nelia Santos ang isa sa mga ginagamit na pen names o aliases, na sa loob kuno ng ilang minuto lang ay nakagagawa na siya ng isang buong artikulo. Cheap!

Over sa pagka-cheeeeaaaappppp!

Kumustahin mo naman kaya kung may sense ba naman ang mga artikulong pinagsusulat n’ya ever? Hahahahahaha!

Nakaririmarim, sa true lang! Hakhakhak!

It reeked with unadulterated cheapness!

Ayokooooh! Harharhar!

Anyway, going back to Bungalya’s latest master piece, (latest master piece raw, o! Hakhakhak!) next week pa raw magga-grind ang cameras for Bukas Na Lang Kita Mamahalin kung saan kasama ni Marya sina Cristine Reyes, Gerald Anderson, Dina Bonnevie at Diana Zubiri pero sa cheaply written columns niya ay nagsu-shoot na kuning-kuning itetch. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Pakidampot nga ng kredibilidad sa sahig!

Puhleeezzzeee! Hakhakhak!

Tanong tuloy ng ating deep penetrating agent, sino raw kaya ang source ni Bungalya sa kanyang mga exclusive stories kuning-kuning sa kanyang columns?

Hindi kaya siya rin lang at ang kanyang highly fertile imagination ever? Hahahahahaha!

Still on Nganga’s columns, ilang linggo lang daw itong nagpahinga dahil ‘nagnilay-nilay’ (one of her cheap terminologies ever..Hahahahaha!) muna sa kanyang mga pagkakamali kunetchnetch (Hakhakhak!).

But now that she’s strong again and back to her old fighting form, back to the salt mine na naman ang lola. Hakhakhak!

‘Yun na!

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Pagcor Voice Symphony wins grand prize in 2012 CSC’s choral competition

THE Philippine Amusement and Gaming Corporation’s Voice Symphony recently won as the grand champion in the (CSC) Government Choral Competition spearheaded by the Civil Service Commission. The contest, held last September 17, 2012 at the University of the Philippines Theater in Quezon City – was part of the activities lined-up by CSC for its 112th anniversary celebration.

PAGCOR Voice Symphony bested seven other choral groups of various government agencies and local government units (LGU) nationwide. The finalists were the Maasin City’s Chorale of Southern Leyte; the Iligan City’s Buhangin Voices; the Pangasinan Provincial Chorale; the COMVAL Minstrels of the Provincial Government of Compostela Valley Province; the Coro De La Laguna; the Department of Social Welfare and Development (DSWD) Chorale and the National Power Chorale of the National Power Corporation (NAPOCOR).

“All choral groups went through rigorous auditions and we are so happy that we qualified for the contest. We owe our success to the agency and our management who supported us in representing PAGCOR and share our love for music,” PAGCOR choir master Crispin Ralph Reyes said.

According to Reyes, the rigorous training they went through for the event was not easy but their hard work and determination surely paid off. The PAGCOR Voice Symphony won a cash prize of P100,000, a trophy and a certifi- cate for winning the championship.

The PAGCOR Voice Symphony rendered three songs : the commissioned contest piece entitled Ikaw ay Bayani com- posed by Noel Cabangon, Ako ay Pilipino and Iddem Dem Mallida (an ethnic war song).
The 2012 CSC Choral Competition panel of judges was composed of Noel Cabangon and officials of the Philippine Choral Directors Association (PCDO).

PAGCOR Assistant Vice President for Entertainment Bong Quintana who is a staunch supporter of the PAGCOR Voice Symphony was jubilant with the group’s recent success. “They truly deserve it. I witnessed how hard they worked. The daily eight-hour rehearsals for 17 days was no joke. Like the rest of the PAGCOR family, I am proud of them. I salute and congratulate all them.”

Emerging as runner-ups to the PAGCOR Voice Symphony were the choral groups of NAPOCOR (1st runner-up), DSWD (2nd runner-up), and the Provincial Government of Compostela Valley (3rd runner-up).

The CSC Government Choral Competition was a collaborative endeavor of the Civil Service Commission, National Commission on Culture and the Arts (NCCA), and the Philippine Choral Directors Association (PCDO).

This year’s theme for CSC’s 112th anniversary – “Kawani, Ikaw ay Isang Lingkod Bayani” – highlights the signi- ficant contributions of Filipino state workers to the nation. The month-long celebration is a way of honoring outstanding public officials and employees by promoting heroism and excellence in public service through cul- ture and arts.

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Tarugs killer!

TINDI naman ng drama ng di naman kagandahang vaklung na ‘to na nagkapera lang ay sobra na kung mang-api ng kanyang kapwa.

Imagine, numero unong exploiter na pala ang claving na ‘to magmula nang magkaanda. Hahahahahahaha!

Ang drama, produ na raw siya ng isang indie movie and director at the same time.

Carry n’yo ‘yun? Wala naman siyang knowhow sa field na ‘to and yet he’s already posing and acting as one. Cheap! Hahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, kaya naman pala sandamakmak na ang fly by night indie produ sa ngayon ay dahil sa 120 grand na lang ang puhunan, producer ka na at may power over some good-looking young men who are more than willing to bare their very souls (dicks and all! Hahahahahahaha!) before the cameras for a measly 2k per day talent fee. Overrrrr!

Anyhow, going back to the newest indie tycoon (indie tycoon raw, o!Hahahahaha!) in town, it’s but imperative raw na tikman muna niya ang bawat lalakeng lalabas sa kanyang basurang obra na iisa lang ang camerang ginagamit. Hakhakhak!

At once na hindi ka pumayag, honey, you’re out of his ‘epic’ indie movie. Hakhakhak!
Epic sa ka-cheap-an, I mean. Hakhakhak!

Ang laki na raw talaga nang ipinagbago ng reporter na ‘to na mala-pabo real na ang drama mereseng basura naman ang kanyang finished product at walang sense na maituturing. Hakhakhak!

Nevertheless, dahil produ na siya kuning-kuning, gravitating around him naturally ang mga young men na gustong magkapangalan through the indie route. Hahahahahahaha!

Hay, naku! the sad plight of these young men who would want to carve desperately a niche at the indie department, hoping that someday, Lady Luck would smile at them and bless them to be another Coco Martin. Hahahahahahahaha!

Naku, ning, huwag ka namang ganyan. Nagkapera ka lang, iba na ang iyong arrive at drama.

Remember, no matter how moneyed you are, God can make you a pauper overnight if you become out and out uncouth.

Look at Rosanna Roces. Her hundreds of millions were gone in a wink of an eye, along with her superfab mansion and other acquisitions.

Ang bad karma, kapatid, mahadlok ka! Hahahahahahahahaha!

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Vice Gov. Daniel bagong darling of the press

TOUCHING naman ang kabaitan nitong si Vice-governor Daniel Fernando ng Bulacan.

Imagine, siya yata ang bagong darling of the press dahil naiintindihan niya ang sad plight ng mga entertainment press na dumarayo sa kanyang opisina sa Kapitolyo on a once a week basis.

With the hard times, flock galore talaga sa kanyang opisina ang mga reporters dahil alam nilang VG Daniel is the kind who understands their sad plight.

Kaya naman halos di pa man, marami na ang nagpi-predict ng landslide victory for this good-natured actor/politician who knows how to emphatize with the sad plight of most entertainment writers in the industry of late.

Honestly, bibihira naman talaga ang tulad ni Papa Daniel na may puso at nakaiintindi sa paghihirap ng iba.

Kaya every Tuesday, teeming with people from all walks of life ang kanyang opisina dahil sa abot ng kanyang makakaya ay tinutulungan talaga sila ni VG Daniel.

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9 Comments

  1. Nympha

    October 5, 2012 at 12:21 pm

    Thanks to Pete Ampoloquio for the write up on Kris and Aljur.. More power to you

  2. joey de castro

    October 5, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    ha ha kita na ninyo mga ka commentor,,,ha ha nagpahinga lang ng isang articles he he eto na,,umatake na naman ha ha,,ang isang Demonyo ay demonyo pa rin talaga,,,hindi na magbabago ang baklang kulangot na to,. ha ha…..kapalmuks pa to,,,,pag nasa presscom ng isang GMA7 soap,,,,panay ngiti at hi sa mga taga talent center,,,pero pag nabayaran na ng kanyang PR Jobs,,,,lalaitin na ang ilang tao dun,,,example ay si Bea at ang kanyang handler he he Doble-Kara talaga ang baklang Demonyong ito…ha ha..kaya tama lang ako na supalpalin ko rin ito sa net..kahit ano pang sabihin ng iba diyan,,he he

    • Darwin Medina

      October 5, 2012 at 2:42 pm

      DEMONYO AY DEMOM TALAGA TOTOO KA JOEY DAHIL IKAW ANG UGAT AT SANHI NG KADEMONYOHAN KANINO PA BA MAGMAMANA SI PETE A KUNDI SYO LAMANG..MAS MASAHOL K PA SUPOT NA BAKLANG AMOY IMBURNAL BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA….!

      • joey de castro

        October 6, 2012 at 11:44 am

        ha ha tingnan mong maige si Pete,,lalo na pag humahalakhak,,,para siyang kambing na Demonyo ha ha….correction lang si Pete, aral ng writer writeran sa Magazine dati ni Cristy Fermin..sa guidance ni cristy dun siya natutong magsulat he he,,kaya hayan,ganyan ang istilo niya,,,he he…dun din siya natuto ng mga kawalanghiyaan sa pagsusulat..bwa ha ha,,amo niya dati si Cristy,,,Darwinang Bakla,,ha ha

      • joey de castro

        October 6, 2012 at 11:47 am

        ha ha si cristy ang ugat, darwinang bakla,,,kaya lang mukhang nalampasan na yata ni Pete,,ang ka Demonyuhan ni Cristy,,ha ha…..

  3. prince pauper

    October 5, 2012 at 6:01 pm

    hindi naman ako masyadong nayanig sa mga sinulat niya. kahit paano ay nabawasan ang kabangisan ng lait niya. 70 % na lang ang lait niya. san bumaba pa ito hanggang umabot sa 0% ang lait power niya. ipagdasal nating lahat. hahaha

  4. karma

    October 6, 2012 at 2:12 am

    hahaha wala talagang kinakatakutan si pete sa batas na cybercrime law na pinirmahan ni panot mongoloid at baklitang PNOY..hahaha sa lahat ng mga reporters si pete ang pinakagwapo at pinakamaganda pinakamaputi pinakamalinis..kasi sobra xa manlait kaya siguro xa na ang pinagpala ng kagandahan galing sa diyos…hahahaha

    • Felix Santos

      October 7, 2012 at 5:50 pm

      hoy karma at least sin panot mongoloid at bakliang PNOY na sinasabi mo ay nakatira sa Malakanyang, e ikaw ano teh? hanggang internet cafe ka lang. Sigi uwi, at tapusin mo na yong trabaho mo, letse ka….

      • karma

        October 9, 2012 at 1:36 am

        @ felixa santos ako nakakatulong sa gobyerno thrue mga remittance ko eh ikaw at si panot anong nagagawa nyo dapat ang mga baklang kagaya mo patayin ng mabawasan ang likha ni satanas…hahaha

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