Bipolar raw, o! Palengkera’t walang breeding ‘kamo!

BIPOLAR raw si Cristine Reyes kaya parang praning na kung anu-anong kabalbalan ang pinagdadadakdak sa mga utol niya (from Ara Mina down to this brother of hers named Harvey).

Sa totoo lang, di bipolar ang tawag run kundi kapraningan at ilusyon at kawalan ng breeding. Ang tindi magsalita porke’t mapera na siya sa ngayon.

Pero nu’ng Patsy Cline pa ang kabalatan niya (this was before the gluta injection that she regularly avails of so as to be able to maintain the smooth and flawless consistency of her skin) di naman ganyan ang pag-uugali niya lalo na’t superstarlet ang category niya noon sa Kapuso network. Hahahaha!

Jesus H. Christ! palibhasa’y low IQ kaya di niya alam na everything in this world is fleeting and transitory.

Granting na may mga pagkukulang din sa kanya ang sister niyang si Ara Mina, di sapat na basis ‘yun para pagmumumurahin niya na para bang wala siyang utang na loob rito at di niya kadugo.
Over!

Bago siya mag-criticize sa mga pagkukulang ng ate niya, pakatitigan niya sa salamin ang kanyang sarili at baka magulat siya sa asal-demonyong makikita niya roon.

Ewan ba naman kasi kung bakit lumaking walang breeding at asal demondyo itong si Cristine gayung sa exclusive school for girls raw pinag-aral ni Ara?

If that is the case, how come she’s foul-mouthed and maleducated?

Umayos-ayos ka nga, ning, at baka tuluyan nang matigbak ang aandap-andap mo ng showbiz career.

Tigilan mo na rin ang kapapatapyas sa kailungan mo at baka matulad ka roon sa isang aging singer na halos wala ng ilong dahil sa sobrang nosejob. Hahahahahahaha!

But most importantly, learn how to act like a civilized individual and know the meaning of the word gratitude.

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Scan2go magsisimula sa ngayon Linggo sa GMA7

SIMULA ngayong Linggo (October 14), aarangkada na ang bagong animated series na papalit sa Bakugan Gundalian Invaders, ang Scan2Go sa GMA7.

Matutunghayan na ang adventures ng ating bida na si Kazuya sa kanyang pagsali sa mga car battles sa buong kalawakan kung saan bigating racing battle ang nagaganap sa bawat local. Ang bawat isa ay naghahangad na maging number one racer sa buong universe.

Si Kazuya ay may taglay na lakas ng isang agila at mahusay na lumalaban sa pamamagitan ng kanyang falconine beast spirit. Lumahok siya sa isang tournament, ang “Pro-Racer Exhibition Race,” kung saan napag-isip-isip niya na hindi ganoon kadali ang lahat. Naging mahigpit ang kanyang mga naging laban sa mga katunggaling nanalo sa Space Preliminaries.

Dahil sa hinaharap na mga pagsubok sa mundo ng racing, si Kazuya kasama ang kanyang mga kaibigan ay aalis sa maliit na Earth at hahangaring makasama sa universe-wide quest upang lalo pang gumaling.

Ready, Set, Go na sa Scan2Go simula ngayong Linggo (October 14), tuwing Sabado at Linggo, 8:30am s

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Maganda naman pero walang appeal sa mga lalake

AKALA ko nu’ng una ay virginal ang singer/actress na ‘to na sa tuwing makikita namin in person ay talaga namang napahahanga kami (ayan, Bubonika, salitang ugat ang inuulit, tonta! tonta raw talaga, o! Hahahahaha!) sa napakakinis na skin tone at virginal bearings.

Mabini rin siyang kumilos at parang di makabasag pinggan kung magsalita.

Kaya ganon na lang ang pagkagulat namin nang kumalat ang chikang nagpa-‘tonting’ (nagpatonting raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahaha!) raw ito sa isang gwaping at seksing young actor nang magkasama sila sa isang show sa States.

Mantakin n’yo ‘yun? Ni hindi sila intimate friends in the Philippines but she allowed herself to be ‘violated’ by this man on a foreign shore? Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Isa lang siguro ang ibig sabihin noon, she’s no longer a virgin that’s why giving in to a most intimate maneuvering was that easy.

No sweat, kumbaga. Hakhakhak!

Packaging lang pala ang pagiging mahigpit kuno ng kanyang madir. Behind her back ay nagpapachurva pala ang kanyang ‘mahinhing’ kunong anak. Hahahahahahahahaha!

How so very amusing!

No wonder, kay dali siyang pinagsawaan nu’ng rati niyang ka-on na bagets na aktor.

Kapag easy to get, easy to forget kasi.

‘Yun na! Hakhakhakhak!

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May breeding si La Aunor!

PINIPILIT pala ni John Rendez ang special friend niyang si Ms. Nora Aunor na um-attend sa album launch niya the other day sa Dulcinea resto along Tomas Morato but the actress good-naturedly begged off.

Hindi naman daw in-abandon ni Guy si John at nagpunta naman yata after the presscon proper para makipagchikahan sa mga kaibigan sa press na matiyagang naghintay sa kanya.

Well, at least Ate Guy is showing some positive signs of maturity this time.

Alam niyang kapag magpunta siya sa presscon ay maaagawan niya nang eksena si John at siya ang puputaktehin ng katanungan ng mga press.

Anyhow, the presscon went on smoothly and without any hitch at all.

John was able to answer the most intimate of questions na ibinato sa kanya, he even gave a sample of his rapping much to the delight of the press in attendance.

Medyo ilang nga lang ang ibang press dahil bonggacious ang thwang nito at American accent talaga ever. Hahaha!

Anyway, Metaldog, the album is now available nationwide under the Poly East label at There Can Only Be One ang carrier single.

Sa Star na Star radio show namin sa DWIZ (882 khz in your radio dial) nina Peter L at Papa Abs talu-talo, Ratt -9MM ang most requested kaya ito ang pini-play namin from Monday thru Friday, 2 to 3 pm.

GoodLUCK, John. Konting diet lang, my boy,  para nasa fighting form ka for your mall tours and mini-concerts.

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Bongga ang album launch

HIS name is not that familiar but his face I always get to see in some soap operas at the Kapamilya network.

Predominantly, my favorite soap Princess & I featuring the self-effacing Kathryn Bernardo and her good-looking leading men Enrique Gil and Daniel Padilla.

Kaya naman when I saw him coming in at the press launch of Young JV’s album that was held at the Buono Pizza resto that’s located strategically near 55 Events Place in Tomas Morato, it was only then that realization has dawned on me that he was the one I always get to see on national television in some Kapamilya soaps.

Focusing on the guy Young JV, I would say that he’s really gifted. A multi-faceted talent if I may say so.

A popular R&B singer, he brings in a new sound and a unique music styles in his debut album under Star Records fittingly titled Doin’ It Big.

“We worked on it for a year,” he asseverates in his highly educated tongue, “and we basically did a lot of styles of music that the youth and the young adults will surely appreciate – from Hip hop, R&B, acoustic, house and more.

“And through it,” he further intones,”I was able to show my different emotions.”

Produced by Star Records and Doin’ It Big Production, Doin’ It Big features 10 tracks including its carrier    single Your Name which he sang with Pinoy Big Brother Teen Edition 4 big winner Myrtle Sarrosa.

Yeng Constatino’s collaboration with Young JV Boy Meets Girl is also one of the album’s choice cuts, along with Karylle’s Hurts So Bad.

Young JV’s Doin’ It Big album is now available on record bars nationwide for only P250.

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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