Maganda pa rin at mahusay umarte pero hirap nang ibalik ang dating pangangatawan!

AGING is the worst enemy of an actress.

Kapag nagkakaedad na, bagama’t maganda ka pa rin, ang karaniwang nagiging problema ay ang paglobo ng pangangatawan at pagiging matronly in a way.

This sexy actress used to possess a whistle bait figure when she was younger and that paved the way for her being one of the country’s hottest enchantresses.

But because of her penchant for sweets and rich in calories foods, her figure has ballooned considerably and has become too fleshy for comfort and is now kind of matronly, the roles being offered to her now are mother roles with grown-up sons to boot.

Honestly, wala pa namang 40 ang edad ng ating bida pero dahil sa tabain nga siya dahil nahihilig lately sa pagbi-bake ng mga cakes and pastries na tunay namang fattening, nanay na siya sa bago niyang soap at wala naman siyang choice dahil ‘yun na lang ang offer sa kanya.

Kay bilis-bilis nga naman ng panahon. Ang mga leading-ladies of the 90s ay mother roles na ang ginagampanan sa ngayon.

Anyway, she’s not that liquid with her finances, the personality we’re talking about had no choice but to accept such a demeaning offer.

Kailangan niya na kasing magtrabahong talaga dahil the payables are accruing and she needs to have enough funds to be able to pay them.

Anyway, sa kanyang new soap, maganda at freshness pa rin naman ang kanyang itzu but there can be no denying that she’s not as young as she used to be.

Payat sana ang kanyang mukha at may ganda pa ring di matatawaran pero ang hugis ng kanyang katawan ay di na talaga leading-lady material kaya dapat na niyang tanggapin ang katotohanang time has already passed her ignominiously by and she needs to accept the tragic truth that she’s now suited or primed for mother roles.

How so very pathetic!

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Living alone & using work as therapy to ward off sadness

UMALIS na pala si Lovi Poe sa rati niyang condong tinitirhan and is now in the process of refurbishing her newly acquired residence (not a condo anymore, mind you!) somewhere in Taguig city.

Asked how it looks, she says it’s not in the least bit flamboyant. “Very simple lang naman,” she coos when interviewed at the presscon of her new afternoon soap at GMA, Yesterday’s Bride. A reunion actually with her mentor Gil Tejada, Jr. “Nasa process pa ng renovation ang loob and my mom is always there to help me out.

“Duplex siya. Like I said, simple lang but it’s something I can really call my own.

“‘Yun bang kahit pagod ka, masaya pa rin at the end of the day.”

Lately, nagkasama sila ng superstar na si Nora Aunor sa Venice in connection with a film festival that both of them attended with Director Brillante Mendoza.

“Short lang naman ang character ko roon,” she avers. “pero merong ‘something’.

“Ako ang aagaw sa asawa ni Ate Guy in the movie,” she adds as an after thought.

How’s Nora as an actress, is she really that good?

“Siya ‘yung tipong without saying anything, the eyes speak it all.

“Kakaiba ang disiplina niya,” she further enthuses. “Imagine, she stayed in a place na parang ano, malungkot at walang masyadong tao.

“You need to love your craft to be able to do that.”

Shifting the subject sa latest project niya sa GMA, she admits na hindi pa raw nagsi-sink in sa kanya ang essence ng kanyang character. “Di ko pa siya napi-feel talaga,” she candidly admits. “But it’s about team work.

“Lahat kami involved sa project,” she asseverates. “Si Roco (Nacino), ever since naman, may magandang pinagsamahan na kami before.”

Sa mga scenes nilang medyo intimate, di na raw sila naiilang to the point na kahit wala sa script, nagki-kiss sila dahil napi-feel nilang it’s needed to make the scene more intimate and believable.

Anyway, bongga ang aktor na ka-love triangle nila ni Roco rito, si Luis Allandy.

Kitang-kita sa trailer na meron talaga silang chemistry.

Yesterday’s Bride is slated to detonate on your teevee sets on October 29 right after Eat Bulaga on GMA Afternoon prime.

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Nagiging vaklung kapag nagtatagal na!

HOW uproariously funny naman ang episode ng isang closet queen na not-so-young actor.

Kapag nagtatagal na pala, ang mga ombreng papa niya ang siyang nahihilig na sumupsop sa kanyang eskalerang tarugs and not the other way around anymore. Hahahahahahaha!

Pa’no naman, iba ang arrive ng tarugs ni kuya kaya ang ending, natuto na ring makipag-mutual sa kanya ang kanyang mga nagiging boyfriend to the point na nagiging male counterpart na rin sila ni Linda Lovelace. Hahahaha!

Pa’no naman, eskalerang tunay ang equipment ng aktor to the point na in the end, his paramours tend to become cetified kuflangeros. Hahahaha!

Impressive kasi both in length and circumference ang kanyang nota kaya the one being pursued has ended up as the cheap pursuers. Hahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na nga lang magaling kumantang tisoy aktor na nakarelasyon rin niya many years ago ay hindi pa rin makalimutan ang kanilang intimacy, he’d look at him with pent-up longings in the few times that they were together. Hahahaha. Kahit nga ‘yung brown-skinned singer/actor  ay haling na haling rin sa kanyang beguiling machismo, di pa rin ito maka-move on. Hahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

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Walang makatalbog sa credibility!

MARAMI nang nag-attempt pero wala talagang makagiba sa paghahari ng The Buzz sa slot nito tuwing Linggo from 4 to 6:30 pm.

Parang kinasanayan na ng publikong tutukan ang mga maiinit na isyu at balitang tinatalakay nina Kuya Boy Abunda, Ms. Charlene Gonzales at Toni Gonzaga sa umaaribang The Buzz ng ABS CBN.

Pano naman kasi, napaka-fair nilang magbigay ng judgment at opinyon sa mga scalding issues ngayon sa show business kaya hindi nakaiiritang panoorin.

Lagi na’y binibigyan nila ng benefit of the doubt ang mga personalidad na kanilang tinatalakay at never silang naging out and out judgmental.

Kung ano si kuya Boy off-cam, (a man of compassion and good heart), ganon rin siya sa The Buzz kaya lost nila ang mga programang kanilang nakasasabay on a Sunday afternoon.

No wonder, kapag may mga isyung gustong i-clear ang mga artista, The Buzz kaagad ang kanilang naiisip dahil napaka-fair ng treatment rito sa mga artista.

Di ba naman tsakang Ferminata? Hahahahahahahahaha!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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