Matinee idol of the 80s, tagung-tagong bading?

SHOCKING asia naman ang piece of jolting gossip na nakarating sa amin.

Mantakin mong pati papang-papa ang arrive na super hunk young actor nung mid-80s na naging publicist pa mandin kami ay may bahid rin daw pala? Que horror! Hahahaha!

Daks pa naman at super flawless (satiny is the word..Hakhakhak!) ang bagets na ‘to na forgets na ngayon, Hahahahaha!

Bigla tuloy nag-flashback sa amin ang naging eksena ng isang bading na entertainment writer during that time na dahil sobrang na-el sa bulging crotch ng aming protege (who was very young then and oozing with succulence and bulk) na super ikli perpetually ang shorts at kita talaga ang kuyukot, pati na ang menudensya, (Hahahaha!) bigla tuloy nag-masturbate ang bading sa CR. Hahahaha! But that was a thing of the past.

He’s into a different world now and is seemingly at peace with the world, albeit not as good-looking as before when he was still one of the hottest young actors of filmlandia.

Come to think of it, kaya pala tipong one way traffic lang ang naging relasyon nila ng isang mala-Brooke Shields ang dating na teenage actress that time. Hahahahahahahahaha!


Ang mga bakla talaga. Di naman nanganganak pero patuloy ang pagdami. Hahahahahaha!

Ang nakatatawa, action star pa mandin at ang galing humawak ng mga arnis na ‘yan at iba pang martial arts mate rial, ‘yun pala’y magaling ring humawak ng…hold your dick, este, breath pala —- nota! Hakhakhak!

Kaaning! Hahahaha!


Suddenly It’s Magic maraming pakikiligin

HANDANG-handa nang magpakilig ng Pinoy moviegoers ang kauna-unahang Filipino-Thai film na handog ng Star Cine ma, ang Suddenly It’s Magic na pinagbibidahan ng Thai superstar na si Mario Maurer at ng Pinay primetime prin- cess na si Erich Gonzales. Mapanonood na ang Suddenly It’s Magic sa mga sinehan nationwide starting October 31 (Wednesday).

With the multi-awarded movie and TV director Rory B. Quintos at the helm, Suddenly It’s Magic is a modern-day fairytale about a famous Thai actor Marcus (Mario) and a simple Pinay baker named Joey (Erich) who are both in search of real happiness, along with the real meaning of love.

According to Direk Rory, Suddenly It’s Magic is about true love. “The movie is really about unconditional love,” she avers. “It’s about learning how to let go and set free of the person you love so that he or she
could fulfill his or her greatest potential. So when he or she comes back to you, you will really be loved.”

The lovely and talented director has divulged that after script approval, it was Mario himself who chose his would be leading-lady. “They had sent pictures of several Filipino actresses of his generation and Mario was given the free hand to choose,” she adds in earnest. “And when I found out that it was Erich, I was really happy because I know how good an actress she is.”

Mario chose Erich primarily because of her appealing simplicity (very Filipina-looking), along with her rive-
ting talent as an actress.

Their instant chemistry was noticed by the talented director right on their firt day of shooting. “On the first day of shooting, first sequence, first shot, right away kitang-kita ‘yung chemistry,” asseverates Direk Rory who is a real looker pala in person. “Actually, when I had a story conference for both of them, I already saw that there was good chemistry. Bagay na bagay sila! They looked so good together.”

When asked about Mario’s acting capabilities, Direk Rory is simply overflowing with compliments. “What struck me the most was he seemed to be such a nice boy and he is really cute,” she says visibly impressed. “I think women of all generations would appreciate how cute he is and you’ll actually see in his eyes that he is a good person.”

Saludo rin ang award-winning director sa kanilang bidang aktres. “I’ve worked with her for almost a year in the TV series ‘Maria la del Barrio’ and we got along very well,” explains Direk Rory. “Erich is very young and a very good actress. Marami pa siyang magagawa in the future, I have no doubt that in the future she will bring awards at ang layu-layo pa ng mararating niya sa buhay.”

Shot in two major locations–Ilocos in the Philippines and Bangkok in Thailand, Suddenly It’s Magic is slated to detonate in cinemas nationwide on October 31, 2012.


Klosetang TV personality, supsuperang numero uno!

HOW amusing naman ang drama ng pa-mhin kunong radio and teevee personality na ‘to na ang fave pastime ay um-um-in ang mga bagets na ka-join sa kanilang weekly TV program.

Kahit na wala talagang fixed salary at paabot-abot lang diumano ang talent fee niya courtesy of his ‘Tita’, enjoy na enjoy pa rin ang vaklung dahil freshness nga naman ang kanyang nahahada most of the time. Hahahaha!

Pero sa dinami-rami ng kanyang na-churva, unforgettable kuno para sa pa-mhin na vaklushi ang naging episode niya way back during the mid 90s sa dalawang male starlets na kahit napudpod na ang de ochong tarugs (de ochong tarugs raw, o! Hahahahahahahaha! ka-amuse!), wala ring kinapuntahan. Hahahaha!

Mapagbigay lang kasi at pa-um-um nang pa-um-um sa mga vaklung pero kulang naman sa talent kaya napagod na lang sila sa kapapa-hads sa mga hangap sa tarugs na vaklung, wala ring nangyari. Hahaha!

For in this business, you need to have talent for you to succeed.

Kung tarugs mo lang ang puhunan mo at super bulol ka kung mag-dialog, to no avail. You’re not going anywhere.

Anyway, kahit na nagbabu na sa show business ang dakung mag-utol, naririyan pa rin ang baracuda sa kuflangang radio and TV host. Hakhakhak!

Para siyang nagsi-shopping araw-araw ng mga freshness na tarugs dahil may show sila ng kanyang tita na venue ng mga kabataang hindi gaanong nabibigyan ng tsansang umeksena sa mga prime time shows. Hahahahaha!

Ang hindi makahula, igi-guest ni Bubonika sa kanilang rating-less na showbiz oriented program. Hahaha!

‘Yun na!


GMA Network goes full blast in the 2012 Buglasan & Masskara Festivals

A STAR-studded weekend is in store for the Visayas Region this weekend as GMA Network brings a number of its most sought-after stars to the cities of Dumaguete and Bacolod for the Kapuso Buglasan and Masskara Festivals plus the I-Witness Docufest Regional Tour.

Last October 12, GMA7’s well-loved family sitcom Pepito Manaloto which stars Manilyn Reynes, Mosang, John Feir, Angel Satsumi, and Arthur Solinap graced Dumaguete City ’s Buglasan Festival.

Early in the afternoon, the cast boarded the Kapuso float for the Buglasan Parade that toured along the main streets of Dumaguete, also known as the City of Gentle People .

Jolting up the festivity further is the Kapuso Night held at Quezon Park featuring the Pepito Manaloto family, this time with the participation of Party Pilipinas’ Mark Bautista and Geoff Eigenmann, Sports Pilipinas’ and Day-Off’s Isabel Oli, Luna Blanca’s Chynna Ortaleza, and Protégé contenders Zandra Summer of Cebu, Thea Tolentino of Laguna, and Elle Ramirez of Mega Manila, leaving the crowd mesmerized.

Today, October 13, the Kapuso excitement extends all the way to the beautiful City of Smiles as child wonder Jillian Ward and Protégé Season 1’s Nomer Limatog from Cebu amuse audiences in the Little Miss Masskara Pageant Night – a kick-off event to the city’s week-long celebration of the Masskara Festival.

A series of exciting events and activities for the Masskara Festival are being mounted by the Network including Kapuso Mall Shows in Robinson’s Place and SM City Bacolod plus a revelry by Party Pilipinas which will go live on October 21.

Meanwhile, distinguished producer of remarkable documentaries I-Witness advanced to Bacolod for its I-Witness Docufest Regional Promo Tour last Sunday, October 14. Representing the program is one of its multi-awarded hosts, Jay Taruc.

In the tradition of Serbisyong Totoo, Taruc visited 888 Chinatown Event Center at Brgy. IX for a Kapuso Bara- ngayan from 8am to 11am. A screening of the high-caliber Best of and Award-Winning Blocks by Taruc (Lapnos and Batang Kalabaw), Howie Severino (Saplot and Huling Hala Bira), Kara David (Gintong Putik and Ambulansyang de Paa), and Sandra Aguinaldo (Batch 2012 and Iskul Ko No. 1) took place at SM Bacolod Cinema 3 from 12 noon to 4:30pm free for everyone.

An open forum and DVD signing with Taruc followed the documentary-screening from 5pm until 6pm.

Coming from four successful promo tours in Cebu, Iloilo, Davao, and most recently in Baguio , the I-Witness team looks forward to an equally productive fifth leg in Bacolod .


Showbiz Inside Report, di na kayang talbugan!

SAY mo? Unkabogable na talaga ang showbiz-oriented program ng Dos every Saturday na Showbiz Inside Report (SIR) that’s being anchored by Tsong Joey Marquez, Ms. Janice de Belen (na talk of the town ang mga eksena with brother-in-law Ariel Rivera at the prime-time soap Ina Kapatid Anak), Ms. Carmina Villaroel and the very amusing Ogie Diaz.

For how could you compete with genuine talents who are doing their jobs with conviction?

Kumbaga, hindi half-baked ang effort na binibigay nila at all-out talaga pero you could sense naman na they know what they’re doing at hindi ba suntok sa buwan ang mga eksena.

Another factor is the fact that they are not out to give the televiewers cheap intrigues but sensible issues that are being discussed and dissected with utmost care and objectivity.

Hindi ba tulad nang iba riyan na ngawngawan lang nang ngawngawan, wala namang ka-sense-sense. Hahahahahaha!

Kaya tutok na every Saturday afternoon right after It’s Showtime sa quartet nina Tsong Joey, Janice, Carmina at Pareng Ogie.

Nakasisiguro kaming solved na solved ang inyong hapon with them around.


Prinsipe ng blind items dahil sa kaelyahan!

FOR wanting of better things to do, this once promising young actor is now focused on his kaelyahan episodes with different young women at the net.

Instead na makipag-eyebol, iniraraos na lang niya ang kanyang libido by way of having some intimate sexual conversations with different young women and bisexuals who are inordinately intrigued with his appealing bul- ge and machismo. Hahahahahaha!

Disillusioned kasi siya sa kinapuntahan ng kanyang career right after he had the gall and the temerity to dis-own his daughter with this young actress who’s now into the bold route for survival purposes.

Pa’no naman kasi, kunsintidora ang madir kaya lumaking baliko ang takbo ng utak ng kanyang anak.

Hayan kasi at maganda na ang takbo ng movie career, binaboy-baboy ang martir niyang dyowa kaya ang ending, frozen delight siya sa network na balak pa namang build-up-in siya bilang bagong matinee idol na carry na magpasexy on the side.

Sayang na machismo at sex appeal. Mga pokpokita na lang at uhaw na vaklung ang nanginginabang. Hahahahaha!

And for us, that’s a real tragedy!

Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.coam

and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.
And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!


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