Mhin na mhin ang dating pero ratbulites rin ang hanap!

SHOCKING asia naman ang supposedly ay totoong pagkatao nitong pop rock artist /actor na ‘to na electrifying talaga ang machismo. Hahahaha!

Kung makaporma kasi siya, para bang carry niyang ipaghampasan ka sa apat na sulok ng kama at churvahin until you’re gasping for breath due to intense delight and immense happiness. Due to intense delight and immense happiness raw, o! Hahahahahahaha!

Sa totoo, sandamakmak ang mga beking nagpapantasya sa ombre na ‘to na di naman kagwapuhan at katangkaran but he walks with an appealing swagger ala-Robin Padilla. Hahahahahahaha!

Kaya naman speechless talaga kami nang may magsabi sa aming kachurvahan raw niya o sexmate (sexmate raw talaga, o! Hakhakhak!) ang isang not-so-young but equipped also with smoldering machismong aktor na kasama na rin niya ngayon sa network na kanyang pinagtatrabahuhan.

What’s funny is the fact that they look almost alike (brown-skinned, hairy and bemustached and reeking with machismo) no one would dare have the inkling that they are Papa Ab’s katropa. Hahahahahahahaha!

How funny that men nowadays are finding solace in the company of other men also. Hahahahahaha!
Gone are the days indeed when men were mostly heterosexual and would very much prefer women as sexmates (as sexmates raw, o! Hakhakhak!).

Well, times have indeed altered and women nowadays have to accept the fact that the bisexual men are here to stay. Hahahahahahahaha!

Ka-amuse naman.

Ang tanong, sino ba ang mas daks o better endowed sa kanilang dalawa?

Say ni Noel Asinas, the high priestess of the bisexual crowd, (high priestess raw talaga, o!) almost equal footing raw pero mas may edge naman ‘yung totoong papa na mapagbigay lang sa mga vaklung of all stripes. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Really? How nice naman. How nice naman raw, o! Hahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

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Breathtaking ang Tiktik:  The Aswang Chronicles!

ILANG beses pinakita ang trailer ng Tiktik: The Aswang Chronicles sa presscon nito sa isang five-star hotel sa Timog last night but it never failed to elicit the same kind of shrieking response from the working press.

Glued talaga sa big screen ang mga reporters habang pinakikita ang original footage ng pelikula sa bandang kaliwa ng screen at ‘yung edited version with matching special effects sa bandang kanan.

Totoo ka! Ang laki na talaga nang pinagbago ng technology natin lalo na’t big budgeted ang isang pelikula.

Sang-ayon sa anak ni Mother Lily Monteverde na si Mr. Dondon Monteverde, almost 80 million raw ang nagastos sa movie na ‘to nina Dingdong Dantes at Lovi Poe kung saan may special role ang Showbiz Inside
Report hosts na sina Janice de Belen at Joey ‘Tsong’ Marquez, and with the special appearance of Paulo Avelino’s common law wife na si LJ Reyes.

Big comeback vehicle rin ito ni Direk Erik Matti na muling ipinakita ang naiibang touch niya as a director na aral sa master of horror movie and fantasy flicks na si Peque Gallaga.

Sa totoo lang, breathtaking talaga ang mga routines at fight scenes ni Papa Dingdong rito at mapanganganga ka sa galing na ipinakita niya rito.

Wah siya care kung di siya appealing to look at and not properly groomed like in most of his movies.

The actor in him has resurfaced and we are happy that he’s done a movie such as this that tends to highlight the actor in him and not the star.

October 17 na nga pala ang showing nito sa cinemas nationwide kaya abangan!

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Ang dating DOM killer ay sugar mommy na ngayon!

WHAT goes around, comes around!

Perfect example itong aging bombshell na ‘to na more than ten years ago ay sensation talaga among the sex-oriented DOMs.

From her obscure beginning, she’s been able to amass considerable wealth and, by and large, has become one of the most liquid sexy actresses this side of Hollywood. Laban ka? Hahahahahahahaha!

Hindi pa man nauuso ang addiction sa mga signature bags na ‘yan ay sandamakmak na ang signature bags na kanyang nahihipat mula sa kanyang mga papas na sobrang addicted sa kanyang pekeng kagandahan. Pekeng kagandahan raw, o! Hakhakhak!

For one, her boobs are silicone enhanced, along with her butt that used to be flat and not appetizing to look at. Hahahahahahaha!

Even her glorious peaches and cream skin tone happens to be the product of today’s skin care clinics and skin care experts.

Kung dati’y nagpapa-churva siya (yes, carry niya ‘yun! Hahahahahahaha!) para sa kanyang enhancements, this time can afford na siyang mag-pay bagama’t libre pa rin ito dahil sa rami ng kanyang endorsements. Hahahahahahahaha!

Bur what palpably hurts is the fact that men, (well-endowed young men in particular…Hahahahahaha!) are not after her beauty anymore but her fabulous money in the bank. Hahahahahahaha!

At her age, (she must be in her mid or late 30s by now) no one seems to be that interested anymore to be her papa and would just want to take advantge of her finances and generosity.

Que pobrecita! Huhuhuhuhu!

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Negosyo ang priority ni Ms. Claire

SHE’S being written about in a most intriguing light but Ms. Claire dela Fuente seems to be taking everything in stride.

“Wala naman akong dapat ipaliwanag, darling, because the truth is known practically by everybody,” she says in earnest. “I’d rather not comment on it anymore and would very much prefer to just keep mum about it.”

Oo nga naman.

Less talk, less mistakes! Hahahahahahahaha!

“Exactly!” she agrees wholeheartedly. “I have nothing to explain because the more I talk about it, the more na lumalabas na I’m guilty which, in a way, is the farthest from the truth!”

Shifting to other topics, she’s purportedly happy that her talents’ career are very much on the upswing.

Bela Padilla is doing the afternoon soap Magdalena at GMA, while Sam Pinto is doing pretty well with her Bubble Gang stint wherein she delineates the, by now, very popular character Neneng B.

“‘Yung iba kung mga talents are equally doing well at hininhintay lang siguro ang tamang timing para marelease ang mga pelikulang kanilang nagawa.” she asseverates.

Precisely!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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