Indie movies ginagawang front ng mga bakla para makapang-exploit ng mga ombre!

GRABE manan ang ginagawa ng mga baklang indie produ kunu-kuno sa mga lalakeng kinukuha nila sa mga baboy nilang mga pelikula.

Imagine, may isang indie actor raw na nag-backout lately sa paggawa ng isang indie movie for the simple reason that the faggot who’s fronting as the producer would want to do a most obnoxious scene infront of the camera with the young indie actor.

Dahil sa tindi ng libido ng walang urbanidad na bakla (kung umangal ka, ikaw na ‘yun at wala nang iba pa! ang bababoy n’yo kasi kaya I won’t be in the least bit surprised if you’d end being mangled or massacred by the young men that you would hideously exploit in your cheap indie movies) nag-back-out na lang daw sa nasabing project ang que miserableng young actor.

Yuck!yuckk!yuck! Yosi-kadiri! Kasukaaaaaah!

Imagine, galit na galit raw ang baklang indie produ na ‘to dahil gusto nitong i-blowjob, ignominiously, right infront of the camera ang isang showbiz wannabe.

It’s not that the young indie actor finds the act repulsive. Okay naman raw siya sa ganong set-up but it should be done at least in private and without any cameras being used to record the lascivious sex act for posterity.

Nakaririmarim na nga naman kung from erection to ejaculation ay gustong makunan ng supsuperang baklang indie produ kuno. Yuck!yuck!yuck!

Anyway, dahil sa kinulang raw sa pondo ang hipatera ng ratbulites na bakla, hina-harrass raw nito ang isa pang indie producer na nagoyo nilang mag-invest sa kanilang cheap porno project.

Kabaliw-baliw, di ba naman?

Nangungutang na nga, tinatakot pa ‘yung inuutangan. Tama ba naman ‘yun?

I think it’s more than about time that some people should inject a modicum of sense and decency into the befud -dled minds of these dick-fellating gays who are so obsessed in sucking huge dicks of showbiz wannabes.

Okay naman sana ‘yan basta’t walang pilitan at babuyan.

There are things that should be done in utmost secrecy, some libidinous gays should know that.

Cheap! Yuck!yuck!yuck!

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Solenn Heussaff’s time to shine!

HATAW sa rami ng endorsements ngayon si Solenn Heussaff.

Halos minu-minuto, pinalalabas talaga ang kanyang mga TVCs kaya kilalang-kilala siya ng mga bagets na ombres na nati-turn-on sa kanyang extremely telegenic appeal. Hahahahahahaha!

Ang pagiging in demand siguro at visibility on national television ang dahilan kung bakit siya ang kinuha ng APT Entertainment bilang love interest ni Jose Manalo para sa kanilang wacky comedy movie na D Kilabots Pogi Brothers..Weh!? na soon to get shown na on November 28.

One thing admirable about Solenn is the fact that she’s got no qualms in doing a movie with anyone.

Never siyang namili ng leading man dahil napaka-professional ng kanyang outlook sa buhay.
Kaya rito sa D’ Kilabots Pogi Brothers, wala siyang keber kung lovescene ang kukunan sa pagitan nila ni Jose.

Work is work and that’s what makes her tick. Sosyal, di ba naman? Hahahahahaha!

Anyway, nakatatawa ang mga eksenang habol siya nang habol kay Jose. Hahahahahahaha!

Ma-imagine n’yong ang isang maganda at sosyal na babaeng tulad niya ay patay na patay sa syokot raw sa mga chicks na si Jose M? Hahahahahahaha!

If only for their wacky scenes together, this movie’s indeed worth watching for.

So, kita-kits tayo on November 28 in cinemas near you friends. Tiyak na bubusugin na naman tayo ng mga kwelang eksena nina Jose at Wally Bayola, with matching Paolo Ballesteros on the side and Pokwang and Ms. Gina Pareno, too!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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