Marianita matitigbak na!

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POOR Marianita. Kinigera kasi sa burukang si Lolita Batiera kaya hayan, tigbakers na ang career. Hahahahahahaha!

Akala naman kasi ay makatutulong (Hayan Bubonika, salitang ugat ang inuulit, tonta! Tonta raw, o! Hahahaha!) sa kanya ang lomodic na teevee personality kaya listen-to-death siya sa mga cheap at one-sided advise nito ever! Hahahaha!

O, ano? May nagawa ba ang cheap at mukhang andalung manager-manager-an mo? Hakhakhak!
Your soap is fast going down the drain and it’s only a matter of time before it would have a one-digit rating. Hakhakhakhakhak!

Mahilig kasi kayong making sa inggiterang matandang ‘yan gayung wala naman siyang dapat ikainggit sa amin dahil nakopo naman niya karamihan ng anda sa show business at barya-barya lang ang napupunta sa amin, hinaharangan pa! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Barubal, di ba naman?

Bubonikang-Bubonika ang drama, ang harangerang lolang tsaka kaya perennially ay dinadapurak ng bad karma. Hahahahahahahaha!

How gross!

Yuck!yuck!yuck!

Anyhow, 12.7% na lang as of presstime ang rating ng soap nitong inaamag na sa kawalan ng kwenta.
Syolbog na syolbog ng Magdalena ni Bela Padilla na hataw talaga sa rami ng ad placements sa afternoon slot ng GMA.

He who laughs last, laughs the loudest.

And we are doing it now on behalf of Bela who’s been able to prove to all and sundry her promise as an actress, along with her wide fan following.

Comeuppance ito on Marianingning’s part after the diabolical things that she did to Bela more than a year ago.

Sa true, may deep-seated trauma up to now ang kiniserang alaga ni Ms. Claire dela Fuente sa mga kahayupang ginawa sa kanya ni Marianita while they were taping some episodes in Subic.

Talagang walang patumanggang pagyurak sa pagkatao ng batang aktres ang ginawa ng ego-tripper na gurang na aktres-aktresan during that time.

Ma-imagine mong ikulong ka sa CR ng babaeng feeling reyna at pinagsalitaan nang kung anu-anong nakaririndi’t karima-rimarim, di ka kaya magkaka-phobia?

Tawagin ba namang panget raw si Bela at superstarlet habang an inch away from her face ang nanlilisik na mga mata ng halimawic na si Marianingning? Hahahahahahahaha!

Well, obvious na insecure ang lakinera ang butas ng ilong na dementia-afflicted ham actress samantalang siya itong tanders na at diet to death kaya halos anorexic na ever? Hakhakhakhakhak!

Osla ka na, ning? Maggantsilyo ka na lang dahil darating ang oras na wala ka ng makukuhang leading man dahil pabata na nang pabata ang mga promising leading men sa Kapuso network. Hahahahahahaha! Yuck!yuck!yuck!

Honestly, tapos na ang pagre-reyna mo sa network na ‘yan dahil there’s a new batch of female actresses who are fast getting the attention of the Pinoy televiewers. Hakhakhak!

Ang bad karma…bow! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

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Celebrity bluff, tunay na nakaaaliw!

MUCH-awaited ang soon to detonate game show sa GMA network nina Ms. Eugene Domingo at ang wacky tandem nina Jose Manalo at Wally Bayola entitled Celebrity Bluff.

According to Ms. Eugene, “Masaya nang laruin, masarap pang panoorin. Kaya naman hindi dapat palampasin ang bawat episode na ihahain namin.”
Say! Laban ka?

Anyway, sa presscon ng nasabing game show with a difference, naaliw kami sa outfit ni Ms. Eugene na talaga namang agaw-eksena dahil sa taas ng takong niyang pang-super model talaga. Hahahahahahaha!

Predictably so, hagalpakan ang working press sa funny antics ng wacky tandem nina Jose at Wally na tipong nabibigyan ng break lately ng Siyete.

Anyway, three contestants will try to outsmart each other by answering questions and performing challenges until they get to reach the jackpot round where the winning contestant could have the opportunity of taking home big amount of cash and other exciting prizes.
Laban ka?

Kaya from now on, weekends will never be the same as Celebrity bluffs premiers starting November 17 after 24 Oras Weekend on GMA.

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Sosyal ang tipar ni Atty. Ferdinand Topacio

SOSYAL at well-attended ang birthday party ni Atty. Ferdienand Topacio na ginanap sa Barcelona Metrowalk in Ortigas. Imagine, almost twelve midnight na nang makarating kami roon nina Papa Abs talu-talo at best friend Peter L pero marami pa ring nakikisaya sa bubbly celebrant.

Most of the remaining guests were business associates and out of showbiz friends.

One thing we’ve noticed were the sumptuous food that were being served.

Iba talaga ang arrive ng Barcelona bar and restaurant ni Atty. Topacio dahil hindi pangkaraniwan ang mga pagkaing isini-serve.

I love them really and I was able to devour more than the usual amount of food that I would normally eat. Hahahahahahahaha!

Individual kasi ang servings ng food (unique, huh? Hahahahahaha!) and you’re free to order anything that you get to fancy.

Well, one thing good with Atty. Topacio is the fact that he’s really chummy and intimate with his guests.

Imagine, celebrity lawyer siya but he doesn’t act like one.

Napakasimple niyang tao and one thing I get to like about him is the fact that he has a good sense of humor.

Napakadaling patawanin ni Atty. at napaka-sweet at napakabait na tao.

Happy birthday once again, Atty. I just hope that everything’s fine with you and the people that you love.

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Hahahahahahahahaha!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!
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