Marianita, tapos na ang career dahil sa demonic na pag-uugali

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SA tinagal-tagal ng pagtatrabaho namin bilang isang entertainment columnist sa movie industry, ngayon lang kami nakakita ng isang artistang asal-demonyong talaga.

Maganda nga sana itong si Marianita na ang mali lang ay may kalakihan ang mga butas ng ilongski (Harharhar!),  pero naging abominable monster siya overnight dahil sa konting success na dumating sa kanya dahil sa Thalia de Marimar series na kanyang ginampanan.

Considering that she was already ignominiously made to essay mother roles when her series from Tape office had ended, Marianingning should be melting with gratitude since her career has been given a new leash by way of these Thalia series.

On cam kasi ay di makabaling pinggan ang projection ng halimawic off-cam na aktres-aktresan kaya na-denggoy niya ang mga manonood na kiyemeng ganon rin siya sa personal.

Any comment Bela Padilla? Hahahaha!

Anyway, her star has started to grow dim when Bela P had the bravura to open up to the movie press about the shabby treatment that the insecure gurang had given her while they were taping some scenes for the soap being starred in by the cavalier ham actress.

Cavalier ham actress raw, o! Hakhakhakhakhak!

How rude can you get! Boba naman, di ba Sam Pinto? Hahahaha!

Idiota kasi kaya afraid makaeksena ang mga sosyalerang tulad nina Bela at Sam. Period. Ayoko ng syongaaaaaah! Hahahaha!

Classic ng kababuyan para sa amin ang ego-tripping na ginawa ng halimaw na gurang na ‘to kay Bela nu’ng time na ‘yun na ikina-traumang talaga ng bata (take note of the adjective being used, Gurangga, bata! B-A-T-A! Bata! Hahahaha!).

But Bela’s vindicated.

Kung papanong sumadsad sa ratings ang soap ni Marianing (that’s repeatedly being clobbered up at the ratings by Bea Alonzo and John Lloyd Cruz’s soap at ABS CBN), siya namang paghataw ng Magdalena ni Bela na flawless na -mang tunay at walang mga ipinapahid na lotion at tini-take na glutha chuvanes para maging flawless at clear ang skin tone. Hahahaha!

Ang gurang ay gurang ay gurang, di ba naman, Lolita Buruka, na hangap sa anda? Hahahaha! Harangan mo man kami, the hell I care, gurang.

Tingnan natin kung hanggang saan ang kademonyahan mo na namana ni Marianita. Hahahaha! Cheap!

How untakably gross! Harharhar!

Magpaka-plastic ka mang hangap sa andang gurang ka, your cheap antics are way beyond me.

Ikalat mo man sa mga alipores mong sini-share-ran mo ng nakukulimbat mong anda (yuck!yuck!yuck!) ang mga paninira sa amin dahil ang tindi ng insecurity mo gayung umaapaw na sa anda ang bank book mo, keber!

Bawasan mo nga pala ang food-tripping episodes mo dahil delikado ka sa hypertension chuvanes (Hahahahaha!) lalo na’t lapadera ka nang tunay. Hakhakhakhak!

Anyway, going back to Marianing, aminin na niyang dumating na ang katigbakan ng kanyang career. Umeksena man si Lolita Buruka, to no avail.

Wala na siyang magagawa para isalba sa tuluyang paglatigokski ang aandap-andap ng showbiz career ni Marianingning. Hahahaha!

On the other hand, Dingdong Dantes will remain to be the sentimental fave of most women and educated gays, but Marianing is going to be a goner sooner than most people think she would.

Period. Walang comma!

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Mas na-focus kay LT at mukhang nakalimutan na si Max Collins!

POOR Max Collins. She delineates Dingdong Dantes’ love interest at the soap Pahiram Ng Sandali that’s being megged by our fave director Maryo J. delos Reyes but the slant of the promo has been focused on Ms. Korna Tolentino.

In a way, understandable naman since Ms. LT happens to be the bigger star and this is her comeback vehicle af-
ter a year stint at the Kapatid network.

But I just wish Ms. Collins would be given some much-needed exposures too since it’s her most challenging role to date and she’s being handled by a most competent director to boot.

Dapat siguro, Max should put her best foot forward since she’s acting opposite the finest actors in movielan-
dia these days.

Mukhang promising naman ang batang ito and with Direk Maryo J giving her the push, I have this gut feeling that she’ll be able to more than deliver.

November 26 na nga pala ang premier episode ng Pahiram Ng Sandali on GMA Telebabad. It will replace Coffee Prince.

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Shakira! Nagpa-home service meresing may chicks na la-live-in!

ANG bisexual (or is he a closet queen already? Hahahahahaha!) ay vaklung na rin siguro. Hahahaha!

Imagine, ang brown-skinned sexy actor na ‘to (who’s presently shacking up with a beautiful TV personality) ay di talaga nakatiis na di magpa-home service dahil kating-kati nang humawak ng maragul na nota. Hahahahaha!

Mereseng may ka-live-in siya na any time ay maaaring umuwi from her tapings, walang keber at pakialam ang brown-skinned sexy actor na ‘to na tumawag sa isang massage clinic par magpa home service.

Tall as he veritably is, na-amuse raw ang masseur dahil di pala masyadong well endowed ang papa (or mama? Hahahahaha!) natin.

Pero in fairness, the guy is purportedly terrific in bed. Tumirik raw talaga ang mga mata ng masseur dahil sa galing mag-blowjob ng morenong sexy actor. Hahahahaha!

Ang nakatatawa, blind item to-the-max ang mama niya tungkol sa mga maricona sa show business, not knowing that her live-in boyfriend happens to be one of them. Hahahahaha!

Ka-amuse ever! Hahahaha!

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