Mas okay ang arrive bilang ombre: Dating macho actor, parang witch ang itzu

I DON’T know what has gone into the palpably befuddled head of this aging transvestite.

Anyway you look at it, it was not a sound decision that he has opted to let go of his macho image in lieu of this cheap transsexual thing that he’s very much into at the moment.

Kung dati’y hinahabul-habol siya ng isang brown-skinned bisexual, these days no one seems to be intrigued anymore with his sexuality now that he has opted to become a transgender.

Hagalpakan talaga sa katatawa ang mga vaklung sa tuwing mapag-uusapan ang kanyang nakalulukring na role sa isang fantasy serye ng isang ratingless na network. Hakhakhakhak!

Kahit kasi ano pa ang gawin niyang pagpapakababae, it’s not really working because he looks a lot better as a man than as a woman. Hahahahahahahaha!

Besides, sayang naman (sayang raw talaga, o! Hakhakhak! really? Hahahahahaha!) raw ang tarugs niyang que largo grande pa naman kung ganyang nagpapakababae siya samantalang nagdangkel pa rin ang kanyang muscles. Hahahaha!

Ayaw ng mga utol niyang mga certified macho men pa naman! Harharharharhar!

At lalong ayaw ni Mommy! Hahahahahahahaha!

Ayaw raw talaga ni Mommy, o! Hahahahahahahaha!

Kung bakit naman kasi nagbaliw-baliwan pa at nag-ilusyong chick siya samantalang mhin na mhin naman ang kanyang nota. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Naku, kuya, put a stop to your delusions. Being a woman doesn’t become you one bit.

Honestly, mas katakam-takam ka nu’ng time na pamhin pa ang drama mo.

Matauhan ka sana bago maging huli ang lahat. Harharharharhar!

Ang di mo alam, mas attractive ka at katakam-takam nu’ng time na pamhintang durog ka pa lang at di ganyang pilit kang nagpapaka-chick, mhin na mhin naman ang size ng iyong tarugs.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

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Hataw na kung umariba sa entablado ang Masculados Dekada!

NO MATTTER how hectic our deadlines are, kapag na-invite kami sa mga shows ng Masculados Dekada ni Direk Maryo J. delos Reyes, we just don’t have the heart to say no.

Alam kasi naming mahuhusay na performers ang mga alaga ni Direk na kinabibilangan nina Robin Robel, Lexter La- zaro, Orlando Sol, Enrico Mofar, Ozu Ong at ang cutie ang arrive na si Nico Cordova, at iba kung makisama at mag-entertain ng kanyang mga guests si Direk Maryo.

This time, ang napiling venue ni Direk para i-showcase ang katilam-tilam na talents ng grupo ay ang The Library sa Malate, Manila ni Mamu Andrew de Real.

Suffice to say, the macho sing and dance group did not disappoint.

They went all out with their routine and did not leave any stone unturned in entertaining the plethora of people who went to the said venue to support them.

Ramdam na ramdam namin ang eagerness ng grupo na ma-please ang kanilang intimate audience.

Hataw kung hataw ang kanilang drama at kahit na pawisang-pawisan na sa bandang finale ng kanilang sing and dance routine, hindi pa rin sila nagpaawat at buong ningning na ibinigay ang kanilang makakaya, perspiration and all, para ma-satisfy ang mga tao.

How so very touching!

Bongga ang emcee for the night na sina Pepay at Martin D Icon. They are not only good performers but real entertainers as well replete with powerful singing voices and they can really host a show in a most impressive manner.

Bonggga rin ang special guesting ni Ruru Madrid na talaga namang tinilian ng mga tao mereseng madaling araw na nang siya’y isalang. Hahahahahahaha!

Nalaglag talaga ang mga underwears ng mga babae roon nang kumanta na ang bagong talent ni Direk Maryo J.

Say! Hahahahahahahahaha!

But the Masculados Dekada are the real stars of the show.

Pinatunayan nilang di lang sila macho men in the tradition of the Village People of the 80s kundi may talents talaga at terpsichorean skills na matatawag.

As always, stand out ang terrific musicality ni Orlando Sol nang magbigay siya ng sample ng isang song ni Michael Jackson na isa raw sa kanyang mga iniidolo.

Ride on, man! Yakang-yaka mo ‘yan!

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A Secret Affair screens overseas!

FABULOUS talaga ang response sa newest blockbuster offering ng Viva films na A Secret Affair.

Apart from the fact that the Anne Curtis, Andi Eigenmann and Derek Ramsay starrer is really creating quite an impressive dent at the box-office lately, it, too, appears to be taking screens overseas by storm as well.

Di ba naman, Ms. Junne Rufino? Hahahahahahaha! (I hope I did spell your name right, madam. Thanks for inviting me over!)

Anyway, the whole cast was in absentia, save for Ms. Anne Curtis who took a French leave from her tapings at ABS CBN, primarily because of the killer traffic jam, tapings and other commitments.

It was a good thing that Ms. Jacklyn Jose was present and she regaled the palpably bewitched entertainment writers with colorful stories about her daughter Andi and her apo Eli (again, my apologies if I didn’t spell her name right …Hahahahahaha!).

Anyway, now that Viva films appears to have recaptured its powerful appeal at the box-office, expect more movies from Boss Vic del Rosario’s movie outfit.

At any rate. A Secret Affair has started screening in select theaters in the United States, the United Arab Emirates and Saipan.

After the October 26 screening in Saipan, the film’s next screening dates are as follows: November 2 Cinemark
Century 25, Union City, San Francisco, Cinemark Stadium 25, Orange, Los Angeles.

November 8 Vox Cinemas Deira city Centre, Dubai, Vox Cinemas Marina Mall, Abu Dhabi.

November 9 AMC Plaza Bonita 14, San Diego, Krikorian Buena Park Metroplex 18, AMC Rainbow Promenade 10, Las Vegas and many, many more.

Anyway, the movie has raked in a staggering 100 million in a span of six days and still counting.

A Secret Affair appears to have catched the attention of the Pinoy avid moviegoers as it nears its second week
in over 150 theaters nationwide.

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!  

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