Pababoy nang pababoy ang mga indie films!

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DATI-RATI, ang goal ng mga indie producers ay makagawa ng mga matitinong pelikula na maipagkakapuri naman at a budget na within everyone’s reach.

‘Yun bang quality ring maituturing pero di sinlaki ng budget ng mga mainstream movies.

But lately, that lofty goal appears to have taken the backseat to give way to the lustful maneuvers of these unscrupulous people (gays in most cases) who just would want to exploit young showbiz wannabe who’d do everything they’re being asked all in the name of their showbiz careers’ progress.

Kaya kung dati-rati’y more than a million at least ang budget, it has now been ignominiously trimmed down into a measly 350 thousand. Hahahaha!

Ano’ng klase ng pelikula ba naman ang magagawa mo out of this kind of budget?

Ang matindi pa, kung dati’y mga matitinong filmmakers ang gumagawa ng mga indie flicks na ‘to, it’s now the monopoly of the so called ‘pinabili lang ng suka, filmmakers na kuno. Hahaha!
Cheeeaaaaappppppp! How gross!

Kaya instead na umunlad, parang pinandidirihan na ng publikong panoorin ang mga basurang indie films na ‘to na wala ni katiting na redeeming values at pinamumugaran lately ng mga TVH writers kuno and dick fellating directors who don’t have the knack in doing these kind of films.
Kasuka!

‘Yan siguro ang dahilan kung bakit tumigil na sa ambisyon niyang makilala sa ganitong larangan ang kaibigan naming si Kristian Marquez.

Nag-try rin kasi siyang i-penetrate ang ganitong genre pero na-shock siya sa kababuyan ng mga taong na-meet niya rito.

May mga tao raw kasing parang ginagawang laruan na lang ang mga indie actors at gusto na lang silang paghubarin at i-sex nang walang humpay? Ang kapal! Over sa kapallllllllll!

Yuck!yuck!yuck!

Now, in the event that they would refuse, like what Kristian did, banned na sila in doing these cheap horrible and untakably trash sex-oriented flicks.

Buti na lang at napunta naman si Christian sa ABS CBN kung saan nabigyan siya ng maliit na role sa soap nina Piolo Pascual.

Still on Kristian, nagri-react raw ang dating mga taong humahawak sa kanyang showbiz career dahil tipong nagmamakaawa raw ang slant ng aming publicity para sa young actor na ‘to.

Tingnan na lang raw kung maipu-push namin to the limit ang pag-aartista nito.
Hello? Okay lang kayo?

I’m not into talent management because I know how hard it is and you need to cowtow to unprincipled people and cheap gays whose main preoccupation is fellating the dicks of these poor guys who dreams of big-time stardom.

Anyhow, kaya naman bitter ang mga baklang ito ay dahil sa ayudantes sila ng Chaka Khang si Ferminata Lolanasiya. Hakhakhakhakhak! Kapal! Over sa kapalllllllll!

Honestly, wala ka ng patutunguhan lolang tabatsina.

Tabatsina raw talaga, o! Harharhar!

No matter what you do, you won’t get the recognition that you hanker for, for the simple reason that you’ve al -ready reached the end of the line.

Na-exhaust mo na ang creativity mo at super baduy na ang arrive mo mereseng diamond studded pa ang iyong mga matatabang (matataba raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!) mga daliri. Hakhakhak!

Diyan ka na nga lang nababagay sa mga chakasta at nameless na mga baklang humahalipoypoy sa kaograhan mo. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Period. Ayoko ng chakaaaaaaaah!

Yuck!yuck!yuck!

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X Factor album, humahataw na!

MULA sa pagiging consistent no. 1 sa iTunes Philippines, sa mga record bars naman sa buong bansa hahataw ang The X Factor Philippines All-Star album na kinapalolooban ng 13 songs na nabigyan ng bagong interpretation at  kasikatan ng reality-talent search ng ABS CBN.

Tampok sa The X-Factor Philippines All-Star album ang most requested versions ng Killing Me Softly as inter- preted by the first grand winner of the show KZ Tandingan, It Will Rain by Gabriel Maturan, at All At Once ng Daddy’s Home.

Part of the album rin ang Got to be Real as interpreted by the AKA Jam, Love the way you Lie by Allen Sta. Maria, Kung Wala Ka by Jerraine Templo, Can’t Help Falling in Love by Jeric Medina, Ang Pag-ibig Kong Ito by Joan Da, Mahal Kita Kasi by Kedebon Colim, Mark Mabasa’s Nanghihinayang, Balatkayo by Modesto Taran, Take-off’s Stay, along with the bonus track Star Na Pasko as interpreted by the Final 12.

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Parang nagsi-seesaw ang seight ng sikat na singer-actress!

Hindi kagandahan ang nangyayari sa katawan ng sikat na singer/actress na ‘to.

Para siyang lobo. Minsan impis, minsan naman lomolobo. And for us, that is not good.

Dapat ay maintained ng isang artista ang kanyang weight at di ba ‘yung kapag may concert lang o pelikula nagpapaka-slim.

At her age, hindi pa nararapat na nagsi-see-saw ang weight ng singer/actress na ‘to. Dapat ay slim siya pala-palagi at di ‘yung parang palaging nagka-cram kapag may project na gagawin o malakihang concert sa big dome.

Ang kaso, parang wala siyang masyadong control sa pagkain at nagiging aware lang kapag may importanteng okasyon sa career niya.

Ang sabi, for wanting of better things to do, she’s focusing her disenchantments to food. Hence her fast becoming too fleshy figure once again.

We’re just hoping that the singer/actress we’re talking about is going to realize that it’s more than about time that she should be extra-careful of the food that she gets to eat and become more discriminating with the kind of food that she gets to eat from day to day.

The last time we watched her on national television, her body is fast becoming too rounded for comfort once again. Hahahahahahahahaha!

You’re not a comedienne, my dear. Shape up before it’s too late.

Also, don’t depend on your endorsements to keep your body trim and svelte.

Mag-diet ka the natural way and learn how to discipline your body’s seemingly endless cravings for food. Hahahahaha!

Ikaw rin, baka matalbugan ka pa ni Mudra na maintained talaga ang klase ng pangangatawan all these years. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

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Game na game alang-alang sa sining!

WALANG kiyeme ang tandem nina Sam Milby at Pokwang sa 24/7 In Love ng Star Cinema that’s slated to get shown on November 21 in some giant cinemas near you.

Walang ilangan factor raw sa pagitan nilang dalawa since they’ve been working together as early as 2006.

“Since 2006, five years na tayong nagtu-tour,” says Sam in obvious reference to his intimacy with Pokie.

Sa interview na ‘yun sa The Buzz, natawa si Toni Gonzaga dahil best friends raw sila ni Pokie pero lately ay love interest naman nito si Sam na minsa’y na-link sa kanya.

“Mag-share ka naman, noh?” the good-natured comedienne ribbingly states. Hahahahahahahahaha!

“First time namin sa movie but we starred together in Your Song sometime in 2006,” avers Sam.

But would he fall for someone like Pokie?

“Puede!” he gamely states. But looking back, simula raw nung 2007, “Ang tingin ni Marietta sa akin, little boy.”

But obviously, he’s not the little boy anymore that she used to exchange some good-natured banters with.

Anyway, Pokwang delineates the role of a 40-year old spinster who feels that at that age, it’s high time that she gives in to some carnal longings. Hahahahahahahaha!

“Maswerte siya (Sam),” she asseverates. “Gusto ko ngang ipa-reshoot ang kissing scene namin.

“Sabi ko nga kay Direk frasco (Mortiz), kahit good na, gusto ko isa pa! Hahahahahaha!”

Anyway, proud ang dalawa na part sila ng 20th anniversary presentation ng Star Cinema. All star cast ito kaya mahihilo talaga kayo sa rami ng mga artistang kasama rito.

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Tulalaers pa rin kapag naaalala!

HURTING pa rin raw to-the-max ang isang may ganda rin namang singer/actress sa tuwing maaalala ang churvahan episode nila ng isang young actor na may image na suplado. Hahahahahahahaha!

Imagine nga naman, after their passionate churvahan in the States when they attended an occasion sponsored by the network both of them are connected and working for, bigla na lang itong nakipagbalikan sa kanyang dyowang young actress when they came back to the Philippines, much to the chagrin of the young singer/actress but naturally.Hahahahaha!

‘Yan kasi, di nag-iisip. Hahahahahaha!

Men, by nature, are polygamous and they would always sieze any opportunity to take advantage of a woman’s weak -ness. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Kaya pagkatapos ng isang passionate night of kangkangan (kangkangan raw talaga, o! Hahahahahaha!) deadma na ito na hurting namang tunay on the part of the young singer/actress.

Pa’no naman kasi, kay dali-daling bumigay.

Akala ko pa naman conservative siya.

That must be the reason why she’s an easy prey for men who’re on the perennial lookout for women of her stripe.

‘Yun na!

Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.coam and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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