Sarap na sarap sa matabang nota pero hirap naman si ‘papa!’

HOW so very amusing ang eksena raw lately ng isang hunky singer/actor who is reportedly a closet queen. Hahahahaha!

Imagine, dahil na-lovestruck sa kanya ang dyinowa niyang foreigner, sumunod talaga ito sa Pinas just to be with him to the point that she now would want to stay in our country for keeps. Hahahahahaha!

A decision that has brought enormous trauma to her hunky papa but naturally.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Mas enjoy, naturalmente ito, sa company ng kanyang mga ka-MU na mga delicious and well-endowed papas. Hahahahaha!

Kaya sa ngayon, problematic na raw ang hunky pero claving na papa (hunky pero claving raw, o! Hahahahaha!) dahil nananawa na siya sa mga ‘paglalambing’ ni mama. Hakhakhak!

Magdusa ka!

Pa’no naman daw kasi, soo taba naman supposedly ang tarugs and it has the ‘bulk’ that most women loves to touch or fellate.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Magdusa ka!

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Aimee Torres, emotional sa kanyang mini presscon

CRY me a river ang drama ng eskalera ang ganda ngayong comebacking singer/actress na si Ms. Aimee Torres.

Na-touch raw kasi siya dahil kahit may lagare ang mga entertainment press ay inuna ng mga ito ang kanyang mini presscon sa Music Box last night in connection with the relaunching of her self-titled album at Star Records that features the controversial hit single Pusong Bato.

Anyway, the song is Aimee’s carrier single at her newly repackaged album now at Star Records.

Hurting ang dalaga dahil nag-record raw ng sarili niyang album ang composer nito na si Rene ‘Alon’ dela Rosa in spite of the fact that she bought the song outright with a cool one hundred forty thousand pesos wayback in 2003.

Of course the person in question is denying Aimee’s allegations but she has the proof to solidify her claim.

Huwag na kasing mag-deny dahil nanginabang at natulungan naman siya ng mabait na singer nu’ng time na hirap na hirap pa siya at walang career.

Over ha?

Ayaw ng mga fans!

Anyway, bongga ang choreo at body movements ni Aimee sa kanyang version ng isang song ni Thalia. Obvious na kinareer niya ito dahil con mucho gusto talaga ang kanyang paggiling. Hahahahahaha!

Star!

Kahit ang kantang Pusong Bato ay effect na effect rin ang choreo at napakagandang tingnan.

Ikaw na talaga, Ms. Aimee Torres! Hahahahahahahahaha!

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Stem cell therapy kinabog ang facelift!

HAHAHA! Basing from what we saw, mas effective pa rin talaga ang face lifting compared sa ultra-expensive stem cell therapy na ‘yan na pinagdududahan sa ngayon ang effectivity.

So far, karamihan kasi sa nag-avail niyan ay wala namang positive results na nakita considering the huge sum involved.

Syorak!

‘Di ba naman, Lolita Barakuda? Hahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, nang mag-face to face ang dalawang sikat na personalidad kamakailan, nalampaso talaga ang stem cell chuvanes ng face lifting treatment.

Obvious kasing freshness ang itzu ng aktres na nag-undergo nito samantalang ‘yung gandarang sosyal na aktres na nagpa-treat ng stem cell chuvanes ay patang-pata ang itzu at parang haggard to the max. Hahahahahahahaha!

And to think that the actress who availed of this treatment (stem cell) happens to be a veritable looker really.

‘Yun nga lang, sa hitsura niya ngayon, parang wala nang masyadong naniniwala sa Mahalia Mendez na treatment na ‘to na wala pa namang sufficient proof na naipakikita.

In stark contrast, the actress who availed of a facelift some two or three years ago is now pleasant-looking dahil she looks so fresh, young and radiant. Hahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

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Hilong talilong na si Lolita dahil sa patuloy na pinakakain ng alikabok ng SIR ang Startalk

HAHAHAHA! Super trauma na ang nararamdaman ni Lolita dahil ang Startalk nila ay patuloy na kinakabog sa ratings ng Showbiz Inside Report ng ABS-CBN that’s being hosted by the competent foursome of Ms. Janice de Belen, glamorous Carmina Villaroel, wacky Joey Tsong Marquez and the very entertaining Ogie Diaz.

Kahit ano pa’ng gawin ng Alog-bati matrona, it’s just not working anymore and the old magic just can’t be rekindled any longer. Hahahahahahaha!

Kaya on a Saturday afternoon, right after It’s Showtime, nakatutok nang talaga ang sanlibutan sa Showbiz Inside Report. Ang showbiz-oriented talk show na naiiba ang dating. Hahahahahahaha!

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