Wholesome image actor mas gurang tingnan compared sa kanyang tadtad sa bisyong leading lady

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NA-INVITE kami sa premiere night ng isang pelikula kamakailan featuring the wacky tandem from a hot noontime show and we had the shock of our life when we saw in that movie the matinee idol of the 70s looking wasted anda lot older than her leading-lady who was rumored to be leading an ignominious existence of drugs and booze.

Jesus H. Christ! what’s happening here?

Bakit ba ang aktor na matino ang pamumuhay at never na napabalitang into drugs among other vices, ay mukhang tanders na at gurang na before his time?

Que horror!

Ang nakatatawa, even his wife who used to be the paragon of sophistication and beauty is now faded and jaded and no longer the beauty tha she was many decades ago.

Sometimes, this augmentation thing wreaks havoc on the face of most people.

Perfect example itong eskalera ang kagandahang former sexy actress na nagreyna rati sa isang movie outfit na no longer existing sa ngayon. Sa kagustuhang mas bumata’t gumanda, aba’y nagpa-bottox injection and ended up looking somewhat like Madam Auring, millennium version nga lang. Hahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, the same thing can be said with the wife of this former matinee idol. Kapapa-bottox niya, parang Madam Auring na rin ang kanyang itzu.

The former matinee idol, in fairness, did not avail of bottox treatment but old age has mangled his body and is now looking wasted and old.

In contrast, parang himala ang nangyari sa beauty ng kanyang ka-loveteam noon.

Oo nga’t di na rin siya bata pero with the suave application of make-up, along with the proper diet, which she is into at the moment, bumata talaga siya ng 30 years at eskalera na naman ang arrive lately, specially in her latest TV interviews in connection wtih the re-issue of her former classic film that was shown three decades ago.

Kuha n’yo na?

Ang ‘di makahula, kukulamin ni Madam Auring. Hahahahahahahahaha!

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Thanksgiving galore!

DAHIL sa walang katapusang blessings na natatanggap ng morning (it goes form 11:15 am everyday at ABS-CBN) soap na Be Careful With My Heart, nagkaroon na naman ito ng thanksgiving mass replete with konting salo-salo afterwards sa Dolphy Plaza the other day.

Nakatutuwa nga namang malamang unbeatable pa rin ito kahit sa kanyang bagong timeslot.

Pa’no naman, bonggacious talaga ang soap na dini-direct ni Jeffrey Jetturian at pinadarapa talaga ang lahat ng nag-attempt na eksenahan ito ever. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Totoo ka, unbeatable pa rin ang tandem nina Richard Yap at Ms. Jodi Sta. Maria mereseng wala namang love angle whatsover na nag-i-exist between them off-cam.

Aliw na aliw rin ang mga televiewers kay Mutya Orquia bilang daughter ni Papa Chen at may recall rin ang participation ng Pamilya Kapit Bisig nina Sylvia Sanchez, Aiza Seguerra at Ms. Divina Valencia.

‘Yun na!

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Good karma pa rin si Ms. Claire!

KUNG ang kanyang transportation business ang pag-uusapan, speechless talaga si Ms. Claire dela Fuente dahil sa naging traumatic outcome nito.

But far from getting enormously depressed, cool lang ang diva dahil kahit papano, bonggacious naman ang eksena ng kanyang Claire dela Fuente restos at ang tiyangge niya sa Greenhills Shopping Mall.

Mantakin mong halos walang pumapasok sa ibang kainan sa lugar na ‘yun pero punuan talaga ang kanyang Claire resto.

Sosyal, di ba naman?

Indeed, when God closes a doorm He never forgets to open a window.

Good karma naman kasi si Ms. Claire dahil likas siyang mabait na tao unlike Bulong Halimaw na nuknukan ng pagka-inggitera at plastikada!

Period!

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Mas trip pang kumita nang barya-barya kaysa babuyin sa abroad!

KUNG tutuusin, easy money raw ang kitaan sa bansang ito kung saan parang picking apples lang talaga ang drama ng mga hosto roon na 2 to 7 in the morning ang working hours.

Carry mo ‘yun?

‘Yun nga lang, hirap raw talaga ang gwaping at daks (gwaping at daks raw, o! Hahahahahaha!) na sexy actor na ‘to sa mga ipinagagawa sa kanya ng silahistang Thai roon na in-charge sa kanila.

Kung fellatio lang daw ang labanan, wala namang kaso ‘yun sa daks na sexy actor. Ang hindi lang niya trip ay ang sodomy episodes na siyang feel na feel ng silahistang Thai.

Rimarim na rimarim raw talaga ang barakong papa kaya nag-decide na lang itong umuwi sa Pinas kaysa mababoy siya ng sadisatang silahis na oranggetch ang drama.

Oo nga naman.

Okay lang ‘yun kung gay ka dahil feel na feel mong babae ka. But if you happen to be a veritable macho, that’s sheer torture.

Flangakngak!

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Bongga talaga sina Wally at Jose sa ‘D Kilabots!

NAG-OPEN na ang movie nina Jose Manalo at Wally Bayola, ang “D’ Kilabots Pogi Brothers..Weh?!” and predictably so, pinilahan ito ng kanilang laksa-laksang tagasubaybay sa Eat Bulaga.

Produced kasi ito ng APT Entertainment at M-Zet Productions kaya assured tayong it’s one wacky and zany presentation.

Anyway, I was able to watch its premiere night at SM Megamall at talaga namang nag-enjoy kami sa husay sa comedy ng mag-‘utol’.
Honestly, mas nagustuhan ko ang approach sa comedy ni Wally na tipong cool but intense.

Bongga rin ang registration niya on cam at kwelang-kwela ang tandem nila ni Pokwang na talaga namang nakakikiliti at amusing. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Pero ang surprise of the day ay ang comedic talent ni Solenn Heussaff.

My God, madyi-jingle kayo sa katatawa sa kanyang funny antics. Hahahahahahahaha!

Do watch it. It’s one movie you should not fail to see.

Makalilimutan talaga ninyo ang inyong mga problema sa kanilang nakatatawang mga eksena.

May mga surprise guest stars rito at agaw-eksena ang appearance ni Aljur Abrenica bilang katilam-tilam na pulis. Hahahahahahaha!

Effect-effect rin ang makalaglag-pangang guestings nina Maricel Soriano at Roderick Paulate.

Siyempre pa, maiisnab mo nga si Ms. Gina Pareno?

Kaya go na and forget the things that are bugging you.

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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