Year 2010 pa kami nagkaayos ni Ate Shawie!

I DON’T know exactly how it was presented but I was at the presscon of GMA’s Celebrity Bluff featuring the wacky tandem of Jose Manalo and Wally Bayola, together with the equally zany Eugene Domingo when I was told by Jhun Nardo that the story about my 50 million libel case with Megastar Ms. Sharon Cuneta had supposedly been featured at ABS CBN’s TV Patrol and it was purportedly one of the hottest news at the net.

I was naturally amused because I was already able to smoke the peace pipe with Ate Shawie almost two years ago when we had an inadvertent encounter at The Buzz.

And in fairness to her, she was most humane and sweet when we talked about the libel case that she filed at the regional trial court of Kyusi almost a decade ago, she was even sweet enough to kiss and embrace me while my bossom buddy Peter Ledesma and our mutual friend Brother Arman Cuban looked on happily.

Kaya the avalanche of text messages that I was inundated with after that, while I was on my way to Paula Bianca’s first solo concert at the Pagcor Casino in Paranaque, were kind of amusing.

Okay na po kami ni Ate Shawie almost two years ago pa and for two consecutive years now, I’ve been receiving this personalized Christmas card from her.

It’s just too bad that I haven’t seen her for quite sometime now since she’s been immersed into her work at TV5 but the love and respect that I feel for her has remained intact.

Sensitive lang talaga si Ate Sha but down deep inside, she really has a good heart and a very good person to boot.

Anyhow, na-touch naman ako sa mga taong tumawag at nag-text para iparating ang kanilang katuwaan sa naging desisyon raw ng Supreme Court na in-exonerate ako sa kasong sinampa sa akin ni Mega.

Pero inuulit ko po, wala ng existing bad blood sa pagitan namin ni Ate Shawie and I consider her one of the most loving and good-natured persons in the industry these days.

Love you, Ate Sha. Di man tayo nagkikita na, my love and respect for you will always be the same.

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‘Bantay salakay at ‘kadiri’ to death ngayong weekend sa Extra Challenge!

HINDI birong hamon ang haharapin ng celebrity challengers na sina Buhawi Meneses ng Parokya Ni Edgar, ang rap icon na si Gloc 9, ang Survivor Philippines’ castaway na si Karen Delos Reyes, at ang bokalista ng bandang Sinosikat na si Kat Agarrado sa Extra Challenge ngayong linggo.

Hindi pa man nagsisimula ang laban, nagulantang ang lahat nang ang konting biruan, nauwi sa matinding away sa pagitan ng host na si Boobay at ng challenger na si Karen! Lumala pa ito nang kampihan ng ilang challengers ang kanilang kapwa-challenger.

Ano kaya ang gagawin nina Richard at Marian para mapakalma ang mainit na eksenang ito?

Kung init ng ulo lang din naman ang pag-uusapan, malamang hindi uubra ang challengers sa gigil na gigil na K-9 trained dog na makahaharap nila sa kanilang unang pagsubok na ‘Bantay Salakay’.

Maiwasan kaya nila ang kagat ng isang trained K-9 unit, na umaabot sa 1500 pounds ang timbang, para lang makarating sa finish line?

Sa ‘Kadiri to Death’ naman, magkaka-alaman kung hanggang saan ang kayang tiisin ng challengers pagdating sa ma babaho at malalansang laman ng baldeng ibubuhos sa kanila—dugo ng baboy, pinagyeluhan ng isda, kaning baboy, at ang pinakamatindi, superworms!

Extra pahirap talaga ang mararanasan ng challengers ngayong linggo! Sino ang unang susuko?

Tutok na sa Extra Challenge ngayong Sabado at Linggo, 7:30pm, sa GMA 7!

Dahil hindi sapat ang sakto, dapat may extra!

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Na-trauma ang mga tao sa isang posh subdivision sa Novaliches sa pagka-kuring ni Mudra!

OVER naman pala ang pagka-kuring ng mudra ng isang sikat na singer/actress na nakatira sa isang sudvision sa Novaliches. Hahahahahahahaha!

Imagine, kung magpalit raw ito ng mga katu (household help) ay perennially for the simple reason na di nila masikmura ang pagkakuring ni mudra gayung hundreds of millions of pesos na ang nagdaraan sa mga kamay nito courtesy of her good-natured daughter who happens to be the hottest singer/actress in the country today. Overrrrr! Hahahahaha!

How gross naman ever. Hahaha!

Ang nakalulukring pa, sa yaman nilang ‘yun, puro tuyo raw ang ipinauulam ni mudra sa mga katu kaya sinusumpang talaga siya ever. Hahahahahaha!

In stark contrast, mabait at marunong makisama naman raw ang dalagang anak nito at di nagdaramot sa kanyang singing talent if and when she would be invited to grace the events (Christmas in particular) and occasion of the subdivision home owners.

Pero ang da height raw talaga ay ang pagka-kuring ni mudra sa tuwing may Christmas contributions sa subdivision. Hakhakhak!

Sa liquidity nilang ‘yun, two five-o (250) raw ang gibzung ni madir, much to the vivid amusement of the subdivision people. Hahahahaha!

Samantalang 2k raw ang pinakamababang contribution na natatanggap ng homeowner’s association and 20k at the most, kasumpa-sumpa talaga ang 250 ni mudra. Harharharhar!

This, considering the fact that their family is purportedly super liquid and one of the most opulent in the subdivision.

Shakira, di ba naman? Hahahahahahahahaha!

Sa true, nabili na raw halos ni mudra ang mga kalupaan within the vicinity of their abode at ginagawa lang nitong tambakan ng mga panabong ng kanyang paparu at parking ng kanilang mga expensive makes of cars.

Fabulous, di ba naman? Hahahahaha!

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Romance brews in Cebu with Coffee Prince promo tour!

AS the Filipino remake of the well-loved Korean romantic comedy series Coffee Prince continues its ratings success, the show’s main cast captivateD the hearts of the Cebuanos for a Promo Tour they did last Friday, November 9.

Kapusong Cebuanos had the chance to be up close and personal with the Coffee Prince stars led by no less than reunited love team Aljur Abrenica and Kris Bernal together with Benjamin Alves, and Max Collins.

Romance first brewed in Barangay Guadalupe Covered Court for a Kapuso Barangayan at 1PM, followed by another run of lively activities at the University of the Visayas Main Campus Quadrangle for a Kapuso Campus Tour at 3PM.

The amusing antics of Aljur and Kris as Arthur and Andy and their romantic entanglements with Benjamin and Max as Errol and Arlene had been witnessed by the Cebuanos in a Kapuso Mall Show at SM City Cebu Event Center at 4PM.

On the next episodes of Coffee Prince, Arthur will send pastries to Andie’s family which will trigger the idea that he is courting her. But Andie is starting to have feelings for Arthur, she’s just denying it because she’s frightened she’ll end up getting hurt again.

But her mother, Beth, and Mang Ernie will persuade her to tell the truth. When Andie finally decides to confide her true identity, she will see Arthur and Arlene together, kissing each other.

Will Andie follow her heart and reveal her true self and feelings to Arthur? Or will she decide against it and nurse her broken heart on her own?

Don’t miss the exciting episodes of Coffee Prince, Monday to Friday after Temptation of Wife, on GMA Telebabad.

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Gusto’y paiba-iba ang kachurva!

HOW amusing naman ang pralaling lately ng isang morenang sexy actress.

Actress because she really is a good one and can truly deliver in any kind of role that she’s given the chance to delineate.

Ang say niya with full unadulterated bravura, she has purportedly come to the decision of being paired opposite different laeding men in every movie that she gets to accept ‘coz it’s a lot healthier that way. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Ang chika naman ng mga intrigera, mas preferred raw talaga ng lola natin ang ganong setup for the simple reason that she really loves variety in everything that she does, sex in particular. Hahahaha!

Kapag para-parati na raw kasing natitikman ng brown-skinned actress ang notes payable ng isang ombre, roon na umaandar ang sawa factor kaya nawawalan na siya ng ganang ibigay ang kanyang best the next time around she gets to do a movie with the same personality. Hahahaha!

Walang binatbat sa kanya ang mga bakla. Hakhakhak!

Anyhow, I’m sure na kung buhay pa ang kanyang ama, hindi niya uubrang gawin ang mga nakaririnding eksenang ginagawa niya lately.

Wala na kasing sumusuhweto sa kanya kaya bara-bara na lang si Ate. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Sa isa nga raw niyang pelikula ay buong ningning na ibinuyangyang niya ang kanyang keps!

True ba itetch? Hahahaha!

‘Yun na!

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and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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