Alden Richards, tinalo pa ang mga malalaking kumita na artista!

SHARING his blessings is something that Alden Richards has never failed to do year after year.

Nakatutuwang heto ang isang aktor na hindi naman masasabing pagkalaki-laking bituin, albeit he’s a very popular actor, at hindi naman kumikita ng milyones pero bukas-palad para sa mga kaibigan niya sa press at tinatalbugan pa ang mga aktor at aktres na higit na malaking kumita compared sa kanya.

How so generous of him really!

So, yesterday, December 28, he dished out his Christmas party for the press and the prizes he prepared were indeed palpably astonishing!

Hindi naman siya si Piolo Pascual pero shocking asia ang kanyang mga andalung ipina-raffle kaya naman sated to the max ang press na
na-invite niya ever.

Touching! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

At ang lafang! all out and non-stop ang pag-iikot ng kanyang mga waiters para sigurohing satisfied ang mga tao.

Fabulous, ‘di ba naman?

No wonder, dating nang dating ang swerte at hindi tumitigil unlike some kuring actors. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Ganyan naman talaga, if you know how to share your blessings, it will come to you a thousand fold.

Just like what’s happening right now to Papa Alden.

Indeed, he’s tremendously blessed and good projects appear to come his way unabated.

Pa’no, marunong magshare ng kanyang blessings at hindi kuring unlike some actors I know.

Unlike some actors I know raw, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhakhakhak!

So to Alden, thank you so much for the importance you’ve given to the working press.

Sana’y lalo ka pang maging successful sa iyong career at lovelife.

Lovelife raw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun nah!

PINAGBINTANGANG SCAM DAHIL SA IMAGE!

Hahahahahahahaha! Dahil sa image na iskamera, tumaas ang kilay ng working press nang manalo si Lolita Buruka sa pa-party ng papa nang
taon na si Alden Richards. Imagine nga naman, the scam matrona won a whopping 20 grand much to the overt dismay of the working press. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Ang nangyari tuloy, pinakita pa ni Alden ang nabunot niyang pangalan ng harbat queen. Harharharharharhar!

‘Yan kasi ang hirap kapag knowing ka ng scam queen.

Anyway, a couple of years ago, biktima rin pala ng scam nang babaeng walang budhing ito ang isang reporter na naimbita naman daw sa pa-party ng isang personalidad pero tinawagan ng babaeng okray na huwag na munang um-attend ito sa gathering dahil sa next batch pa siya kasali.

Wait to death naman ang kawawang reporter pero hindi naman na siya tinawagan ng harbaterang vavalina.

Harbaterang vavalina raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Pa’no, ang mga kakosa niya ang inuna ng vavalinang matrona.

Anyway, as time goes by, the world of this scam matrona is getting smaller every fucking day.

Every fucking day raw, o! Hahahahahahahaha!

Sa unti-unting pagdausdos ng kanyang popularidad, kasabay rin noon ang pagkawala nang respeto sa kanya sa industriya.

Buti nga sa ‘yo, walang budhing matrona! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Good riddance!

DEREK RAMSAY POKES FUN AT BLOOPER MADE DURING MMFF 2017 AWARDS NIGHT

Mapapanood sa TV5 ngayong hapon, ang delayed telecast ng Gabi nang Parangal ng 43rd Metro Manila Film Festival, na ginanap sa KIA Theatre, Araneta Center, Quezon City, kagabi, December 27.

Dahil delayed telecast nga, the scenes that were edited would no longer be shown, tulad ng pagbibiro ni Derek Ramsay whe he accepted
the Male Star of the Night special award.

Mga aspiring star ang karamihan sa award presenters at dahil nga sa kanilang status, kabado pa ang karamihan sa kanila kung kaya nag-
ba-buckle o nagkakamali sa pagbabasa.

Instead na P20,000, “twenty pesos” ang nasabi nang kabadong aspiring female star na nag-present ng Male and Female Stars of the Night special awards.

May dalang twenty-peso bill si Derek nang umakyat ng entablado. The actor also said with a banter na paghahatian pa raw nila iyon ni Erich Gonzales, the chosen Female Star of the Night winner.

May hindi hindi natuwa at na-offend sa biro ni Derek dahil hindi man lang daw nito inisip ang feelings ng aspiring female star na nagkamali na nga sa pagbabasa.

I’m sure edited na sa delayed telecast ng Gabi ng Parangal ang biro ni Derek dahil inulit na ang eksena.

Hindi rin tamang ginawa raw na presentor ng Best Supporting Actor category ang Dedma Walking stars na sina Joross Gamboa at Edgar Allan Guzman.

Edgar Allan was nominated in that category and he emerged as the winner.

Hindi rin daw nagustuhan ng mga tao ang song number ni Edgar Allan dahil nagmukhang fans day ang occasion when he went down the stage and invited Joross to come up the stage.

Sabi pa ng mga okrayistang netizen, kung may natawa man sa kanilang scripted act, baka sila lang. Pero karamihan raw ng mga tao ay
naalala ang famous line ni Ate Luds na, “It cheapens the affair”.

Anyway, parang tribute raw sa LGBT community ang 43rd Gabi ng Parangal nang MMFF all because of the song number of the three stand-up comedians who are a part of Vice Gandas Gandarrapido: The Revenger Squad.

Iniintriga rin ang pasasalamat ni Jasmine Curtis-Smith sa kanyang acceptance speech sa kanyang mga magulang at boyfriend na si Jeff Ortega when she wont the Best Supporting Actress award for the movie Siargao but surprisingly, she forgot to mention to mention her sister Anne Curtis.

Mga host ng Gabi ng Parangal ng Metro Manila Film Festival 2017 sina Paolo Bediones, Miss International 2016 Kylie Verzosa, at anchor ang beauty-queen turned actress na si Cindy Miranda.

Tulad ng mga baguhang artista na nagkamali sa pagbasa ng cash prize na napanalunan nina Derek at Erich, maraming beses ring nag-buckle sina Kylie at Cindy, na understandable dahil sino ba naman ang hindi kakabahan sa ganitong okasyon?

MAYMAY ENTRATA SPENDS THE HOLIDAYS WITH EDWARD BARBER’S FAMILY IN GERMANY

Sumama pala si Maymay Entrara kay Edward Barber at sa kanyang pamilya nang umuwi sila ng Germany for Christmas.

The 20-year-old Maymay flew to Germany last December 21, with Edward Barber, to do a photo shoot.

In-extend ni Maymay ang kanyang stay at nag-spend ng holidays kasama ang pamilya ni Edward.

The following day, Edward posted on Instagram his photo with Maymay and greeted their followers.

“I don’t want much for Christmas. Just the person reading this to be healthy, happy, and loved. Merry Christmas from Germany.”

Later, Edward posted a group photo with his Dad, sister, and Maymay. His caption said: “Before you ask… yes, I took Santa’s hat.”

Hinanap ng kanilang followers ang mom ni Edward but she is painfully camera shy.

Maymay became most intimate with Edward’s sister, Laura. She their photo together on Instagram with the caption, “Just Love.”

She also gamely did the “skrengee” pose. Ang ibig sabihin ng “Skrengee” ay pag-ibig. She made the word popular during her days inside the Pinoy Big Brother house.

Happy holidays, Maymay and Edward!

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And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nhong! DAPAT LANG!/PETE G. AMPOLOQUIO, JR.

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