Disappointing ang mga kulatsang na pa-raffle!

AS always, na-disappoint ang dumalo sa invitation ng unanong chakitah dahil mga kulatsang na naman ang kanilang napanalunan sa mga cheap na pa-raffle ng bonzai na babae. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

My God! Paskong-Paskong, mga kung anik-anik lang ang pina-raffle. Harharharharharhar!

Anyway, as I’ve said, inire-reserba nila ang mga gigantic prizes sa kanilang Christmas party kung saan solicit to death sila sa mga artistang hawak nila.

How gross! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Isa pang nakauurat ay ang mga eksena naman ng silahis na ‘to na invited ang mga tsararat na reporters, ‘yung mga nagsusulat lang sa dingding at sa CR (CR raw, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhakhak!) pero biglang inilaglag kami ng silahis na ‘to. As if naman I’m dying to be invited in their so cheap na Christmas Party.

No fucking way! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, I’m sure na mga kulatsang na naman ang ipara-raffle sa so absymal event na ‘to na supposedly ay star-studded pero mga star-
lets lang naman ang iyong makikita.

Huwag na, oy! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I’m sure that the PMPC would be in full attendance because this bisexual dude make them as his priority.

Priority raw, o! Hahahahahahahaha!

Siyempre, maglalangis para ikampanya ang kanyang mga artista at mga shows, ‘di ba naman?

Going back to the unanong matrona, nakatatawang clippings queen lang daw ito before and yet by virtue of her being patient and malakas magsipsep to boot, she is now in charge of the artists in their company.

Kaya nga minsang nakita ko ito sa Regal, hitsura ng alalay na pawisang-pawisan na dahil sa kaaalalay sa kanilang mga starlets namang alaga.

How untakably gross! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Sabagay, she only deserves it. Ang maging alalay sa hindi naman mga sikat nilang talents. Hahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun nah!

RAYVER CRUZ CHALLENGED BY DANCE-INTENSIVE ROLE IN ANG LARAWAN

The press had a grand time talking to Rayver Cruz at the grand presscon of Ang Larawan, the lone musical film entry at the 2017 Metro Manila Film Festival.

From the production of Alemberg Ang, Celeste Legaspi-Gallardo, Rachel Alejandro and Girlie Rodis, Ang Larawan is a film adaptation of Larawan, The Musical which is based on the play A Portrait of the Artist as Filipino as written by the National Artist for Literature Mr. Nick Joaquin.

Under the inspired direction of Loy Arcenas, the movie is being starred in by Joanna Ampil in the role of Candida, Rachel Alejandro as Paula, (in a role she was born to play and is very good at it) and Paulo Avelino in the role of Tony Javier.

Also in the cast are Sandino Martin, Cris Villonco, Aicelle Santos, Nonie Buencamino, Menchu Lauchengco, Robert Arevalo, Celeste Legaspi, Carla Manglapis, Zsa Zsa Padila, Ogie Alcasid, Jojit Lorenzo, Dulce, Nanette Inventor, Jaime Fabregas, Bernardo Bernardo, Noel Trinidad and Rayver Cruz in the role of Charlie Dacanay.

In the movie, Rayver merely danced in most of his scenes.

But would it be all right if he would be given the chance to sing?

“Yes, siguro okay rin,” he surmised. “Pero like they said nga na parang sinakto nila kasi yung mga characters na mga pinili nila…

“And sa tingin ko, okay naman yung napunta sa akin, kasi hilig ko rin naman talaga yung pagsasayaw.

“And kahit naman sobrang parang nagsalita lang ako or hindi siya talagang kanta, ano pa rin siya, kailangan pa rin siya run sa eksena.

“And kahit nung orchestra rehearsal, kung hindi mo yun mapasukan or mali yung pasok mo, nakakakaba rin, mahirap din, hindi rin magiging maganda lalo na parang… mundo nila ito, e.”

This Christmas, wala naman daw siyang elaborate plans. Nasa bahay lang naman daw siya at naghihintay ng Noche Buena.

May changes na ba sa kanilang family lalo na’t engage na si Rodjun Cruz sa girlfriend nitong si Dianne Medina?

“Wala naman, kasi 2019 pa naman siya ikakasal e, so same-same pa rin,” he averred.

So far, excited na raw siya sa forthcoming wedding ng kanyang utol.

“More than lungkot excited na nga ako, gusto ko nga next year na, e,” he said in earnest.

Sa pagpapakasal ng kanyang utol, masaya raw siya dahil may bagong family member na madaragdag sa kanilang pamilya.

NASYOKOT ANG BALIW NA MATANDA!

Hahahahahahahaha! Akala siguro niya’y hindi siya malalait dahil di naman kasikatan ang nilait niyang artista.

Pero gayon na lamang ang pagkagulat ni Lolita Biglang Chakah nang makatikim siya ng matitinding lait courtesy of Jane Oinesa’s fans. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Halos panawan nang ulirat ang vavalinang gurang nang tilad-tilarin siyang parang Piling Bikol ng mga iritadang fansitas ng dalaga. Harharharharharharhar!

Loko, ‘di nakatikim ka, gurang na bilasa na ang keps!

Gurang na bilasa na raw ang keps, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Umurong talaga ang keps ng matandang gurang at nag-iba na nang tono. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Akala mo naman kasi kung sino kung makalait. Loko, ‘di nakatikim ka ng endless bashing matandang alibugha.

Serves you right for being so uncouth and cavalier.

Kung dati kasi ay respetado naman siya kahit papano sa industriya, magmula nang lait-laitin namin ang gurang na ‘to ay nabawasan talaga ang respeto sa kanya. Nailawan ang pagiging duwag ng impaktang harangera kaya ‘di na siya nirerespeto. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Buti nga!

JAMESON BLAKE, HATE NG ELNELLA FANS!

It is sad but Jameson Blake candidly admits that he’s been repeatedly bashed lately since he did a movie (Connected under Regal) with Janella Salvador that is slated to get shown sometime next year.

“Well, to be honest,” he said matter of factly, “it’s actually happening now, e.

“It’s like some people are bashing me on Twitter.

“Mabuti na lang my fans are helping me ’cause I don’t want to fight with anyone.

“Ako, as person, I’m a peaceful person. I don’t like fights.

“Kahit mga ano sa internet, hindi naman ako umaaway sa Twitter or anything.

“Siguro may mga fans, of course, their loyal to their… if they have another love team, ganun, they’ll have an argument, they won’t agree with that, so…”

Admittedly, he gets affected also when the bashings would be so intense.

“Of course, I’m not doing naman anything,” he said stoically. “I’m not fighting with the fans naman, e.

“And I’m just telling them how happy I am to work with her (Janella), happy to get the lead role.”

Jameson was interviewed by the press at the grand mediacon of Regal’s entry to the Metro Manila Film Festival 2017, Haunted Forest.

“Ngayon, when I see those tweets, naapektuhan din ako ng konti, I just learned to forget about it, cause people can really be… they would disagree sa mga sinasabi.

“They can really be mean. Siyempre, hindi ko kilala ang fans, so that’s what they’re saying naman.”

Still about the bashing, he would talk about it to Janella in a positive light.

“I’m just makin’ it in a joking way na parang, ‘Bina-bash ako ng fans mo.’” he averred. “Pero we don’t really talk about it kasi…”

Janella knows that people can be mean.

“Even siya mismo,” he said with good humor,”she said na she has fans who are mean as well, so we can’t control that, e.

“What we’re focusing now is yung good work namin, what we’re doing for the movie, yung craft namin.

“We don’t really talk about the bashers.

“The fans kasi, expected naman na may mga ganung tao.”

Predictably so, ini-expect niyang kapag malapit ng ipalabas ang kanilang movie ay higit na darami ang kanyang bashers.

But right now, he wants to focus on their festival movie Haunted Forest that he prays would earn enormous amount of money at the box-office.

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And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nhong! DAPAT LANG!/PETE G. AMPOLOQUIO, JR.

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