Hindi ko ma-take ang kaplastikan at ilusyon ni Karla Estrada

DATI, I used to watch Umagang Kay Ganda regulary. But lately, I have stopped watching it because I could not stomach the cheap delusions of Karla Estrada who is trying to emulate the classy and sophisticated ways of a Kris Aquino when you know that she’s veritably not at par with her lofty league.

Si Kris Aquino, she doesn’t have to act as if she’s classy because she truly is a class act.

Pero itong si Karla Estrada, nakapandidiri ang kanyang pag-iilusyon at mga pretensyon.

Kiyemeng parang edukada siya gayung wala namang edukasyon!

Nakapanginginig ng laman, I tell you!

Hindi ko rin carry ang pang-ookray niya kay Melai na para bang edukada siya gayung hindi naman at ang pagrereyna-reynahan niya sa kanilang show just because she is the mom of a popular teen-age idol like Daniel Panilla.

How nauseating can you get!

Kaya kaysa naman sa masira ang araw ko, (masira raw ang araw ko, o! Hahahahahahahaha!) I’d rather do my deadlines and not watch a
show that’s being starred in by a presumptuous and oozing with delusions fat woman.

Fat woman raw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Hindi porke’t mayaman ka na at sikat ang anak mo ay puede ka ng magreyna-reynahan at mang-okray ng kapwa mo na sa palagay mo ay hindi mo ka-level.

Ano ba naman ang level mo, aber?

Dios mio perdon! I’d rather not talk!

I’d rather not talk raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha1

‘Yun lang!

JOHN LLOYD CRUZ MEETS ELLEN ADARNA’S PARENTS

So, John Lloyd went to Cebu just to bond with Ellen Adarna’s parents.

Pormal na raw na in-introduce ni Ellen si John Lloyd sa kanyang mga magulang who are based in Cebu.

Ito ang mainit na issue sa Instagram kung saan makikitang tila masayang nakikipagkwentuhan ang bagong showbiz couple sa mga parents ni Ellen na sina Allan at Meriam Adarna, while eating in a most chummy manner.

Anyway, tipong busy si Ellen na nagpi-prepare ng lumpia wrapper, while John Lloyd was busy chatting with her parents.

Parang hindi ito ang unang beses na nagkita si John Lloyd at mga magulang ni Ellen. Last September twice nang nagbakasyon ang dalawa sa Cebu na hometown ng dalaga.

But this is the first time that the public was given the chance to see John Lloyd in the company of Ellen’s parents.

Apart from this, mayroon ding kumalat na Instagram video where Ellen was seen lying in a kiddie rubber mat, while John Lloyd was playing with a toddler and seemed to be oblivious of the controversies surrounding and hounding him and Ellen these days.

Anyway, kumpirmado ng buntis si Ellen at si John Lloyd supposedly ang donor ng sperm at si Ellen raw mismo ang nagkumpirma na buntis siya in two separate occasions.

Ellen’s delicate condition is said to be the reason why their vacation in Europe was cut short.

Nevertheless, up to now, mum is the word ang dalawa sa real score ng kanilang relasyon.

Bago?

JERIC GONZALES, WALANG KEBER SA KANYANG NUDE PHOTOS KUNO!

Jeric Gonzales vehemently denied that he was the guy in the old nude photos that was seen of late online. He said that he’d rather focus on his work than mind these malicious pictures at the net. “Magpe-pay off din naman yun soon sa kanila, kumbaga babalik din sa kanila, na gumagawa sila nang hindi tama.”

Kahit sa mga gay sites, umaatikado rin ang mga hubad na pictures allegedly of the Kapuso hunk.

Obvious na hindi na bago ang mga mahahalay na larawan.

“Talaga? Naku, hindi ko alam, wala akong alam dun, e!” Jeric opined. “Baka ginagawa lang nila ‘yun.”

Hindi ba before ay tila umamin na siya tungkol dito?

“Hindi, wala, wala akong inaamin,” demurred the 25-year-old Kapuso talent.

Looking back, this video scandal started wayback in the year 2016 when a video of a guy who was supposed to be his dead ringer, surfaced at the net. “Hindi, hindi. Wala akong alam dun,” he denied with feistiness. “And kung anuman ‘yun, siguro hindi ko na iintindihin yun, mas focused ako rito sa ginagawa ko bilang artista.”

Any message for the guys who perpetuated those kinky nude photos?

“Mensahe ko? Kung dun sila masaya, e, ‘di gawin nila, wala akong pakialam!

“Magpe-pay off din naman ‘yun soon sa kanila, kumbaga babalik din sa kanila, na gumagawa sila nang hindi tama.”

As far as he could remember, he never had any nude pic or video.

Period!

“Never, never!” he stressed.

Anyhow, no problem kay Jeric kung suporta lang siya sa soap nina Bianca Umali at Miguel Tanfelix na Kambal, Karibal, kahit nag-delineate na siya ng lead role with Thea Tolentino in his past teleserye under GMA.

“Oo naman,” came his immediate answer. “Walang problema.

“Kasi ano, e, dumaraan naman talaga sa artista na ano, ke support, ke bida or kahit anong role ‘yan, basta binigyan ka ng role kailangan talaga gawin mo and ibigay mo ‘yung best mo.”

Sa kanyang lovelife, pareho silang loveless ni Thea, hindi raw kaya sa bandang huli ay sila rin ang magkakatuluyan?

“Well, hindi natin masasabi,” he averred. “Siyempre, mahirap magsalita ng tapos, e.”

Kabi-break lamang ni Thea kay Mikoy Morales, samantalang siya ay rumored to be loveless.

Do they get to see each other lately?

“Nagkikita,” he coolly stated. “Nagti-text, ganun.”

Occasionally, lumalabas rin daw sila.

Busy raw kasi pero in touch naman daw sila.

Ganuned?

‘Yun nah!

HIGH SCHOOL MEMORIES W/ ISABEL GRANADA, NAALALA NI ANA ROCES

Ana Roces remembered her cherished memories with showbiz contemporary and high school classmate Isabel Granada, along with her shocked reaction when she was informed of Isabel’s unexpected demise.

Classmate raw niya si Isabel sa high school sa OB Montessori, so they practically grew up together, pagbabalik-alaala ni Ana.

“Tapos, ‘yung mga early projects ko,” she said in earnest, “lagi kaming magkasama kasi magka-edad kami, e, same age, 41,” she asseverated.

It will be remembered that Isabel fell into a coma in October for two weeks due to aneurysm, and passed away last November 4.

“Sana fake,” averred Ana when asked about her reaction when Isabel was hospitalized in Doha, Qatar. “Nung nabalita that morning, paggising ko, sabi ko, ‘Sana hindi totoo.'”

Minsan raw kasi, may mga balitang kumakalat na hindi naman accurate. Fake news, to say the least.

Pero nang na-verify that she was indeed rushed in a hospital in Qatar, she was naturally bothered.

“I texted our classmates and friends to tell them to pray for Isabel.”

Then, the sad news came after a couple of days.

“I went to the wake,” she said. “Nakalulungkot.

“But then, it’s why for us, it’s also a sign that we should enjoy each day and live to the fullest every single day and always keep check of our health.”

At this juncture, she recalled that Isabel was always a perennial standout when it comes to sports in the campus.

“Alam mo, si Isabel,” she recollected, “sa school, gustung-gusto namin siyang kakampi pag sports, pag P.E.

“Kasi, she’s very competitive.

“So, pag team mo siya, alam mo na she will give 101 percent.

“We used to play volleyball, so naalala ko talaga ‘yung, ‘Gusto namin kakampi si Isabel. Dito ka na sa team namin!'”

Pagbabalik-tanaw niya, Isabel supposedly didn’t mind injuring herself. She would really dive just to get a score for her team.

“Passionate talaga siya in whatever she does.

“Kita mo naman siya when she dances, when she performs, talagang 101 percent all the time.”

Dahil sa untimely demise ni Isabel, Ana was able to pay attention to her own mortality.

“You can’t help but think about it and analyze your life, your health, ‘yung kinakain mo.”

Ipinapayo niyang maging most vigilant tayo sa mga nararamdaman nating discomforts at mga bodyaches at ikunsulta agad ito sa doktor.

MIGUEL TANFELIX, MAY TAGABANTAY HABANG TULOG?

Exciting para sa Kambal, Karibal actor na si Miguel Tanfelix ang kwento ng bago niyang serye kasama si Bianca Umali. Isa raw itong “recipe” na kumpletos rekados dahil may love story, may kwento ng pamilya, may drama at meron ding mystery at konting horror. Dagdag pa niya, nakakadagdag sa kanyang pagiging proud sa serye ay ang pagtutulungan ng bawat isa na mabuo at makumpleto ang bawat eksena.

Para i-relate ang sarili sa tema ng serye, napakwento si Miguel tungkol sa isang nakakikilabot niyang experience na hanggang ngayon ay hindi pa rin niya malimutan. Noong isang beses raw na magising siya sa kalagitnaan ng tulog ay may nakita siyang anino na parang nakabantay sa kanya.

Sa gulat ay dapat tatayo ito mula sa pagkakahiga pero mas natakot siya nang ma-realize niyang hindi siya makagalaw. Nang magising nang tuluyan kinabukasan ay nalaman niyang sleep paralysis raw ang tawag roon.

BABY ZIA, NAGPARINIG SA MAGULANG NG GUSTONG REGALO SA KANYANG BIRTHDAY

Ang prinsesa nina Dingdong Dantes at Marian Rivera ay nagdiwang kamakailan ng kanyang 2nd birthday. Dinaluhan ng malalapit na kaibigan at kamag-anak ng Dantes family ang birthday salu-salo ni Baby Zia at kinaaliwan ng lahat ang kanyang birthday wish!
Cute na cute si Baby Zia nang banggitin niya ang salitang “baby brother” at natuwa rin ang bagets sa palakpakan ng mga tao. Ano kayang sey ni Super Ma’am sa hiling ng kanyang unica hija?

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And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nhong! DAPAT LANG!/PETE G. AMPOLOQUIO, JR.

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