Na-trauma sa social media!

DAPAT LANG! ni Pete G. Ampoloquio, Jr.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nakatatawa naman ang episode ng tall, dark and handsome basketeer na ‘to sa social media.

Dahil sa berdadero nga at hot blooded male talaga, may mga time na nadadala siya ng kanyang libido at hindi na naiisip ang consequences ng kanyang ginagawa.

Minsan, napagtrip-an niyang mag-playtime sa mga chicks sa internet.

Dahil masarap ang bawal, nadala ng kanyang libido ang matikas na basketeer at ipinakita ang kanyang naghuhumindig na sandata sa kanyang ka-chat. Unsuspecting that she would take a screen shot of his equipment and post it at the net. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Okay lang naman ‘yung mai-post ang nota mo sa social media, but the thing is its size has become the hot topics of many conversations.

With his imposing bulk and size, his equipment does not meet his height and physique.

In short, bluntly stated, hindi naman Mountain Dew pero considering how tall he is, medyo may kaliitan daw ang kanyang equipment na ipinost nga ng malantod rin namang babae sa social media, na in return ay pinick-up ng mga internet dudes lalo na’t may name naman ang basketeer.

Laking kahihiyan ng ombre ng pag-usapan ang kanyang below sea level raw na size ng kanyang tarugs.

Below sea level raw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Ang lesson ng story, do not be too forward in dealing with these women from the social media.

Akala siguro ng basketeer ay mahinhing chick ‘yung naka-chat niya at hindi siya gagamitin. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Laking gulat niya nang kanyang makita ang kanyang di kalakihang tarugito na nakabalandra na sa internet in all its full erection glory. Harharharharharharhar!

Magmula noon ay ayaw na niya sa social media. Nagpahinga muna ang basketeer. Buti nga at compassionate at understanding ang kanyang syota at pinatawad pa siya. Otherwise, he would have regretted her impulsive decision to have a chat with a woman who is otherwise publicity hungry. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun nah!

 

Carlos Agassi, napahiya sa cyber-flirting issue

Last Saturday, February 3, pinag-usapan at nag-viral sa internet ang post ng Facebook page na RBreezy tungkol sa mga mensahe supposedly ni Carlos Agassi sa mga babaeng gusto nitong maka-date.

Last February 4, Carlos came out with a long statement of clarification on Instagram.

“I’m single and enjoying my life,” he asseverated, “as long as I follow by God’s rules and man’s rules.”

Last February 5, Carlos shared his point of view on some people who would like to ruin his reputation.

“Thanks for this weird feeling of embarrassment and happiness,” he said as an after thought. “Embarrassed cuz the people I care about are affected and happy cuz I truly now know the people who actually truly care about me.”

Sabi pa ni Carlos, beware raw sa mga taong ang nais lamang ay makasakit at sirain ang iyong reputation.

“I actually told myself cguro pag di hot chick mabait,” he quipped. “‘yun pala yung hot chick mas mabait, and won’t post pics or even take screen shots;) so I guess don’t lower your standards and stick to your type—maganda, mabait and maalaga.”

Sa huli, humingi rin siya ng dispensa sa kanyang mga nasaktan.

“P.s I think a group of people who hate me ganged up and collected a lot of material and put much effort to try and hurt me or even more to destroy me, I am not sure and nor will I waste time thinking who you are instead I will add you to my nightly prayers that you be touched by the lord, dude or dudes pls love your life, not thru me nor hate me cuz I’m living and enjoying mine.

“Spread the good vibes and seriously I don’t mind people talking shit about me cuz I know myself but when people I care about get affected I get more affected :( I pray for the strength and guidance to do what is right and to become a Better version of myself.

“I appreciate all your positive comments and again thank you all, sorry ulit sa mga nasaktan, Di ko po naisip na may mga gagawa ng ganito sa akin at Mali makipag usap sa single na babae.”

 

Marian Rivera, all out ang suporta kay Dingdong!

Solid ang support ni Marian Rivera in the event that her husband Dingdong Dantes decides to enter politics.

“Si Dong, kung if ever man na tatakbo siya,” she said, “wala akong nakikitang masama.”

Aware naman daw ang lahat kung gaano kabuti ang puso ng kanyang asawa.

“So, kung ano ang gusto niya sa buhay, susuportahan ko siya 101 percent.”

But so far, hindi pa naman daw nila napag-uusapan ang bagay na ito.

“Pero if ever, sabi ko nga, if ever, well, susuportahan ko nga yung asawa ko kung anuman ang gusto niya.

“Dahil naniniwala ako sa kakayanan niya at alam ko na mabuti siyang tao.”

‘Yung mga batikos ay hindi naman daw niya pinag-uukulan ng pansin dahil hindi pa naman nagsasalita sa kanya ang kanyang asawa.

“Pero para sa akin, hindi problema ‘yan dahil, if ever, alam kong malaki ang maitutulong niya.”

On Dingdong’s part, he was repeatedly asked by the press if he has some plans of venturing into politics but he said that at the moment, he doesn’t have any concrete plan.

On Marian’s part, she said that politics is not a part of her agenda.

As ambassador for Women and Children with Disabilities, Marian is supporting the non-profit organization Smile Train that is helping kids with cleft lip and cleft palate affliction.

“Ginagawa ko siya,” she intimated, “at dun ko nararamdaman na makabuluhan yung buhay ko at ang pagiging artista ko kapag may nagagawa akong mga ganun.”

Nais din daw ni Marian gamitin ang kanyang impluwensiya para sa makubuluhang bagay upang maging mabuting ehemplo sa anak na si Zia.

“So, gusto ko maging magandang ehemplo, especially ngayon na nanay na ako,” she explained in earnest. “Kaya nga sa bawat ginagawa ko, makahulugan, hindi yung basta-basta lang.

“And of course, hindi lang sa nanay, sa tatay, o whatever, siguro sa buong pagkatao mo, kung paano mo gagawin makabuluhan yun, siguro sa pagtulong din sa ibang tao.”

Nag-renew nga pala si Marian ng kanyang kontrata sa GMA, the only home where she belongs!

 

Erich, ayaw pasapaw kay Lovi!

Balitang lahat ng eksena ni Lovi Poe sa The Significant Other ay binantayan at halos binilang ni Erich Gonzales.

Para daw kasi kay Erich ay siya ang pinaka-bida sa movie at siya ang tinutukoy na ‘significant other’ ni Tom Rodriguez.

Kaya naman daw kahit sa mga pinaka-seksi, daring at super hot na mga eksena gaya ng halikan, romansahan sa kama, sa kotse at maging sa sala, ay game na game na ginawa yung lahat ni Erich sa movie. In fact, ito nga raw yung masasabing “most daring, with the bravest sex acts at halos tumambling na si Erich sa mga maiinit nyang tagpo with Tom, na nagmukha ngang barakong nagpapalahi sa mga eksena niya.

Wala daw kasing pretensyon at never nagpa-awat si Lovi sa mga eksena niya lalo pa’t sanay na itong makatrabaho ang gaya ni Tom at under pa ni direk Joel Lamangan. Gusto lang umanong sabayan kung di man higitan ni Erich ang bawat matatapang na eksena na ginawa ni Lovi

“Tunay na gustong maging ‘significant other’ ni Erich dahil mas identified nga sina direk Joel, Lovi at Tom bilang mga Kapuso artists,” komento ng aming source.

 

Angelu de Leon, gustong palitan ang apelyido ng dalawang anak na babae

Angelu de Leon wishes fervently for her two daughters to be legally adopted by their stepfather. “God willing, God willing one hundred percent. We travel a lot as a family, parang sila, De Leon…” she quipped.

Dalaga na ang dalawang anak na babae ni Angelu de Leon. Nicole is 19, and Louise is 16.

Nicole is Angelu’s daughter with actor Joko Diaz, while Louise happens to be the daughter of businessman Jojo Manlongat.

Angelu is married to Wowie Rivera, where she has a five year-old son — Rafa.

But Nicole and Louise are using De Leon as their surname.

Anyway, ang kailangan lang gawin ay i-adopt ni Wowie sina Nicole at Louise para maging Rivera na rin sila legally.

Angelu intimated, “We’re weighing things, of course we want to. Pero may ibang factors na kailangan pang intindihin.”

Nilinaw ni Angelu ang ibig niyang sabihin, pero off the record. This has got to do with her husband’s background.

“Ang hirap, di ba, kaya ang hirap sabihin,” explained the 38-year-old actress.

Whatever, Angelu is praying for his husband’s adoption to her two daughters.

Angelu’s referring to her two daughters name at their passport.

Tatlo raw silang Rivera at dalawa sa kanila ay De Leon.

“Kaya kapag pumipirma ako ng any other document, I still put De Leon-Rivera,” she quipped. “I don’t want them (her daughters) to feel that I’m a Rivera.

“Alam naman nila ang situation… wala silang middle name.”

Angelu was interviewd at the presscon para sa bagong daytime series ng GMA-7, ang The Stepdaughters.

Ginanap ito Biyernes ng gabi, February 2, sa Prime Hotel sa Quezon City.

Si Joko Diaz na ama ni Nicole ay may anak din sa asawa ni Gabby Eigenmann na si Apples Arizabal.

In an interview kay Gabby, sinabi nitong inaayos na raw nila ang adoption papers ng panganay na anak ni Apples.

Aware naman daw si Angelu tungkol sa kapatid ni Nicole kay Joko at sa adoption nito ni Gabby.

Wala ba siyang balak na ilapit si Nicole sa iba niyang mga kapatid?

“Maliit naman ang showbiz,” reasoned out Angelu. “I’m sure magkikita at magkikita sila.

“One thing is, okey kami, wala nang isyu sa amin.

“Si Joko sa akin, si Joko sa asawa ko, si Joko kay Nicole, si Joko kay Apple, si Joko kay Gab.”

Speaking of Joko, he is now a regular at ABS-CBN na FPJ’s Ang Probinsyano.

Ano naman ang say ng anak nito when she sees him emoting on television?

“Natatawa lang siya,” Angelu said but she would ask if she looked like him.

Kasi during the time when Nicole was about 13, or 14, and she had her first cell phone, sinabi raw niya kay Joko na bahala na ito but no overnight please!

With her looks and talent, papasang artista si Nicole, but she doesn’t have any plans of joining show business.

Ang pagiging education-oriented daw ni Nicole ay hindi namana sa kanya. Pero siguro raw, kung paano siya pinalaki.

Sobrang blessing raw para sa kanya ang anak.

 

Ellen Adarna, ayaw nang pansinin ang mga ‘eksena’ ng karibal na hindi maka-move on!

The other day, Ellen Adarna posted on Instagram of a throwback photo with John Lloyd Cruz and her friend Beauty Gonzalez.

One of her followers commented in the Visayan dialect, about a supposed “feelingera” who could not move on.

According to @ofw_hinanaings, “Besh, pasuyaa ug maayo tong feelingera besh bhe kay makalagot sya di gihapon ka move on uy!!! Peshtey!!!”

(Besh, pagselosin mo lalo yung nagpi-feeling besh ha, kasi nakaiinis na siya hindi pa talaga maka-move on uy!!! Peste!!!)

Ellen answered in a safe manner, “@ofw_hinanaings makaingun to ug ‘ay kog labda dzai.’”

(Sasabihin nun, ‘Huwag niyo akong gawing sakit ng ulo, ‘Dai.’)

Anyway, sometime last week, Angelica was able to express her discontented about the attitude of her former boyfriend. She commented about his latest girlfriend’s actuations also.

Inasmuch as she did not name names, a lot of people are of the belief that she was alluding to John Lloyd and Ellen A.

Anyway, wala pa ring confirmation sa publiko ang dalawa tungkol sa supposed pagbubuntis ni Adarna.

Napabalita ring may balak na silang magpakasal at magpapatayo na ng kanilang love nest.

And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nhong!

 

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