Naiirita si Arci Muñoz sa bashers ng kanyang moro moro brand of acting!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Super naiirita pala ang ham actress (ham actress raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!) na si Arci Muñoz sa kanyang mga bashers.

Harharharharharhar!

And why is she fast becoming affected?

Unang-una, she is veritably a ham actress and is the main reason why their soap is fast going down the drain ratings-wise.

Sino naman kasi ang makare=relate sa kanyang hamonadang pag-arte na walang lalim at kulang sa emosyon?

Ever since naman, she is most consistent when it comes to the delineation of the character she is portraying.

Para siyang Sarswela star (Sarswela star raw, o! Harharharharharharhar! Ayokoooooooooooh) hindi mo maramdaman ang lalim ng kanyang pag-arte at hamonadang-hamonada.

Hamonadang-hamonada raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Jesus H. Christ! What brand or school of acting does she have?

Ikalawa, distracting ang kanyang ilong na pabago-bago ang shape o hulma.

Pabago-bago raw ang shape o hulma, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Kung sino man ang scriptwriter ng soap na ‘to, dapat ay hindi niya pinagda-dialog si Arci na parang gurang na si Piolo Pascual na lead actor niya sa soap dahil sa mukha na nga siyang tiyahin o auntie nito.

Mukha raw tiyahin, o! Harharharharharharhar!

Sa totoo lang! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, sa latest guesting ng hamonadang aktres-aktresan sa show ni Luis Manzano, kitang-kita ang pagkangarag ng kanyang hitsura dahil sa addiction niya sa retoke.

Addiction raw sa retoke, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhakhak!

Oo nga’t hindi masyadong maganda ang dapa niyang orig na ilong, pero gumanda na ito at nagkahugis sa unang retoke niya.

Ang kaso, hindi pa nakuntento at ginawa pang upturned nose na, sad to say, ay hindi bumagay sa kanyang oval-shaped face.

Not contented with her nose job, pinaturukan pa ang kanyang lips ng collagen na lalong hindi bumagay sa kanyang hitsura at namusargang talaga ang arrive.

Namusarga raw ang arrive, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

In a manner of speaking, Arci is the perfect example of a woman who is beyond contentment.

Aba’y she’s sporting a brand new nose again in her latest TV guesting.

Kalowkah! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Bahala na nga siya.

Buntot niya, hila niya! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Babu!

Gary Valenciano, successful ang heart surgery

Sumailalim under the knife ang simpatikong singer na si Gary Valenciano the other night.

Ini-announce sa kanyang Facebook ng Manila Genesis Entertainment, ang ginawang medical procedure sa kanya.

Here’s the statement of the Manila Genesis Entertainment:

“On May 5, 2018, the evening before Gary Valenciano was scheduled for emergency open heart surgery, he wrote this statement:

“Two weeks ago, I celebrated my 35th anniversary in entertainment with a dance performance with my son, Gabriel, and a beloved team that’s second family to me.

“To some, it may have looked like routine movements for my songs from yesteryears, but that performance is one I won’t ever forget. My life from that point would never be the same.

“After that dance, I felt a sensation I’d never felt before not even during the times I would push myself, riding my mountain bike on the trails for extended periods of time—I felt tightness and pain in my chest.

Nang kumunsulta raw siya sa kanilang family doctor, he was advised to go through tests immediately.

The good news is that he has a good, strong heart, the doctors were amazed.

His heart and all its blood vessels,—with the exception of one, are supposedly miraculously in excellent condition.

The band news is that after 39 years of having Type 1 Diabetes, the one exception—the main valve, my left anterior descending artery (LAD) is 95% blocked and now has very thin walls, because of diabetes.

“I now lie here on a hospital bed because I need a bypass immediately. I apologize to my ASAP, Your Face Sounds Familiar, and (It’s) Showtime families and fans, the companies and organizations I am scheduled to do shows for; the students from various universities I am so excited to meet…

“I was especially looking forward to “Unstoppable”, Darren Espanto’s concert. I need to excuse myself from all these commitments until I fully recover from the bypass surgery.

Alam raw niyang magugulat ang kanyang mga kaibigan dahil sa mga posts niya on Instagram, he was looking and sounding quite active.

Sabi pa ni Gary, “being active has never been my problem. But I now often feel tired and sleepy, despite being fully rested. The chest pains were an alert and confirmed, thank God, that something was wrong.

Nagpapasalamat raw siyang hindi siya naghintay para magawa ang necessary tests.

Gary also said that her fans and friends need not worry. Mayroon daw siyang expert team of gifted doctors, ang ilan nga ay nag-aalaga na sa kanya for many a good year now.

“I believe in my God who restores,” Gary asseverated. “My God who heals, and rescues, my God who is my strength…and my God who gives each of us a thousand 2nd chances.

“I will do my best to keep you updated as the days go by. Should I remain silent, it’s probably only because I will be recuperating, getting better, and building up my strength.

“I believe this will be a story to tell people, and yes, it will be another one of God’s amazing faithful, merciful, gracious, and good ways. Let’s not worry, ok? Let’s just be prayerful.

“Allow me to share this passage. I hope this encourages you who may be undergoing the same situation with your hearts, both physically and emotionally.
“I love you all.

“And I will give you a new heart, and I will put a new spirit in you. I will take out your stony, stubborn heart and give you a tender, responsive heart.’ Ezekiel 36:26
As of today, sinabi ni Angeli na the operation was a success.

“As of today, May 6, 7:30pm, Gary’s heart surgery was successful,” she beamed. “Paolo, Gab, Kiana, and I visited him at the coronary recovery room and doctors have said he is doing very well.

“In behalf of our family, I request for prayers for my husband’s speedy recovery.”

In her last post in her IG Stories, mukhang okay na si Gary.

Sabi pa ni Angeli, “The Lord is good.”

Bongga si Papa Piolo!

Palibhasa’y mabait, hindi warfreak at maganda ang imahe sa industriya kaya sandamakmak na ang endorsement ni Piolo Pascual.

Try watching television and chances are, you’re going to notice that most of the endorsements are his.

Lately, isa na namang achievement niya ang pagkakapili sa kanya bilang endorser ng Hype Transport System na kakumpetensiya bale ng Grab Taxi.

Perfect choice kumbaga si Papa P dahil idol siya ng common tao dahil na rin sa pagka-pleasant ng kanyang personalidad.

Anyway, the man behind Hype Transport is Mr. Nick Escalante and he’s got a most efficent assistant in the person of Ms. Jen Silan.

Going back to Piolo, siya na yata ang pinaka-pleasant na aktor na aming na-meet.

Walang masamang tinapay sa kanya. Intrigahin man siya ng working press, you won’t hear a single word of protest from him.

Kapag nakita mo siya sa mga showbiz functions, all smile pa rin siya at hindi marunong manumbat.

What a good-natured guy he veritably is really.

Anyway, I’m positive na marami ang susuporta sa Hype Transport ni Papa P.

After all, a good man like him truly deserves all the best things in life.

Does Janella Salvador consider Elmo Magalona as her soul mate?

The story of Janella Salvador’s latest movie So Connected under Regal revolves around having a “soul mate”. She has Jameson Blake as a leading man for this project.

No wonder, the first question that she was asked was does she believe in having a soulmate.

“Ako,” Janella positively intoned, “I believe in soul mate.

“It doesn’t necessarily have to be romantic naman.

“Sabihin ko sa inyo kapag nahanap ko na ang soul mate ko.”

She did not mention any name but there was only one name that the press had in mind.

Siyempre, it was no other than her rumored boyfriend Elmo Magalona.

Pero nag-beg-off na itong sagutin ni Janella.

“Puwede ba natin siyang pag-usapan dito?” she said smiling good naturedly.

Ang tinutukoy raw niya ay ang kanyang leading man na si Jameson Blake.

Ganuned? Hahahahahahahahaha!

“I don’t think lang na it’s the right venue to talk about that.”

Anyway, the presscon of So Connected was staged at Superstar Nora Aunor’s former abode last May 4.

The movie’s scheduled to detonate in cinemas nationwide on May 23.

Sa pelikulang So Connected, mas minabuti raw ni Direk Jason Paul Laxamana na kumuha ng mga artistang walang koneksiyon o pinanggagalingang love team.

Nakita rin daw niya ang chemistry between Janella and Jameson kahit na hindi sila na-build-up na magka-loveteam.

On Janella’s part, she didn’t find it a hard time having Jameson as her leading man for this project.

Hindi raw siya masungit-looking at napaka-approachable.

“He’s very friendly at siguro, yun ang naging koneksiyon namin. Hindi siya mahirap kausap.”

Asked what her first reaction was upon knowing that she would have a new leading man in this movie, okay lang daw sa kanya.

Tapos upon reading the story, she fell in love with it. “Na-explain naman nila sa akin kung bakit hindi si Elmo, yun ngang sinabi ni Direk na predictable,” she averred. “But na-realize ko rin, I mean, no-offense sa mga loveteam, of course.

“Ako, I’ve been in a loveteam, and I personally enjoyed it, and it was really a good experience

“Pero ang sa akin lang, it can also help actors and actresses if you get paired off with other people.

“It doesn’t necessarily mean na wala palang relationship with the person na naka-work mo before.

“Kaya nga, this is our job, we’re actors and actresses.

“It doesn’t have to be real in real life talaga for people to feel your emotion.”

‘Yun nah!

And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond
eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nhong! DAPAT LANG!/PETE G. AMPOLOQUIO, JR

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