BOY: Mom, there’s a stranger having sex with our maid in the kitchen… MOM (in panic): Where?! BOY: Joke joke joke! it’s only dad… -000- MADRE: Father, tell your seminarians not to urinate along the fence. PRIEST: Sister naman! Maliliit na bagay pinapansin mo… MADRE: No! malalaki father, MALALAKIIIII! -000- ABOGADO: Angel, pwede mo bang [...]

GIGOLO: Doc puwede bang resitahan mo ako ng tatlong tabletas ng Viagra? May hot date kasi ako ngayong kabi. Napasubo ako, tatlo sila. DOC: Sabay silang tatlo? GIGOLO:Hindi doc, iba-ibang oras simula mamayang gabi. KINAUMAGAHAN… Doc to Gigolo (putlang-putla): O bakit ang aga mo? kulang ba ang tabletas na bigay ko sa iyo kahapon? Gigolo: [...]

Mrs: Bilis! Nahulog cellphone ko sa loob ng panty ko, “nagba-vibrate.” Mr: Eh anong gagawin ko? Kukunin ko sa panty mo? Mrs: Gaga! Kunin mo yung charger baka ma-low batt! -000- PAMBOBOSO Anak: Inay, sinisilip ng kaklase ko ‘yung panty ko! Inay: Bastos ‘yun, ah! Ano ginawa mo? Anak: Inalis ko at itinago ko ‘yung [...]

Do you know why God made pubic hairs curly!?? So you won’t poke your eyes out! -000- What’s the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody eats parsley. -000- Did you know there’s a speed limit for sex? When you hit 69, you have to flip a you turn -000- A boy says to a girl, [...]